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The biggest slap in my five months of house arrest came not at the start when the magistrate said he wanted to make it “as much like jail” as he could. It came only days from the end, at the hands of an elderly hospital volunteer, on one of my rare excursions into the real world.

Mate, I'm telling you, it's no holiday. Pic: Fiona Hamilton


As I walked into the foyer of the Austin Hospital for a check-up to see how my newly transplanted liver was behaving, the beaming, bespectacled old-timer asked how I was doing.

I said: “I feel great. Only 12 more days and I’m out of jail.” His mocking, condescending reply: “You weren’t in jail.” I felt like saying: “You try it, sunshine.”

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  • sha says:

    10:48pm | 23/12/11

    Austin indeed.Lets all go to North Korea for a reality check. Read more »

  • Austin 3:16 says:

    06:27pm | 23/12/11

    Right on Sean - victims of crime deserve their right to privacy. No ifs buts or maybes Read more »

 

It is encouraging to see that a spirit of bipartisanship is being brought to the issue of patenting human genes.

Every cell of our body reveals our heritage down through the ages. Photo: AFP.

However, it will take more than a recent House of Representatives motion calling for an end to the patenting of isolated human DNA to achieve change.

Despite the US Federal Court finding patents for the BRCA1 and 2 genes invalid, the weight of precedent is against the finding being upheld.

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  • Jane says:

    08:22am | 18/11/10

    My big question is how can you truly patent the human genome when there is so much variation in it and its changing all the time? Or has someone decided that this particular sequence is pure human and the rest of us are just mutants? Read more »

  • sol says:

    11:39pm | 17/11/10

    (make that 3 problems ...) Read more »

 

Room 22B of the Federal Court of NSW grew pretty crowded as Kristy Fraser-Kirk’s $37 million sexual harassment lawsuit against David Jones, its directors and ex-CEO Mark McInnes came to a head. 

Here's looking at you kid. Source: Daily Telegraph

But if you went to the public gallery expecting to see any of the high-profile players you’d be sorely disappointed.

While the case itself had enough salacious and emotive elements to see it dramatically splashed across print, TV and online as a top-rating story, the scene in court was one carefully cloaked in the cool, passive-aggressive language of the legal profession. 

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  • Charles Kelly says:

    05:12pm | 22/10/10

    It’s a win-win for women who constantly flirt and use their sexuality for career advancement. If their attempts prove ineffective, at least they know they can always sue for sexual harassment instead. Read more »

  • Charles Kelly says:

    09:42pm | 21/10/10

    I can’t believe some people are so gullible, they actually buy into the whole “punitive damages” excuse! It was simply a convenient escape clause, designed to disguise the fact that this greedy unscrupulous gold-digger was always just in it for the money. Read more »

 

When it comes to illicit drugs and how our society should best deal with its impact, Ken Crispin is one man to whom it is worth listening.

Soldiers stand guard near currency exchange in Tijuana Mexico

Crispin has been practicing law since 1972, but more relevantly, he was the Director of Public Prosecutions in the ACT from 1991 to 1994 and a judge in that jurisdiction until 2007.  So this is why Crispin has made a bit of a splash over the past week by arguing that the US lead ‘War on Drugs’ which was debated and passed by Congress forty years this month, is failing our community.

Crispin, in his recently published book The Quest for Justice, has dared to say what many Australian judges and magistrates think privately to be the case.  That treating illicit drug use as a criminal justice problem has not worked and will never work.

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  • barry says:

    11:21am | 13/08/11

    I am long time user of opiates, I am long time sufferer of depression my father and uncle have both comitted suicide from severe depression. Opiates have been a miracle for me allowing me work and live with little or no depression. I have been trying legal anti-depressants for years… Read more »

  • Emma B says:

    01:37am | 12/06/10

    Its easier then it seems, legalise the damn things here’s my proposed order of events… 1. legalise the drug for prescription use, 2. prescribe monitord standardised doses (not ehough to OD but enough to sustain their addiction) 3. addicts take the prescription to Drug consumption centres to be taken/injected safely… Read more »

 

The death of 24 year old Matthew McEvoy outside a night club in Melbourne in 2008 was as a result of acts of senseless violence by two young men, Andriyas Tello and Lauren Sako.

Rape, violence, depression…Melbourne's Pentridge Prison.

But as tragic as Matthew McEvoy’s death is, it is important to remember that the justice system in a democratic society is not there as a tool of revenge or bloodlust, but exists rather as a means of both protecting society and hoping that these young men do not offend in this serious way again.

David Penberthy on this site last Thursday took issue with Victorian Supreme Court Justice Paul Coghlan’s sentencing of Tello, who pleaded guilty to manslaughter, to a period of 5 years imprisonment (Sako has already been sent to jail for 6 years with a 3 year minimum term).

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  • Michael says:

    12:13am | 02/06/10

    Why does the statement that a 5 year jail term for anyone is a long time have to equate to saying that being indisposed for eternity “ain’t”? I don’t see how one has to mean the other. They are two seperate consequences. The author wasn’t comparing the two outcomes. Obviously… Read more »

  • Gavin says:

    11:58pm | 01/06/10

    Hey yeah, and while we’re at it let’s sacrafice every firstborn to appease the Aztec gods, as a means to avoid natural disasters. Who says we’re an evolved civil society. If we were to allow the death penalty, and you Pete were condemned while innocent, would the delicious irony come… Read more »

 

In two courts yesterday, two very different sentences were handed down, for two stomach-turning crimes which epitomise public disgust at random, life-destroying violence.

David Keohane in hospital with family members after his 2008 bashing. Photo: Supplied.

Did the courts reflect that public disgust in their sentences? Did they do their job in reflecting community standards? In one case, probably. In the other, most definitely not.

Both cases involved indiscriminate and unprompted violence, the kind of blink-of-an-eye brain-snaps which terrify every parent, where an innocent young man was jumped, king-hit and left for dead.

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  • LC says:

    07:56pm | 01/06/10

    Agreeing with Paul on this one. If he just stopped after the punches you would be 100% correct. However, the kick to the head, a very dangerous and life threatening athing to do at the best of times, in and of itself warrants a murder charge (and being drunk or… Read more »

  • Bitten says:

    12:39pm | 01/06/10

    Oh, Gavin, how sweet! This every-day-joe actually has a law degree. This every-day-joe actually worked in litigation, family law and a little bit of criminal law. This every-day-joe is sick of the rank hypocrisy and the loftier-than-thou attitude that the judiciary (the public servants - am I wrong, or do… Read more »

 

About 100 nautical miles off the Australian coast on the first night of a cruise, Dianne Brimble accepted a dose of the illicit drug Fantasy from a man she barely knew.

Mark Wilhelm outside court yesterday. Picture: James Elsby

Mark Wilhelm gave her the drug, that he admits - but the offer of a drug alone does not amount to manslaughter. This was the personal assessment of a Supreme Court of NSW judge Roderick Howie yesterday, as he took a guilty plea from Mark Robin Wilhelm to the supply of Fantasy to Ms Brimble - and he’s right.

As much as her bereaved family and others may have looked to a manslaughter conviction for vindication, the NSW DPP rightly revealed today they would no longer prosecute him for manslaughter.

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  • Compassion says:

    09:45pm | 03/12/10

    and you would still be in total agreement if it was your mother abused while unconsious (Mum’s bad luck to die with no help given) yes let   Mum die & before she does a few more have sex with her after all she went into the cabin. We all… Read more »

  • Gavin says:

    12:52pm | 23/04/10

    Clever question BTS. Children are vulnerable. That’s what makes them children. Duh. Read more »

 

I don’t know Luke Adams. Chances are I never will. But when I viewed the graphic, and much-publicised, video of the promising footballer (and his friend) getting bashed at a Prahran Hungry Jack’s last July, my heart skipped a beat.

It was incredibly disturbing footage. On Friday, two of Adams’ attackers were sentenced in the County Court.

Mark Bogtstra, 22, received intensive corrections order, requiring community work for nine months. The man who put Adams in a headlock and let him fall to the ground, bouncer Nathan Karazisis, 24, was sentenced to two years and four months in jail, and made to serve at least a year.

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  • Wirewolf says:

    08:22pm | 13/04/10

    We must be clear about what sentencing can realistically achieve, and the price we (as a society) are willing to pay to have it. Prisons are extremely expensive to build and to operate, so we must understand that if we choose to gaol more people, we will have to accept… Read more »

  • Harquebus says:

    11:05am | 13/04/10

    A man shoots someone’s eye out and gets a fine. An aboriginal boy steals a car and get three months jail. Yeah, lol. Read more »

 

Are there any men out there who feel genuinely aggrieved at the idea that a travel company might offer packages specifically for women?

Men - this is a breach of your human rights

And no, I’m not talking about those of you who wish you could significantly increase your strike rate by being the only bloke on the Contiki bus. I mean men who really feel your human rights are violated by a group of women planning a chicks-only trip.

In general most people are in favour of legal protection against discrimination - if it’s the kind of discrimination that prevents someone having the same opportunities as everyone else because of some arbitrary barrier such as sex, race, or a disability. But sometimes the application of that principle is more arbitrary than the discrimination it’s trying to address.

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  • cats says:

    05:27pm | 26/11/09

    Men - you do not treat us like equals. Stop saying that you do. I agree with what Helen has said. Women still need to overcome the constant sexual harrassment that we get from men. You don’t do that to other men, do you? Read more »

  • Helen says:

    03:15pm | 26/11/09

    *ticks off another square in Eric Bingo card* Did any of you who are yelling, “Youse feminists have gotten equality and look where it’s got you, huh, HUH?!” have a look at the women-on-boards thread? We haven’t exactly penetrated into the bastions of male prifvilege, have we? Moreover, where’s the… Read more »

 

In Cairns, a young Queensland woman faces the prospect of up to seven years prison for something that over 14 000 women do every year in this state alone - for having an abortion. Her partner faces three years prison for assisting her.

Queensland Premier Anna Bligh


Once-was-feminist-campaigner and now Premier of Queensland, Anna Bligh is at pains to try and convince us that the charges are not related to abortion, but rather to do with the way in which the abortion took place.

Premier Bligh has feigned concern about the case – “tragic” she calls it. The Premier is a hypocrite. Her government could act immediately to bring an end to the trauma that this young couple is facing. But not only have they refused to act – they have done everything they can to further add to the isolation of the young couple.

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  • Anne Stocks says:

    04:04pm | 28/05/11

    Did Anna Bligh make a stand for the wrong reasons? did she feel justified in seeking to stop what has now become a Holocaust of destruction of defenceless Babies considered as people of worth in God’s eyes ? should we judge her harshly or thank her? Are you a Mum… Read more »

  • Jesse says:

    01:25am | 07/10/09

    Teresa, your ‘enlightened’ ‘pro-life’ views are greatly undermined when you make such ‘unenlightened’ staments as “The growing child is not part of his/her mother’s body - something that is obvious if a boy baby is born, and of course, both male and female babies have different blood groups to their… Read more »

 

The humiliation of Marcus Einfeld is now complete. The NSW Court of Appeal struck him off this week, concurring with the argument of the NSW Bar Association that he is not a “fit and proper person” to practice as a lawyer ever again.

Einfeld arrives at the NSW Supreme Court for sentencing in March this year. Picture: Lindsay Moller

Representing the Bar Association, Barrister Christine Adamson SC said Einfeld’s speeding case showed he considered himself to be “above the law” and displayed “extraordinary hubris” in thinking he could use his “skill and ingenuity” as a respected lawyer of some 40 years to trick a court into cancelling a speeding fine.

A $77 speeding fine.The public reveled in it, as Einfeld for many years had been one of the greatest offenders of the deep-seated Australian belief that being massively up yourself is close on the worst crime a person can commit.

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  • Peter Callil says:

    08:27pm | 20/03/11

    Agreed.  As Ned Kelly said before his execution, “If my lips teach the public that men are made mad by bad treatment, and if the police are taught that they may exasperate to madness men they persecute and ill treat, my life will not be entirely thrown away .”  In… Read more »

  • Paul says:

    06:13pm | 01/04/10

    Which illustrates the man’s complete lack of judgement, or his deluded sense of self importance.  Take your pick, but I’m going for a little of column 1 and a little of column 2.  Every so often the Supremicists among us get a reality check. Read more »

 

A serious, if unintended problem has emerged from the last changes the Parliament made to the Family Law Act.

The changes were designed to improve shared parenting, but the safety of the child was meant to take precedence.

However it seems the courts are interpreting the changed law to mean that the right of the non-custodial parent to know the child or children is of greater consideration than the safety of the child.

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  • Jay says:

    01:20pm | 30/06/09

    If you think a “tough on border protection” stance is going to stop an influx of Tamil refugees after the Sri Lankan government’s final military push then you’ve really got some serious thinking to do. I seriously doubt that refugees decide where they are heading to when they flee whatever… Read more »

  • Pete says:

    01:15pm | 30/06/09

    I didn’t vote for him, but the best thing Howard did was to reform these arrangements. The current backlash from feminists is not about what’s best for the child, it’s a man-hating campaign that seeks to paint women as victims and man as abusers - never mind the rights of… Read more »

 

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