Conspiracy

Writer and activist Susan Sontag said: “I envy paranoids. They actually feel people are paying attention to them”.

Trust no one

People were quick to call mining giant Clive Palmer a ‘crackpot’ and a ‘nutjob’ for his bizarre claim that the Greens are a tool of the CIA being used to undermine mining. And they are wacky claims. But the human mind is an amazing thing and comes up with sophisticated ways to protect itself from the real world. He’s not simply ‘wacky’.

Conspiracy theories are a protective mechanism.

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  • Charles Namok says:

    01:57pm | 23/03/12

    On June 29 2011 senator brown was talking about a one world government, to me it was like George Bush senior all aver again, it made me sick, and Kevin Rudd, for once we had a politician over the rails and for him to come back realising his mistakes would… Read more »

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    02:11pm | 22/03/12

    See IT Crowd Season 4. Douglas joins a religion known as “Spaceology”, which come complete with a theory about the massage industry. Read more »

 

It looks like Wayne Swan was onto something after all when he started his bad-tempered battering of mining billionaires. Maybe they aren’t like the rest of us. But if Mr Swan was right in theory, it took Clive Palmer to prove it by claiming the President of the United States was using spies to recruit Greens to wreck Australian coal mining.

'Hey, aren't you one of those men in black?' 'Why yes, yes I am.' Pic: Kym Smith

Mr Palmer, one of the three billionaires the Treasurer has been taking swipes at, has started something that others might find extremely difficult to finish.

If the mining industry was worried the newly-passed Minerals Resources Rental Tax would deter investors, what sort of disincentive would come from an influential magnate claiming undercover agents in the open-cut mines?

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  • Mark says:

    02:27pm | 27/03/12

    The one thing that shocks me the most about this incident, is that not one serious journalist has investigated the claims. The media have just reported him as a conspiracy theorist, a nut and therefore declined any further thought to his words. Here I was thinking that journalists investigated stories… Read more »

  • PaxUs says:

    04:58pm | 26/03/12

    There is much truth in what you say Looney Tunes, however others will put it down to a purely incompetent government and factional infighting, even though it was clearly published within the Australian Newspaper that ‘certain members’ of the upper ALP echelon (one who has recently departed) are indeed ‘protected… Read more »

 

It’s tempting – very tempting, in fact - to dismiss conspiracy theorists such as the 9/11 ‘truthers’ as tin-foil hat wearing nutters. And there is a substantial element of crazed paranoia out there which invites such frank contempt.

Digitally altered image. No, really. Supplied: CIA

But there are interesting and telling reasons so many people have come to believe that al Qaida had nothing to do with September 11, that the US Government was responsible for the attack or at the very least knowingly let it happen in order to trigger a war.

The UK’s Telegraph newspaper ranked September 11 as number one in its listing of the greatest conspiracy theories, trumping the moon landing, Roswell, Jesus’ bloodline, and the JFK assassination.

The political impact, the copious amounts of footage, and of course the internet have bolstered the truther movement to the point where polls consistently show that one in three Americans believe in it to some extent.

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    02:00am | 20/09/11

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  • Jason Todd says:

    07:56am | 18/09/11

    Andrew, How you dance around the truth. You are correct. WTC7 was not hit by a plane. You are correct. Therefore because it was not hit by a plane, and there was no other possible cause of damage, it can’t possibly have collapsed and therefore it must have been demolished!… Read more »

 

On this sad anniversary of the worst terrorist attack in post-war history I am reminded of the prophetic words spoken by President Dwight D. Eisenhower in his farewell address to the nation in 1961: “In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist”.

A memorial site at Shanksville, Pennsylvania where American Airlines Flight 93 crashed. Photo:The Australian

Eisenhower was the supreme commander in western Europe who had led America to victory against one of the most evil regimes in history, a man who had witnessed the depths of human depravity, and wanted finally to warn us that the war machine which had been created to defend freedom in WWII could equally be used for the opposite purpose, and that it was up to the American people to guard against this possibility.

Eisenhower coined the phrase “military industrial complex” which became the catch-cry of the anti-war movement of the 1960s, describing an economic and political fusion of power involving armaments manufacturers, construction companies, banks, democratic governments and puppet dictatorships.

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  • ChrispyT says:

    11:47am | 04/10/11

    Trout: Well, you must have been better informed than most people. I had to see building 7 falling freefall before I had any inkling that we had not been told the whole story (I mean, how could I not know until 2006 that in fact THREE towers were destroyed, not… Read more »

  • 911TRUTHINATOR says:

    05:04pm | 27/09/11

    Psychologists for 9-11 Troof want us to know that we’re suffering from some form of dementia for not believing in the “scientific evidence” that 9-11 was an inside job Note that the second person is Fran Shure. Remember her?  Here’s her expert diagnosis: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rLV-ZuNPwJ4/STBz40woAHI/AAAAAAAAC6U/RWzmZJbizLM/s1600-h/SeanFitzgeraldWeAreChange.jpg Yep, Fran the Fruitcake wanted us… Read more »

 

Position Vacant. One (1) Villain. A unique, high-profile opportunity has arisen for the role of Chief Enemy of the West. Wide-ranging experience in terrorism, mass murder and threats of worldwide destruction essential. Applicants must look evil (long beard and walking cane preferable). Extensive travel required.

Illustration: Michael Perkins

The full story is still unfolding, but what is clear is that almost 10 years after the September 11 attacks, the US finally has their man. Their pursuit of Osama bin Laden has been relentless, as well it should have been: The man admitted to plotting the murder of over 2,500 people.

But the victory is a double-edged sword for the American government and its allies. In killing bin Laden, they have brought a murderer to justice, but they have also lost their poster boy for the ‘war on terror’.

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    12:53pm | 25/05/11

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  • Paul says:

    02:51pm | 08/05/11

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