Collar Bomb

Yesterday at almost the same time two men who had done a bad thing, one very much worse than the other, used almost identical excuses.

Troubles with the wife is hardly an excuse

In Sydney Paul Douglas Peters, the so-called “Collar bomb hoaxer” was sentenced to 13 years in jail for the 10 hours of sheer terror and year of tough recovery he unleashed on 18-year-old schoolgirl Madeleine Pulver in her family home last year.

In Melbourne champion jokey Damien Oliver copped an 8-month ban from racing after he admitted betting $10,000 against his own ride - a cardinal sin of the track.

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  • Pattem says:

    05:54pm | 21/11/12

    @Tubesteak, sure, but then there are at least two types of excuse, neither of which bring about absolution. 1. The reasoned excuse - the explanation behind the motive. 2. The illegitimate excuse - the excuse that tries to shift blame or reduce culpability. Maybe, as a lawyer Tubesteak, you can… Read more »

  • Bear says:

    05:08pm | 21/11/12

    Even you’re a victim Super Dickhead. A ‘victim’ of Labor. Read more »

 

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