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Sshhh! Would you mind keeping it down that infernal tappity-tap on your keyboards, please? As for the noisesome flapping of your eyelids - think I wouldn’t notice - be so kind as to observe that this is a Quiet Website and you will answer to us…

Silence is bliss

Never mind the screaming kids in your nearest McMall and all the sundry squawking they have inspired among; it’s time to bid a (very tight-lipped) welcome to ... the Quiet Carriage Nazi.

CityRail recently created the Quiet Carriage for those who like to travel on Sydney trains with a little less wear on the eardrums. It’s a simple and pleasant idea – in the rear carriage, talking on a mobile phone, playing music and conducting loud conversations are frowned upon and the concept has been popular, CityRail says.

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  • Sanity says:

    06:52pm | 01/03/13

    Oh dear, someone’s clearly showing their lack of intelligence. I sure as hell hope that you were private schooled. For the record, your argument would be more credible if: 1) you could spell “sufferers” correctly. 2) you realised that the organisation that DOES support Tourette’s in Australia is actually the… Read more »

  • Pattem says:

    04:39pm | 01/03/13

    @AJ in Perth ...out of the Wild West they came… Read more »

 

Waiting for Labor to sort itself out or Waiting for Rail Corp is not perhaps as catchy a phrase as Waiting for Godot, but recently I found myself an actor in a Beckett-like universe, waiting for a train.

Detail from an existentialist prank posted on the internet by CityRail.

I stood waiting not with Vladimir and Estragon, Beckett’s famous protagonists, but with my five year old son Luke and his best mate, Tom. I’d promised the two train enthusiasts a short trip to North Sydney.

In Waiting for Godot, Godot never appears. In my play the train did come but only after a series of events that could have been scripted for the Theatre of the Absurd, or Fawlty Towers.

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  • Hate Trains says:

    04:28pm | 09/12/09

    Very funny to read. Feel proud - you’ve given the kids a real life experience that will equip them for future train travels. Read more »

  • Over It says:

    06:02pm | 07/12/09

    people in the south west need to be rebated, they have no other choice than to drive the M5 car park to work in the congested city. Oh there’s the hope of the on-again off-again South West Rail Link, but that’ll probably get axed again to favour the people of… Read more »

 

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