Christopher Hitchens

Everyone is telling their Christopher Hitchens stories so here is mine.

A spot of light breakfast reading for Hitch. Pic: Getty Images.

I met him in Kuwait in the opening days of the Iraq war. We were in the same pointless scramble, trying to convince Kuwaiti border guards to let us cross into Iraq.

I said G’day and was sucked immediately into conversation. He laughed a lot. He was cock-a-hoop. The war was just as he wanted it. I was in a sour mood, tired after weeks in Baghdad, cranky at having been pulled out when we were the last Australian TV team there. I was bickering bitterly with Kuwaiti officialdom. Hitchens cheered me up.

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  • Dark Horse says:

    09:01pm | 21/12/11

    It’s indeed a sad indictment of our critical thinking and analytical skills that so many blindly follow what are clearly myths. Joseph Campbell, mythologist, philosopher and one-time catholic captured the ignorance of religious belief very well in his book, “Hero with a Thousand Faces” which provided a history of heroes… Read more »

  • skepdad says:

    05:23pm | 21/12/11

    “When his beliefs no longer fitted the facts as he saw them, he changed his beliefs. That was his force.” This was often painted by his adversaries, who saw strength in dogma, as a weakness. Among his many other qualities, this one was his credential as a leader of freethought.… Read more »

 

Christopher Hitchens has been described as truculent, clever, brave, a radical, an ex-Trotskyist, left-wing, right-wing, iconoclast, an enemy of religion, a Jew, a militant, contrarian humanist.

Illustration by Sturt Krygsman

And that’s just the tiniest sample of thing he’s been called since he died from complications from oesophageal cancer last week.

He was loved and loathed, but even his detractors concede his brilliance with words, his incredible brain, his passion and his impact.

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  • Rowdy says:

    09:57am | 20/12/11

    @Dash….wow you really know your stuff!! All that technical audio recording stuff is dutch to me though….I am one of the old school “just plug in and play” types and leave the technical stuff to the other guys. I still fiddle around with an old Tascam 4-track recorder with cassettes….yes… Read more »

  • neo says:

    01:19am | 20/12/11

    She ended up calling me actually “to discuss things properly” and we sort of made up, spent Saturday and Sunday with her. I’m weak :( Today though, I called her to chat and she was a bit weird and upset. She started birth control recently, I wonder if her hormones… Read more »

 

Christopher Hitchens is dying. That the 61-year-old’s body has finally given out after four decades of heavy smoking and drinking enough “to kill or stun the average mule” on a daily basis comes as little surprise to anyone, least of all the man himself. In an archly elegant and coolly analytical column for Vanity Fair, Hitchens has described how advanced his oesophageal cancer is and how he “can’t see myself smiting my brow with shock or hear myself whining about how it’s all so unfair; I have been taunting the Reaper for into taking a free scythe in my direction and have now succumbed to something so predictable and banal that it bores even me.”

Artwork by Tom Jellett

No doubt, the now near-mandatory beatification of deceased public figures that saw Princess Di transformed from (in Hitchens’ own clear-eyed description) “a disco-loving airhead” to the People’s Princess, Steve Irwin from a cringe-inducing national embarrassment to a beloved folk hero and Kerry Packer from a ruthless business titan to kind-hearted philanthropist in mystical communion with the common man will all too soon befall Hitchens.

It will be interesting to see what kind of obituaries will be written by those on the progressive side of politics and, in particular, how they deal with Hitchens’ refusal to toe the party line in recent years. For decades, the brilliant, acid-tongued Brit was one of the Left’s fiercest and most effective ideological warriors and that rarest of all beasts — a radical intellectual capable of engaging and entertaining a mainstream audience.

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  • Really says:

    12:55pm | 12/08/10

    Any equation that suggests some equivalence between the actions and motivations of Adolf Hitler and those of George Bush (buffoon though he was), or that imply some equivalence between Saddam Hussein and Poland’s pre-war leaders puts it well beyond the pale. I would have thought that was obvious. Had you… Read more »

  • SkepDad says:

    11:51am | 12/08/10

    When Chris eventually succumbs to his body it will be a great loss to the world of rationalism.  Though I occasionally disagree with his positions, one must accept that he is one of the great thinkers of our time.  History will bear that out, and not entirely because of “near-mandatory… Read more »

 

In his new memoir Hitch-22, the public intellectual Christopher Hitchens writes that he now drinks ‘relatively carefully’.  By that, he means only a glass of scotch and half a bottle of wine at lunch, followed by the same at dinner and occasionally a nightcap.

How does one even smoke in the shower? Illustration: Tom Jellet

Hitchens’ drinking is the stuff of legend.  In fact, according to family folklore, his first fully-formed sentence was ‘Let’s all go and have a drink at the club.’ 

A 2006 profile in The New Yorker (which among other things notes that ‘Hitchens only recently gave up smoking in the shower’) describes Hitchens as ‘drinking like a Hemingway character: continually and to no apparent effect.’

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  • Trix says:

    12:34pm | 21/11/11

    Keep these artlices coming as they’ve opened many new doors for me. Read more »

  • Julius Brasse says:

    12:09pm | 16/03/11

    Hitchens has been someone that I constantly write about when I was a in college taking up a degree in Literature. Evert time I wrote Human-Interest stories, there is almost always an anecdote about him, if not, he’s the main topic of my discussion. I remember including my works about… Read more »

 

There is a tendency, in profiles of Christopher Hitchens, for the bestselling atheist and militant author to be defined solely in relation to his high-profile targets and the high-velocity force at which he hits them.

It's just as well he likes to talk about religion

Very rarely is it elucidated anywhere – except, of course, by Hitchens himself –  precisely why he has gone after such perennial favourites of the general populace as Mother Teresa, the Dalai Lama, and Bill Clinton.

That he took exception to the first’s acceptance of money from the Haitian dictator “Baby Doc” Duvalier, the second’s support for thermonuclear testing in India, and the third’s opportunistic decision to authorise the execution of a mentally retarded death row inmate in the middle of the 1992 Presidential election campaign, well, none of this ever really gets a look-in.

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  • Stephen Walsh says:

    02:13am | 06/11/11

    If one looks at Hitchens views on a range of topics you quickly find that the appeal of originality dwindles as many of his utterrances are repetitious. It was clear in one of his debates with a Dr.Craig lane ( forgive my memory of the name) suggested to Hitchens that… Read more »

  • John says:

    09:53pm | 15/09/11

    Try to explain that logic to people who are persecuted and murdered under Islamofascist regimes for voicing contrary beliefs. i think you’ve missed John Hooper’s point entirely. Read more »

 

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