Christanity

Somewhere in a dimly lit, smoke-filled room out the back of St Andrew’s Cathedral, Anglican Bishops are holding a secret conference.  They are pouring over membership lists and crunching the numbers as they prepare to roll local P&C presidents as part of a diabolical plan to take over the world – starting with the NSW education system.

The NSW Greens - demeaning mainstream Australia

Not since Niccolò Machiavelli walked the earth has there been such a gathering of calculating and ruthless political minds.

Suddenly there is a knock at the door.  A heavy-set minder crosses the room and glares through a small peep hole before opening the door to let the newcomers in.  Through the thick haze of cigar smoke emerge representatives of the Islamic Council and the Jewish Board of Deputies.  They take their seats at the table as the unlikely cartel plans to divide the spoils of war…

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  • Dee says:

    05:48pm | 06/12/11

    The Greens may not be ‘holier than thou” but their “more enlightened than thou” dismissal of others’ religious views is more than a put-off. Read more »

  • LC says:

    05:29pm | 14/07/10

    JJ, this is a SECULAR country (despite what you church or your religious mates tell you, it’s in our constitution, check s.116) and as such, religion cannot be taught in publicly funded schools. However, if it’s taught in privately funded schools or through the child’s parents then it’s fine. Read more »

 

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