Choose Your Own Adventure

There are many of us who happily whiled away our youth reading those terrific Choose Your Own Adventure books where by thumbing through to different pages, you could select from a variety of endings.

Option 4: something we might actually want. Pic: File

They were swashbuckling tales involving shady figures, sinister conspiracies, acts of trickery, magic and deceit - pretty much like the 2010 federal election.

Now entering its third week, this campaign has been even more fantastic than anything the authors of those adolescent adventures could have dreamed up. It’s often been just as juvenile.

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  • Nicole says:

    07:50pm | 06/09/10

    One word springs to mind here…....persephone!!!! Read more »

  • MarK says:

    07:34pm | 06/09/10

    Still waiting for anything that resembles an argument mother. Anything. I am not holding my breathe so don’t rush. I just want to see if anything resembling a cogent thought enters your head. Actually scrub that. You are boring. 1/10 for attempted trolling by the way. you really need to… Read more »

 

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