Chelsea Clinton

Chelsea Clinton is getting married and cash registers in Upstate New York are going to chime. The one day event that will be held this Saturday is estimated to cost $US2 million and I just hope she doesn’t turn up.

Mr and Mrs Mezvinksy. Picture: AFP.

I think she should run to the nearest airport instead and with Marc Mezvinsky in tow, hop on a plane and elope herself right out of there. But not before checking her maiden name at the door and leaving the pressure of being a Clinton, especially a Clinton on her wedding day, far, far behind.

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  • Andrew says:

    06:54pm | 08/08/10

    I hope she keeps the name Clinton.  It’s time to end this awful tradition of women taking their husbands’ names. Read more »

  • Jewish in Melbourne says:

    01:38pm | 02/08/10

    Always good to be see some dog-whistling Bleeding Heart. Don’t forget to make a crack about the cost of the wedding as well, wouldn’t want to leave any stereotype unpublished Read more »

 

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