Charities

Charities have moved from a modest Mary MacKillop model to a flashy, superficial Angelina Jolie one. Many are more mega mall than soup kitchen, they’re black tie, red carpet, all big bash and flash.

We're collecting to for research into Jabbathehutitis. Pic: AP

Australia has hundreds - maybe thousands - of charities, and clusters of them compete against each other for the same money, for the same aims. It’s only natural they are trying to find a competitive edge – but at the same time we expect them to be entirely ethical and any suggestion they are preying on the vulnerable is enough to make many put their cash back in their pocket.

News Ltd investigations have revealed that fundraisers for major charities are being told to target the rich, the “vulnerable, elderly and dying” and to avoid the ‘POYSN’ – the “poor, old, young, stupid and non-English speakers”. Marketing companies employed by charities tell doorknockers they can earn up to $3000 and become rich.

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  • Bryan Vadas says:

    10:22pm | 09/04/12

    your comments about the “less sexy” charities competing with the “more sexy” charities is only too true. That is why we are great beleivers in the necessity of finding new ways of fund raising and to be heard above “the noise”. We started a crowd funding platform (http://www.ipledg.com) and invite… Read more »

  • christian charity says:

    06:43pm | 08/03/12

    Happy and Excited that charity organisations will grow and do vital solutions to help the poor people http://www.ukchristiancharity.org/ Read more »

 

Giving to help others is a beautiful thing. But is anyone finding the increased aggression of “chuggers” is destroying a lot of that goodwill?

Hey lady, I'll take coins, gum leaves, whatever ya got. Pic: Stuart Ramson.

There are a lot of Australians doing it tough through no fault of their own and it’s our duty to help as a payback for the privilege of being part of the community.

Welfare groups are also suffering from the big squeeze. Donations are drying up because of the tough economic times and the demand for their services is increasing for the same reason.

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  • herniated says:

    06:44am | 16/02/12

    Great . Zer eta definitly nire eskerrak eman nahi duzu duzu merezi! Read more »

  • Red-wearing Woman says:

    04:34pm | 23/08/11

    I love how people immediately assume any comment supporting women’s welfare is ‘feminist.’ FTR I am by no means a feminist, I am however a health practitioner and a university lecturer in Population Health, so I see this problem in both theory and in practice on a daily basis, and… Read more »

 

As the whiskers of tens of thousands of Aussie blokes wash down the drains of homes today, thousands of nubile young women are rejoicing.

He thinks he's suave and sexy. The author begs to differ.

It is the end of “Movember”, the month formerly known as November which raises money for prostate cancer research and initiatives to combat male depression.

While the charity is one of the most brilliant health campaigns ever enacted, women around Australia are ecstatic we no longer have to give Aussie men some lip about their top lip.

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  • Ethanael says:

    03:51pm | 23/11/11

    Wow! That’s a raelly neat answer! Read more »

  • www.thepunch.com.au says:

    09:44am | 03/06/11

    Thank god theres no such thing as mocember.. May I repost it? Read more »

 

The simple act of having a quiet beer with friends, or even a slightly loud one, has now become a fraught operation.

Fremantle asked if Movember could be held in September as they knew they'd have nothing on then. Photo: Ian Munro

Not that long ago you could ring a mate with confidence and suggest a relaxed catch-up in a licensed setting. Now you have to check the calendar to make sure it isn’t Dry July or Febfast or Ocsober or Just Say No-vember, and that your once-entertaining companion hasn’t signed on for a month of sobriety to raise money for kiddies who are suffering from Tourette’s Syndrome.

As the kiddies themselves might say, bollocks to that.

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  • Kazza47 says:

    08:10am | 19/07/10

    I am doing Dry July for 2 reasons, one to see if I could actually not drink every day of my life ( no golden tickets for me) without getting the DT’s and two to raise money for the cancer wards at the hospitals involved. I am not being noble… Read more »

  • Sarah says:

    10:08am | 18/07/10

    It’s so cool and edgy to diss charity, isn’t it? Yeah! Let’s all get sloshed and prove how awesome we are! Woo! Well done. I understand there’s a bit of tongue in cheek here but you’re not saying anything we haven’t heard from 18 year olds with impossible haircuts who… Read more »

 

Believe it or not, Senate Inquiries can generate all sorts of humorous exchanges.

The Church of Scientology's Superpower Building in Florida: the days of its tax-free status are numbered.

A hearing earlier this week into the Tax Laws Amendment (Public Benefit Test) Bill generated so much laughter at one point, you could be forgiven for thinking you were watching ‘Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure’ instead.

It went something like this. When discussing the impact of the introduction of a Charities Commission in New Zealand, the Church of Scientology’s New Zealand Secretary, Michael Ferriss, explained that the organisation’s income of $2.623 million in 2007 fell to $374,000 the following year because of, “from memory, the exchange rate drop”.

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  • Luke says:

    02:51pm | 04/03/12

    Nice irrelevant statement there Kevin… The reality is Xenophon has folded on this issue because of his statements proven to be what they were by Scientology making the complaint they did make Now the whole issue is out of his hands… he could have done more damage had he not… Read more »

  • Mr Ed says:

    07:48pm | 27/04/11

    Seems like a bit more time… Read more »

 

It was disturbing to read recently that 122 humanitarian workers lost their lives in strife torn countries last year, but even more disturbing to read the reason why.

Move out boys, there's a bunch of aid workers headed this way.

Aid workers are now often seen in some of the most desperate and violent places in the world to be covert activists, even spies, working against the thugs, dictators and/or clerics who run the hellholes where aid workers try to go about their business.

That makes them targets.

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  • Erin says:

    09:52am | 05/02/10

    Do we ever analyse why this great Aid PR machine exists? Is it because our concept of giving is so based on if somebody deserves it and is a ‘worthy’ recipient that Aid must be packaged up by PR people for any of us to take notice? Read more »

  • Barry says:

    05:06pm | 14/06/09

    I too ceased my World Vision “sponsorship” donations last year after a compulsory increase to the donation amount. I became skeptical of its distribution, especially when I learned my money could have aided 2 communities with another aid organisation who don’t espouse and propagate the myth that you have a… Read more »

 

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