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If you’ve wondered why Channel Nine’s The Golden Mile painted such an endearing portrait of its leading “Underbelly” character, King’s Cross figure John Ibrahim, it might well be because he’s had a hand in how he was portrayed in the script. 

John Ibrahim and some other little rascals on Victoria Street last year. Probably driving Mr Wilson crazy with their pranks. Picture/Cameron Richardson

Ibrahim – who paints himself as a publicity shy businessman annoyed by the fame generated by the show – was so concerned about his portrayal in Golden Mile, The Punch can reveal he even confronted an actor who turned down the chance to play the lead in the Channel 9 hit series.

Young Australian actor Les Chantery - star of 2009 Australian film Cedar Boys about Lebanese-Australian drug dealers in Sydney’s Western suburbs - rejected the opportunity to audition for the starring role of John Ibrahim in The Golden Mile out concern of having himself and other Lebanese-Australians typecast as thugs.

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Around a third of Australian road fatalities are the direct result of drink-driving. Add to that the millions of random breath tests that occur across the country every year and you’re looking at some fairly good reasons not to drink-drive.

Why drink drive in life when you can watch it on television. Photo: James Elsby

Not that you’d know that from the statistics; the percentage of alcohol-fuelled road fatalities has remained constant in the past two decades. In fact, our collective apathy toward the separation of alcohol consumption and motor vehicle control is so great as to warrant its own show on the Nine Network.

Premiering last Sunday, RBT is Nine’s attempt at discouraging drink-driving or, depending on your point of view, an attempt to capitalise on the inability of Australian drivers to understand that driving home after six beers is probably a bad idea.

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  • Greg says:

    10:14am | 05/08/10

    If you drive an old car and wear a baseball cap you can double your chances of getting pulled over, age is also a big factor, You can spot these bogan idiots on the show from a mile away. Read more »

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    08:59pm | 30/06/10

    My business is in public transport. My toy is an old Monaro. I’m just on the right side of 50. I have been put on a “good boy” licence 3 times in 22 years and have had all 12 points for the last 3 years. In saying that every booking… Read more »

 

Last night The Punch took a flight from Canberra to Melbourne and settled in for a viewing of Qantas’ in-flight news bulletin provided by Channel Nine.

Police raid a Delta flight from Amsterdam to Detroit after a second Nigerian man got sick in the bathroom

Slowly recovering my obligatory takeoff fear of dying next to some guy in a Ralph Lauren t-shirt and blond tips in his hair, it occurred to me that the entire bulletin had not mentioned the biggest news story of the last few days: the failed terrorist attack aboard the Northwest Airlines flight to Detroit.

Absolutely nothing was reported in an almost half hour long broadcast about a failed terrorist attack aboard a passenger plane which a little group called Al-Qaeda have now claimed responsibility for. A story that still commanded high priority during their national news broadcasts that evening.

This wasn’t some shocking editorial oversight by a confused news editor, rather it’s very intentional Qantas policy not to inform it’s passengers of airline disaster related news stories.

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  • Steeve says:

    03:01pm | 02/01/10

    People use religion as a cover for all sorts of depraved stupidity to further their ends. Did it start with Mohammed? hell no,.. Look at what Titus did to the Jewish faith in AD70 or even Nero to the early christians a few years later… Violence in the guise of… Read more »

  • David says:

    11:19am | 02/01/10

    How can anyone argue that there is no religion-based intentions behind these terrorist groups? Look at the facts here people: The IRA is a Catholic organisation that was unwilling to let a Protestant minority run Ireland. The Taliban is a radical political arm of Islam. Nothing less. Saddam Hussein’s regime… Read more »

 

A brilliant strategic investment or a Machiavellian ploy, driven by revenge, to mess with the mind of a bitter enemy? The only thing certain about Kerry Stokes’ stunning raid on James Packer’s Consolidated Media this week is that billionaire long maligned as “Little Kerry” will be loving the wild speculation about his motives and intentions.

On Wednesday, Stokes’ Seven Network pounced on 15% of ConsMedia, giving the famously self-absorbed media industry something to talk about after an unusually long period of ownership stability.

Kerry Stokes: possibly sending a rude text to James Packer

The move also opened the third round of the epic Packer v Stokes slugfest.

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  • JASON ANDREW TOPpinFROM BORONIA VICTORIA says:

    12:46pm | 11/07/09

    I think Kerry Stoke will win against James Packer in the end.  James Packer will sell his shares in Consolidated Media to Kerry Stokes.  Kerry Stokes   will own Channels 7 & 9 Pacific & ACP Magazines, part of News Limited , West Australian Mews Papers, Foxtel Fox Sports &… Read more »

  • Eric says:

    06:06am | 11/07/09

    Media ownership is practically irrelevant. It’s the journalists and editors who matter in so far as opinion goes. Read more »

 

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