Champions

In racing, the term “pie eater” is an old-fashioned, gently derogatory term for hard-bitten punters. Pies are all they can afford after their weekly pay cheque has yet again put Sunday roast on the bookies’ dinner tables.

Who's the jockey? Who cares! Pic: News.com.au

Well, the pie eaters of Australia have suddenly developed a taste for Black Caviar. That’s Black Caviar, the mighty mare who this week made it 18 wins from 18 starts in her most devastating racetrack outing yet.

Black Caviar attracted 20,000 infatuated racegoers to Caulfield on Saturday, the majority decked out in her salmon-and-black racing colours. Twenty thousand, to a race meeting which would usually attract a quarter that many. With the gates sensibly thrown open for free, they flocked to see the champion, who paraded around as if she knew she was just that.

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  • stephen says:

    11:12pm | 13/02/12

    I wouldn’t bother putting money on this horse. She’s a beaut, no doubt about it, but next race before she goes OS I might try a quad, put her at the top, (she, then is like the powerball) and take you pick on the rest. $2 bets all round. No… Read more »

  • The Proud Aussie-Brit says:

    09:31pm | 13/02/12

    SM, why not ?  If she’s that good, she can adapt, at least give it a bloody good try like her two legged counterparts.  Alberto Juantorena did in the ‘76 olympics; Seb Coe did a 4x400m relay leg at 45.5 seconds, so that quoshes your Usain Bolt theory. Yes, breeding… Read more »

 

In 1992, a 20 year old from Florida made surfing history. Kelly Slater qualified for the quarter finals of the Alternativa Surf International in Rio to claim the World Title.

To celebrate, he's going to dash home and veg out to a mellow Jack Johnson CD. Pic: AP

The American media had high hopes, looking to him to be the next Tom Curren and when asked about reaching the same kind of highs as his surfing idol’s career, Slater, slightly camera shy and still unassuming about his future replied, “I don’t know, I’m not really thinking about that right now, I’m just thinking about having won the World Title, and hopefully winning another one someday”.

Nineteen years and 10 World Titles later… Kid Kelly is now King Kelly.

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  • Garam chai says:

    08:47pm | 09/11/11

    Sachin Tendulkar is the worlds greatest sportsment. Read more »

  • Bob says:

    10:15am | 09/11/11

    The number of players in a sport doesn’t actually make that much of a difference to the level of the top players. If it did the Australian cricket team would have absolutely no hope against the Indian cricket team as the India has 100 times more people playing the sport… Read more »

 

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