Central Coast

Welcome to the main strip of the small town of Wyong, in New South Wales’ Central Coast region. The strip straddles the Pacific Highway - a couple of pubs, a butcher and a few fish ‘n’ chip shops on one side; the train station on the other.

It's not WRONG, it's Wyong!

It’s 11am and there’s barely anyone walking the streets. “Look how dead it is out there,” says Danielle Suarez, who works at the printing store opposite Wyong station. Choked by traffic but not people, the quiet town is a key centre in the federal electorate of Dobell.

Local MP Craig Thomson’s office is wedged between Ecco Shoes and Express Noodles at Tuggerah’s Westfield shopping centre, just ten minutes down the road. Since 2009 Thomson has been beset by scandal over his use of a business credit card while he was at the Health Services Union. But it’s just one part of his relationship with his electorate.

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  • marley says:

    10:13am | 05/05/12

    @Rosie - I think you really have a very narrow view of things,  Ae we any more of a laughing stock for the pecadillos of our politicians than Italy with Berlusconi, or the UK with the MPs being paid for upkeep of their moats?  As for asylum seekers, among western… Read more »

  • Freeway says:

    09:05am | 05/05/12

    acrotrel,sorry the story of Thomson has nothing to do with Abbott or Murdoch.It was originally a Fairfax SMH story going back years.Thomson was going to sue the SMH,but chickened out.So if it wasnt him doing these terrible allegations who was it? Read more »

 

Just an hour away from Sydney by train, 45 minutes by car and a constant 18,000 kilometres from fashion is the seaside sprawl of Ettalong Beach.

The undercover market is under that orange umbrella

If you alight from nearby Woy Woy station, on a lucky day you can be welcomed upon arrival by the traditional overheard greeting phrase “give us back me smokes, ya sl_t”. 

Then just pop yourself onto Blackwall Road, trot past the drive-through KFC, continue past the picturesque smash repair and bait shops, and you’re just about there.

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  • Steve says:

    08:13pm | 07/01/12

    Think you wasted your own time, not hers. Read more »

  • Steve says:

    02:41pm | 28/12/11

    I’ve had my wife’s grandparents live and die in Umina, uncles and aunts holiday at Ettalong and a mother in law who lives at Woy Woy. The thing you notice about the area is that it is full of bottle blonde, tattooed grandmothers with half a mouthful of teeth who… Read more »

 

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