Caption Competition

It’s Wednesday. It’s Wednesday. Yay for Wednesday. Arguably the most hopeful day of the week. Two days closer to the weekend. And two days further away from Monday.  What more could we ask for?

I might be cute, but I have breath that would strip paint (thanks to old fart)

And here is one of the cutest animal pics of… well, possibly the year so far.

Now for the caption comp: what’s this little guy saying? Keep it clean people.

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It’s Wednesday, and what does that mean? Well, nothing usually. But from now on it means: Caption competition!

You tell us. Pic: Ray Strange

So here’s a ripper for you today. Context: a giant toilet was set up outside Parliament House yesterday to draw attention to the link between decent sanitation and preventable poverty-related deaths. Please don’t dump too much crap in the comments.

What else is on your mind, Punchers?

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Canadians are a placid bunch. Usually. Where ice hockey is concerned, primal passions arise. All kinds of primal passions, as the pic below shows.

Stuff the ice hockey, let's play tonsil hockey. Pic: Rich Lam, Getty Images

What happened yesterday in Vancouver was shocking. The local NHL team, the Canucks, lost the final match of the Stanley Cup and riots soon engulfed the city. Vancouver’s top cop blamed “anarchists and criminals”, but it appears regular hockey fans were involved too, given there were over 100 arrests.

Vancouver has never won the Stanley Cup, the ice hockey equivalent of baseball’s World Series. So locals were entitled to feel frustrated after leading the seven match finals series 3-2, then blowing the last two games.

But were they entitled to riot? Of course not. If you ask us, these two had the right idea. While their city burned, they fiddled. With each other.  Do you approve? And can you come up with a better caption for this wonderful photo than Ant’s effort? Pucker up, Punchers!

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