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Canadians are a placid bunch. Usually. Where ice hockey is concerned, primal passions arise. All kinds of primal passions, as the pic below shows.

Stuff the ice hockey, let's play tonsil hockey. Pic: Rich Lam, Getty Images

What happened yesterday in Vancouver was shocking. The local NHL team, the Canucks, lost the final match of the Stanley Cup and riots soon engulfed the city. Vancouver’s top cop blamed “anarchists and criminals”, but it appears regular hockey fans were involved too, given there were over 100 arrests.

Vancouver has never won the Stanley Cup, the ice hockey equivalent of baseball’s World Series. So locals were entitled to feel frustrated after leading the seven match finals series 3-2, then blowing the last two games.

But were they entitled to riot? Of course not. If you ask us, these two had the right idea. While their city burned, they fiddled. With each other.  Do you approve? And can you come up with a better caption for this wonderful photo than Ant’s effort? Pucker up, Punchers!

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  • Jason Todd says:

    11:18pm | 24/06/11

    Uh. I suggest you go and stand on any major road and look at the shadow pattern. I don’t see anything that would indicate it was shopped. Much less problems with shadows and light sources. Read more »

  • CJ Morgan says:

    01:14pm | 17/06/11

    What rhymes with ‘puck’ and ‘Canuck’? Also, are there not Mounties in abundance? Read more »

 

For a bloke who has a grizzly story too, I’m paying close attention to the case in which two Australians, Andrew Brodie and Owen Hereford, are suing the Canadian Government for $75,000 each over a 1995 grizzly attack.

We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears.

They were camping at Lake Louise when they were attacked in their tent by a bear. The basis of their lawsuit, currently before the courts and expected to last three weeks, is that authorities were negligent in ensuring the safety of campers.

There is no question that Brodie, now 36, and Hereford, 37, would have had no chance to defend themselves, given that the incident took place at about 3.30 in the morning. If they were asleep, the grizzly attack would have given them no time to grab a can of bear spray, a capsicum-based aerosol spray that is part and parcel of venturing into much of Canada.

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  • Paul Horn says:

    11:08am | 23/09/10

    Is that the fabled drop bear we warn our American tourist counterparts about? Read more »

  • Misha Ketchell says:

    09:32am | 23/09/10

    Where’s the photo David? I’d much rather see it than some stock image, even if it blurry or unimpressive. Great article though. Read more »

 

Welcome to Wednesday @ The Punch

Today in 2004 Canada’s Supreme Court ruled same-sex marriage constitutional, paving the way for it’s Parliament to legalise the practice.

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    09:03am | 13/05/12

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