Bumper Stickers

Driving home last night the ute in front of me – Green P plater – had the following bumper sticker emblazoned across the back panel: If you don’t speak English, don’t dribble shit to me.

T-shirts for sale at Melbourne's Queen Vicoria Market. Humanity sold seperately. Photo: Herald Sun

Delightful, eh?  As he veered right and I drove on, I looked through the window and gave him a look that said ‘you’re a dickhead’ (but not so much so that he might come beat me up).  My look however, was met with something of a surprise: the guy – a young, beefy tradesman-type was Asian. 

Which frankly, left me a little confused.  Leaving aside the apparent inconsistency of lauding ‘proper’ language on the one hand and berating the dribbling of shit on the other, wasn’t the bumper sticker anti-immigration?  Haven’t Asian migrants to Australia historically borne the brunt of anti-immigration sentiment (only to be replaced relatively recently by refugees and boat people)?  So how could an Asian person be anti-immigration?

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  • Peter says:

    10:50am | 05/02/12

    The guy in question with the Ute,his or otherwise,  should be careful as he will be labeled “RACIST ” as are the people who fly the Australian Flag on their cars and houses, a taste of things to come you think ? Read more »

  • the deviant says:

    02:44pm | 01/02/12

    The business “idea” was copied from the USA (suprise suprise). Im also jealous I didnt bring it here first! I want to make my own showing a guy hiding in a wardrobe (or under a bed) and stick them on random cars with a husband and wife sticker already in… Read more »

 

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