Budget Airlines

In this great age of cheap flights and package holidays, we’re all travellers. We’re on life’s journey, seeking our destinations and finding ourselves along the way.

Ah, the joy of getting away from it all. Pic: Melvyn Knipe.

The mere mention of travel should conjure images of the well-to-do, flitting off around the globe, sipping cocktails in first class, and then floating through immigration to a waiting limousine, all the while looking as if they’ve just stepped out of a salon. Or at least that’s what travel companies want us to believe.

All too often, reality falls short. There are delays, screaming babies, long queues, security checks (my belt doesn’t usually “go off”), cancellations and airplane food. And that’s before you arrive. You deplane to find the air conditioning in the arrival hall is dead, only two of the fifteen customs booths are staffed and you smell like a nightclub in the daylight.

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  • marley says:

    02:53pm | 25/08/11

    I dunno.  I don’t think airlines exist on “goodwill” these days, I think they exist on bums on seats.  And Aussies seem to like cheap seats.  No one seems to feel much goodwill for Ryanair and its ilk, but people fly them all the same because of the price. And… Read more »

  • Fi says:

    09:04pm | 24/08/11

    Damn poor people, how dare they travel where I’d like to travel! Read more »

 

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