British Election

Update: As the Times Online reported earlier this morning, Gordon Brown has since decided to resign as leader of the Labour party. Here is the full text version of his resignation speech

What if you threw an election and nobody won?

Here's looking at you, Brown. Picture: Getty Images.

What if everybody lost?

That is exactly what’s happened in Britain where the only absolute winners from last Thursday’s election are the UK Greens who won their first seat in Parliament.

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  • Randal says:

    05:35pm | 11/05/10

    Thank you for your contribution @marley and such conventions have been enshrined under British Common Law for centuries and can be traced back to the Magna Carta, the Civil War, The Restoration, The Act of the Union, Bill of Rights etc…etc… Essentially in Britain the monarch initially held all power… Read more »

  • marley says:

    05:10pm | 11/05/10

    I’ve always understood that, in the Westminster system, a government can fall when it loses either an actual “no confidence” vote , or any vote involving the budget in Parliament.  I suppose you’d have to go back to the days of Robert Peel to trace the written origins of the… Read more »

 

The more air-headed exponents of social media have had a busy time of it this week, trying to transform Melbourne comedian Catherine Deveny into a cause celebre for the anti-censorship cause.

Catherine Deveny, looking edgy and street. Photo: David Geraghty

Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet, all the hoopla about the British poll being “the first twitter election” has evaporated as the campaign has turned on the work of traditional journalism and conventional public discourse.

It hasn’t been a great week for social media. Despite its many benefits – sharing content with like-minded people, engaging in conversation about topics of mutual interest – two of its key limitations have been laid bare by these unrelated events.

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  • Numbers Brenden says:

    03:49pm | 21/07/11

    I really like your wp internet template, where did you get a hold of it? Read more »

  • Stiffy says:

    12:16pm | 10/05/10

    Its seems to be a thing that twits do. Thanks BTS Read more »

 

Gordon Brown made not one, but two public gaffes in his exchange with Gillian Duffy. The first was to be caught describing the pensioner as a bigot in the first place. A politician as experienced as Gordon Brown should know better than to forget that he was wired.

Gordon Brown takes his Meet the Bigots tour on the road. Photo: AP

Brown’s second gaffe was to spend 40 minutes apologising to the pensioner after his words were played back to him during a radio interview. No doubt his media minders regarded this as a necessary piece of damage control, a last-ditch effort to contain an already disastrous situation. That might have been the intent, but the apology just left him looking meal-mouthed, amateurish and weak.

The better option — and the thing that a true politician would have done — would have been to own up to his words and defend his beliefs. 

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  • Jenni says:

    11:40am | 05/05/10

    Thank you Christpher, for putting into words what I, myself, have been trying to since this happened. I have noticed in the coverage of the Brown incident that no mention has been made of the actual comments made by this woman, which is surely important in knowing if being called… Read more »

  • Margaret says:

    07:52am | 05/05/10

    The unmitigated gall of Gordon Brown to label that lady a bigot for voicing her rightly held concern that hercountry was going to the dogs because of all the free movement by Europeans to Britain.  The EU has been a disaster for the whole of Europe - costly, biased and… Read more »

 

I’ve never joined a political party: but a long time ago I did run as a political party candidate. For the space of two weeks, in a school mock-election, I tried to get the votes of my fellow-pupils for the British Liberal Party.

Gordon Brown in front of an advertising hoarding for the leaders' debate with Nick Clegg and David Cameron. Photo: AP

It was 1966 – the year England won the World Cup, the first year of Swinging London, the year of “Good Vibrations”, “Nowhere Man” and “Paint It Black”. Prime Minister Harold Wilson was running for re-election against the new Conservative leader Ted Heath, but I couldn’t have cared less.

I was a spotty fourteen-year-old, at school in central London. There were plenty in my class itching to stand for Labour or the Tories, but no-one wanted to be the Liberal, so I was “volunteered” to stand for the one party that was certain to lose.

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  • King says:

    10:29am | 14/06/11

    Haha. I woke up down today. You?ve crheeed me up! Read more »

  • The Centre Punch. says:

    03:10pm | 29/04/10

    @ Terry Wright, Haven’t you worked out yet how, “overseas junkets” work for Australian Politicians & Bureaucrats. They travel the world seeking here, there, everywhere, products, services, policies, laws, which were proven 10 to 20 years ago to be a complete, total, utter, failure. So that they can get the… Read more »

 

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