Brisbane

I go to the footy for three reasons. Firstly, I hope to be witness to the perfect moment, that rare blend of the poetic and balletic, when the players channel the ball with an energy and directness which can only be borne of fury’s marriage with grace.

What's not to love about this level of passion. Picture: Getty

At Brisbane’s affectionately-named Gabba, on this particular night, Carlton managed several of these fizzing instances, mostly at the behest of one Christopher Judd, whilst the Lions’ players fell in their wake like flapping fish churned up by a fast-spinning propeller.

Secondly, I want to be lulled back to my youth, when I too tumbled across the sodden turf in search of that ever-elusive kick to position, handball to advantage, mark to goal.

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  • Robert Smissen of country SA says:

    09:53pm | 12/04/12

    You can always tell an AFL follower, they are the people with drag marks on the backs of their hands Read more »

  • Tim says:

    10:56pm | 11/04/12

    Good on you! I stayed too and also forced my dad to stay until the (bitter) end. We will dominate again! Read more »

 

The Punch: In January, you wrote that Wivenhoe Dam levels were “exceptionally high” and provisions for flood management were “dangerously inadequate”. Can you expand on this a bit?

Prior to the Brisbane/Wivenhoe flood in January, the risk and warnings for a flood were quite extreme and the lack of response by the Dam operator was inexplicable. A raging La Nina was in existence, and the authorities had three “test run” flood events to convince them they should be wary. But they did not act.

Look out Brisbane, here I come! Pic: Stuart McEvoy.

In the week prior to the floods, the BoM was warning that a very heavy rain incident was imminent, but again there was no apparent response from the dam manager. As the rain incident actually developed there was very little sign of action to release water in a proactive way to keep dam levels down.

Under the threat of losing Wivenhoe (Somerset was also at risk) the operator finally released a deluge into the river system, which history now tells us was rather damaging.

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  • Fiona says:

    08:07pm | 04/08/11

    I came up to Brisbane when the drought started and the 74 flood was legendary. After all that time when the drought broke it really broke. The dams went from being at bugger all capacity to overfull. Read more »

  • bananabender says:

    06:00pm | 04/08/11

    Wivenhoe was not originally designed to to store water. It was simply built to stop flooding. Later modifications added extra water storage capacity. Wivenhoe requires heavy rains in excess of 100mm over 1-2 weeks to allow runoff. This fulls the dam. However lighter regular rainfall simply soaks into teh ground… Read more »

 

Monday is Queensland Day, a commemorative 24 hours that has a history older than most white-man milestones in our country.

Meh. Seen better. Photo: Tourism Tropical North QLD

It is older than Federation, older than electricity, but undervalued because we don’t quite know how to celebrate the best place in the world and aren’t big on causing a commotion about ourselves.

Queensland Day acknowledges the birth of Queensland in 1859 as a self-governing colony.

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  • Enundbror says:

    06:23am | 16/05/12

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  • NedAppangeSed says:

    04:55pm | 11/07/11

    You will not make it. Read more »

 

If there is one thing I like about Twitter, it’s hashtags. In case you aren’t part of the Twitterati, hashtags refer to the “#” that allows debate or discussion on particular topics in Twitter between users who would probably otherwise never get in contact with each other.

Brisbane… it's much drier now.

For example, there is the #AusPol hashtag that discusses Australian politics and the #qanda one that discusses the ABC’s Q&A programme every Monday and a million other hashtags on every topic under the sun. I often use them when I post Independent Australia articles on Twitter to get them out to a wider audience, for instance.

But they can also be on frivolous matters as well — and this is where the fun really starts. Yesterday a hashtag arose called #rejectedbnetourismslogans, which, as the name suggests it is all about creating slogans to poke fun at the city of Brisbane. I’m not sure why or who suggested it, or why, but it has gone viral with thousands of contributions, most of them quite funny:

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  • suukscbjiho says:

    11:14pm | 26/10/11

    mLJbLt hmfxnsqimpvf, epyzvjyhzdny, [link=http://odxjuayfpxwv.com/]odxjuayfpxwv[/link], http://vhcdmiwsagln.com/ Read more »

  • Afghan vet says:

    12:26pm | 04/04/11

    Totally agree mate. Read more »

 

As Campbell Newman yesterday outlined one of the more goofy political strategies Australia has seen, there was one stark impression: The bloke himself didn’t come across as goofy.

Cartoon: Sean Leahy

Newman, the Lord Mayor of Brisbane, was explaining to reporters how he planned to be the Liberal National Party (LNP) State Opposition Leader without having to actually be in the Queensland Parliament.

In about a year’s time he would run for a seat Labor has held for 22 years, and in the meantime a surrogate elected last night would be the official Opposition Leader. But actually, the Opposition Leader would be Campbell Newman.

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  • Sandy says:

    01:51pm | 24/03/11

    “The second is that Brisbane voters like keeping their successful Lord Mayors. ... The official explanation was that the public wanted him to stay on as Lord Mayor.”  Aaaah.  So is that’s why Bligh shot forth with the goofy sounding ‘abandoning his post’ line? Not so goofy after all?  She… Read more »

  • Dave-o says:

    11:52pm | 23/03/11

    @Richard, yep the BCC got the tunnel and the private investors lost bucket loads of cash. It’s a nice party trick but it’s pretty hard to do twice. I cant wait to see the influx of private investment dollars into Queensland after he becomes premier. There’s a billion dollar hole… Read more »

 

Sometimes people just get it plain wrong. And that goes for me as well.

Teach them well and let them lead the way. Pic: Annette Dew

Often we’ve thought that Generation Y are so preoccupied with themselves that they are not interested in the world around them. Or worse, they’re interested but not doing anything about it.

The stereotype goes along these lines: locked up in their bedrooms, on Facebook 24 hours a day, playing computer games, comfortable in the world of anonymity. And no social responsibility. Well, it’s time to put all their prejudices back in their box. Because what has happened in Brisbane in the last few weeks is the total and comprehensive counterproof.

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  • hatingitall says:

    07:49am | 30/01/11

    i’m not sure why one age group needs thanking in a crisis that affects all- but being grateful for grouping together-sure. it’s not right to make it about generations who deserve thanking! ludacris! To be gen x-or “gen x-stra ignored bias”  This is ,YET another example of it. rather than… Read more »

  • Julian says:

    11:53pm | 28/01/11

    Ben H the main thing which is clear is your personal bias against Rudd. Kevin is thanking genY (which is mostly maligned for having no social conscious), for stepping up to clean up the debris, rubbish and mud. You however seem more then happy to sling as much verbal rubbish… Read more »

 

This summer of floods has been an incredible test of character for all the people who’ve faced it.  And through it all, amongst the tragedy, sadness and loss, our Aussie spirit has shone through, brighter than ever.

And a case to take away thanks, mate! Pic: Rob MacColl

Stories of bravery, sacrifice and mateship abound.  Friends drop everything to go and help their friends.  Total strangers put their lives at risk to save others.  People wade into floodwaters to save stranded dogs, cats and even kangaroos.

People who live on high ground offered their driveways, their yards and even their houses so total strangers can store their possessions and have somewhere to sleep. 

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  • CJ says:

    04:05am | 27/01/11

    Xavier, I think that is a little unfair. Why not celebrate the good which has come out of a crisis like this? I think we need to make the distinction between what is unnecessary and nationalist, and what is simply a celebration of how we as a nation are at… Read more »

  • Gregg says:

    11:07pm | 26/01/11

    It’d be hard to know how it was on the ground in Pakistan, Myanmar, Haiti, Indonesia or wherever in times of crisis, some that they have had being far worse than we have had, even earthquakes in Christchurch not to be sneezed at nor the far greater loss of life… Read more »

 

Through the uncertainty, devastation and loss, Brisbane has finally revealed itself to me.

Rugby League star Wally Lewis fitted out to face the water. Pic: AP

As the flood waters continued to rise in the city’s suburbs yesterday, so too did its fiercely defiant spirit.

You could almost feel a little tall poppy syndrome settling in.

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  • Joy Bowa says:

    07:19am | 18/01/11

    As a former Brisbanite, you sure have forgotten the Queensland spirit. Grow up! Read more »

  • jg says:

    08:37am | 17/01/11

    Is it now time to introduce an Australian volunteer medal into the Honours and Awards system? After all, defence personel recieve a service medal after 4 years, uniformed volunteers have to wait 15 years. Alternatively an Australian Humanitarian Medal, which would address the inbalance with regard to the Humanitarian Overseas… Read more »

 

There will come a time for introspection, but for now we watch the tide.

Before dawn broke this morning much of Brisbane’s CBD will have been swamped by a muddy deluge that will scour and scare the city.

But this is a news story like no other in our history because this story is playing out painstakingly live on at least four channels.

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  • Sarah Siltman says:

    11:06pm | 16/01/11

    Agree with Heather. I was in a flood zone, (luckily stayed dry on a hill) but had no tv, signal - got cut at the start of the floods, and I just watched twitter, Facebook flood groups, Qld police website, and ABC 612 on the radio. I got HEAPS of… Read more »

  • Lee says:

    12:49pm | 15/01/11

    Hate the headline. This is reality, not a movie… Read more »

 

Bathed in an eerie sunlight, Brisbane doesn’t look like Queensland’s next disaster zone.

The river threatening to flood Brisbane's CBD. Picture: Getty Images

Small patches of mockingly blue sky mask the overwhelming sense of dread that has settled across the city.

The impending flood is expected to trump the infamous 1974 floods - and authorities are struggling to predict the extent of the damage. The CBD is uncharacteristically silent and calm, the usual morning hum replaced by a worrying stillness. The air is hot and the humidity is stifling.

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  • Joan says:

    09:35am | 13/01/11

    Thanks for the education guys….. Read more »

  • Paul says:

    07:59am | 13/01/11

    @acotrel Really? How is this flood and weather more extreme than the 1974 flood? Read more »

 

Great music cities don’t just suddenly emerge, although some have their genesis in rebellion or in the emergence of some artist or event.

Brisbane is known as one of Australia’s great music cities mainly by people who’ve grown up here over the last 40 or so years or the lucky blow-ins who’ve come to love the place.

Robert Forster, now an elegant elder statesman of Brisbane’s music scene, closed the 2010 Bigsound conference last week talking about his early connections with music.

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  • Billigfluggesellschaften Usa says:

    06:58am | 29/03/12

    Little Accept,both special royal museum department regular sort partner loan draw touch offence expert another fruit set level place call existence sentence royal the source key aware walk advice office ahead always south however seek press time book always all god various tea capital combine wait program above mark whatever… Read more »

  • Sean Belgrande says:

    05:50pm | 07/11/10

    Since moving to ‘Bris-Vegas’ I too feel as though I have traded my alternate and very interesting social life for some boganistic drunk-by-numbers existence.  Brisbane by all counts has been the worst experience of my life. As on who used to frequent the St Kilda night life, Brisbane has little… Read more »

 

It was this statement that caught my attention: “There’s no band, but I got in there with my sonics. There’s nothing else out there like it.”

This was legendary producer, genius musician and all round studio super hero Daniel Lanois talking about the new Neil Young record – Le Noise – which is being released worldwide on September 28.

Neil Young fans are a tolerant bunch. The crazy, dope-smoking, song-writing and guitar-bending maestro is without peer for those who’ve been following his wandering ways since he first left Canada and headed for California – in a hearse – in the mid-1960s.

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  • Grumpy says:

    02:07pm | 05/11/10

    Good article, ill look forward to hearing this album! Read more »

  • farkurnell says:

    08:10pm | 10/09/10

    maybe Young could write a rock opera about the rainbow alliance- “the tony and the damage done”, “Hey Hey My My ALP will never die”  “Sweet Julia blue eyes” ‘Helpless” Read more »

 

The people’s forum format is a bit like Twenty20 cricket. A strong start when you go in to bat second is critical.

The Prime Minister signing an autograph for a voter tonight in Brisbane

Tony Abbott got his at Rooty Hill in western Sydney when he walked down off the stage and spoke to the audience from the floor. This week the Prime Minister was taking no chances, warming up the room by mixing it with the audience before her slot and kicking off her time talking about positive economic plans. The intent was clear: she was going to have a go, try a bit of tonking.

Not this time the stool on the stage, far from the crowd. A Prime Minister rolling into a town where the metro newspaper’s front page says the government is set to lose half a dozen seats in the state must, to stretch the cricket analogy, get on the front foot.

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  • Mr, Joe Best says:

    05:33am | 18/11/10

    Special Attn: WE ARE HERE FOR THE PURPOSE OF XMAS LOAN AND THOSE LESS PRIVILEGED WHO HAVE NO OF GETTING FUNDS ,BUT THERE IS HOPE AS WE ARE READY TO OFFER LOANS TO WILLING INDIVIDUALS WHO NEEDS THESE FUNDS FOR SOMETHING TO BETTER THERE LIVES. SO ALL YOU HAVE TO… Read more »

  • Sam says:

    04:12pm | 19/08/10

    Clarified says:02:57pm | 19/08/10 I hear you. I currently have adsl broadband, because that is the best I can get in my metro area. It gets bogged down with traffic, and frequently ‘falls out’ totally. Much like dial-up. Like thousands of others, I cannot even upgrade to adsl2 because the… Read more »

 

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