Our whole lives, we straight men ogle boobs. This, if we’re honest, is our true life’s quest. Forget money or the corporate ladder or a shed stacked with power tools. All we really want is to eyeball as much cleavage as possible before we die.
Well, we do. Just ask the very evolved performer Tim Minchin. In his brilliant song “Confessions”, in which he praises women and feminism, the chorus goes:
“F—k I love boobs though, I just really love them|F—k I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them|They’re just so jooby, they make me feel groovy|I would rather watch boobs than a movie| Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.
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