Breast Feeding

Our whole lives, we straight men ogle boobs. This, if we’re honest, is our true life’s quest. Forget money or the corporate ladder or a shed stacked with power tools. All we really want is to eyeball as much cleavage as possible before we die.

In trying to keep abreast of this issue, many argued Kochie was full of hot air

Well, we do. Just ask the very evolved performer Tim Minchin. In his brilliant song “Confessions”, in which he praises women and feminism, the chorus goes:

“F—k I love boobs though, I just really love them|F—k I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them|They’re just so jooby, they make me feel groovy|I would rather watch boobs than a movie| Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.

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  • Louise says:

    06:38pm | 21/01/13

    The key words for the whole argument are ‘classy’ and ‘discrete’. Having breastfed 2 children - I am well aware of what the above means, and so should any mother. It means not displaying your entire naked breast to the world whilst you ‘get it right’. It means use at… Read more »

  • DOB says:

    06:36pm | 21/01/13

    Alex, most people have been conditoned - somewhat irrationally - to believe that you flashing your todger would be “naughty” so on that basis most of us would object to you having a pee in a bottle. Being rational, in some circumstances you taking a whiz in public would be… Read more »


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