Birds

With apologies to the venerable Hillary Clinton, whose plea to treat women with dignity has enjoyed a clear run atop this website for six hours, we now move to a lesser but no less impassioned issue.

Picture taken on Ant's Blackberry… which the birds tried to eat.

The Australian White Ibis, better known as “Bic Macus Scabicus” or “that stupid ugly thing stealing my sandwich! Shoo! Shoo!” is a much-maligned species.

But does it deserve our derision? Does it warrant being chased across city parks by office workers with umbrellas? Or has it earned the right for a tiny slice of the affection we automatically bestow upon kookaburras, rosellas, ducklings and the Minogue sisters? That, friends, is today’s dilemma.

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  • Mark says:

    08:44pm | 10/12/11

    Well if it was not for humans overpopulating they would be able to live naturally but as humans are intruding on the enviroment what do you expect them to do, everything else has houses on it or has been cultivated (and I live in a rural area). Read more »

  • DragonLass says:

    06:55pm | 10/12/11

    Well if people didn’t litter, then they wouldn’t be so prevalent in cities.  Their mass numbers are a direct by-product of the general filth that exists in cities. (just like rats) They are also a fantastic example of evolution in action.  With their fantastic long beaks they have adapted so… Read more »

 

Is the end nigh?

Nothing to see here, just a guy in a gas mask picking up dead birds. Picture: AP

After all, 100,000 fish have washed up dead in Arkansas; 5,000 red-winged blackbirds fell from the sky on New Year’s Eve in the community of Beebe, northeast of Little Rock; 500 dead birds were discovered in Louisiana; 100 jackdaw birds were found lying dead in the street in Sweden; several hundred birds found dead in Kentucky; 100s of dead snapper wash up on a beach in New Zealand; 40,000 dead crabs wash up on the beach in the UK; an estimated 200 fish wash up on the shores in Maryland; 100 tonnes of sardines are found on beaches in Brazil.

Finally, in possibly the strangest turn of events of recent times, North Korean state television broadcast the first ever Western movie to be shown in the dictatorial state- and chose Bend It Like Beckham.

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  • The Badger says:

    05:58pm | 11/01/11

    Well spotted Julie Read more »

  • Julie says:

    05:45am | 11/01/11

    Icing on the cake?  Monckton, caught red-handed misrepresenting Steketee - and all on the public record. In the coolest bit of debate you’ll ever see on The Oz, Steketee has Monckton on toast: http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/climate/mike-steketees-response-to-christopher-monckton/story-e6frg6xf-1225985171179 Quality journalism. Well done Steketee.  Never thought I’d say this, but thanks, Australian. Read more »

 

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