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The BBC has compiled a list of 12 Female Faces of 2011 (one for each month) and guess who took out the final spot?

Well, at least she wears less mascara than Joanna Lumley

Angela Zhang who at the age of 17 discovered a nanoparticle that kills cancer cells? Nope.

Eman al-Obeidi, who defied Muuammar Gadaffi’s regime by confessing to the foreign press that she had been beaten and gang-raped by members of his militia? Nope.

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  • Craig of North Brisbane says:

    04:30pm | 03/01/12

    Because, god forbid the achievements of any women who do not provide you with eye candy are highlighted.  Perhaps Eman al-Obeidi could do a bikini photo shoot and you’d be more appreciative? Read more »

  • Bow Hunter says:

    07:00pm | 01/01/12

    Hey Claire, one of the women listed got Justin Timberlake to go to a dance with her - wow lucky that achivement got mentioned? But clearly you are OK with that one. Read more »

 

Remember all the things you learned at school: the periodic table and calculus and Egyptian pharaohs and dangling participles and the causes of the First World War.

iWant it now. Picture: AFP

Now think about what you learned at school that is actually useful in your everyday life today.  Excluding obvious basics such as reading, writing and arithmetic, I’d nominate two things, neither of which I imagined would turn out to be so handy.  The first is touch typing.  The second is what the teacher announced in the opening class of Grade 11 economics: wants are unlimited but resources are limited.

It’s something I think about all the time.  For example, I like to imagine that if I had an iPad with The New Yorker application on it, I’d be Perfectly Happy for the Rest of My Life.  Sadly though, I predict that soon after, there’d be a strong hankering for a stylish red leather pouch for said iPad. 

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  • Adam Dennis says:

    07:52am | 24/10/10

    From my full 13 years at school I learned nothing about dangling participles, buggerall about the Egyptians, zero about the First World War. The periodic table I learned cursorily (good for trivia quizzes), calculus I learned but had no idea what to use it for. I now know much more… Read more »

  • Chris L says:

    11:44am | 23/10/10

    Are you kidding? Read more »

 

Finally a weatherman gets it right. After being teased by his news anchor colleagues last night, BBC weatherman Tomas Schafermaker was caught on camera as he flipped them the bird. It only lasted a few seconds, but their reactions are priceless, especially Schafermaker who can be seen fumbling his middle finger into an awkward tie-fixing, chin-scratching manoeuvre.

The Herald Sun reports today that a BBC spokesman said: “Tomasz was not aware that he was on air, and whilst the gesture was only shown for a second, it was not acceptable.” Ouch.

As for today’s weather forecast it’s likely to be somewhat cloudy with a chance of unemployment.

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  • ibast says:

    11:39am | 19/08/10

    who films the TV?  There’s some weird people out there. Read more »

  • Surly Dave says:

    10:55am | 19/08/10

    His colleagues deserved it, they were being smug arseholes. Read more »

 

These days no self-respecting or self-preserving celeb is seen without a malnourished child, developing country or war zone.  Make up removed, with a shawl or ethnic beads for decoration, the ‘saving the world’ photo shoot is a must-have for their portfolio. 

Visions of Lindsay are being reported around India, but apparently she only appears with good looking children

This week Lindsay Lohan joins the fray as she fronts Lindsay Lohan’s Indian Journey, a BBC3 documentary about child trafficking in India. 

It’s heavy stuff.  The country’s economic boom has seen traffickers head to India’s poorest regions in search of children who end up working long hours in inhumane conditions, with some forced into prostitution. 

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  • Gregoryno6 says:

    04:54pm | 04/04/10

    Learner Driver Mother Theresa - very good. Read more »

  • Old Bert says:

    04:16am | 03/04/10

    Relax, just a bit of humour. Read more »

 

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