Bathers

I have a sorry number of gorgeous, accomplished thirty-something girlfriends who no longer “do” swimming in public.

Jen Hawkins doesn't need to worry, she has her own range. Pic: Jeff Rayner

The backyard pool of a very close friend (preferably one who’s no oil painting) is a maybe, but only on a very hot day, with lots of encouragement and a glass of champagne.

It’s sad.  Swimming is one of life’s great pleasures. But somewhere between the ages of 0 and 40 we have this tendency to morph from beach-loving babes to ladies (mothers in many cases) who feel totally inadequate about our imperfect bodies. As for swimsuit shopping, mention it at your peril.

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  • Smidgeling says:

    09:10am | 06/10/10

    Yes they do. Unless they are deluded guys care everytime women fawn over a buff guy at the beach for this exact reason. Some of us go and do something about it so we can be that buff guy, some don’t. Read more »

  • lilu says:

    02:21am | 06/10/10

    Togs! Read more »

 

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