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Stop all the cheering, cut off the champagne. Prevent the pollies from barking and silence the drums. The piddling interest rate cut didn’t even happen.

Today’s widely expected drop of 25 basis points was the catalyst for plenty of chest beating. Treasurer Wayne Swan tried to unleash righteous fury, the banks tried to cry poor, the unions said the banks are squeezing ordinary Australians, and not in a good way. Nothing happened. The Reserve Bank of Australia decided to keep the cash rate steady.
But was all the hullabaloo justified in the first place?
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Poor old bankers. They keep telling us how tough it is for them with their funding costs expected to go up and how they will need to keep interest rates inflated.

And if the crying poor line isn’t enough the banks are quick to tell us that we are “picking on them” if we have a debate about how poorly they behave especially when the RBA changes the official interest rate.
Perhaps the “we’re doing it tough” line would carry some weight if the big banks didn’t show record profits year after year and if the banks’ CEOs weren’t getting such big pay packets year after year.
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jf says:
Bertrand says:12:59pm | 18/01/12 You do understand that America is a different country to Australia don’t you? You do understand that investment banking is very different from retail banking don’t you? So, the first comment was about retail banks in Australia and your rebuttal was about investment banks in America.… Read more »
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Esteban says:
Mahharat. First some good news. The socialising of bank losses occured overseas not here in Australia. In recent decades the only losses that Australian Governments have had to pick up are state owned banks. In those cases their profits were socialised so were their losses. I find it disgraceful that… Read more »
Wayne Swan has made a mockery of his Finance Minister of the Year award in his dithering, spineless effort at pressuring the banks to do the decent thing on interest rates.

Swan went into half-arsed PR mode yesterday, using the media to spruik the line that the Big Four banks should drop interest rates 0.25 per cent in line with the RBA’s 0.25 per cent cut in the official cash rate.
He could have, and should have, done more. His role is not to lamely express dismay on our behalf. He is the Federal Treasurer. He has contacts. At moments like this, he should personally contact the Big Four bank chiefs and threaten all manner of medieval punishments if they fail to pass on the rate cut, the whole rate cut and nothing but the whole rate cut.
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Jay says:
We live the same day every day.It is time Corporations start looking at Space as a viable business opportunity. A privately owned/captalized Space station/Hotel and then go from there. If we wait for NASA and other State run agencies to pull their fingers out of their backsides nothing will happen.… Read more »
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Frank says:
There should be some sort of penalty put on banks who dont pass on the RBA’s cash rate decisions in a timely manner..there is a reason the RBA does it and its not because of the Bank’s bottom line..just DO it Read more »
One of the favoured chants of the Occupy Wall Street protesters is “This is what democracy looks like”. It’s an unusual definition of democracy, predicated on an impertinent belief that stopping people from going to work or abusing them for wearing suits is a central tenet of the democratic process.

The protests, which started in Lower Manhattan two months ago as a demonstration against corporate greed, have now been replicated in many of the bigger cities throughout the world. In Melbourne protesters and police scuffled a couple of times, with dog squads and mobs coming face to face. Protest sympathisers say the cops have been too rough, while the cops say the crowds had fair warning they would be dragged away if they didn’t leave voluntarily.
Martin Place in Sydney has been another venue for occupation, albeit an occupation which sputtered to an early halt when the anarcho-syndicalist catering collective failed to lay on any food for the demonstrators, many of whom promptly called it a night and went back to Mum and Dad’s in Paddington for dinner.
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LC says:
Fair enough Trisha. CEOs did not earn What about…say…a surgeon? They spend the first 13 years of their adult life studying for that role, and the best ones can earn a salary of over $200k a year, around 4 times the avaerage wage. Do they deserve it? You probably don’t… Read more »
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Danielle says:
Oh no, I pressed the wrong reply button. Please see my response above Read more »
Have I got SUCKER tatooed on my forehead? Or a big bulls-eye and the words “easy target” pinned to my back?

Not last time I checked, but that doesn’t stop the scammers from trying some very obvious tricks to part me from my cash.
The lonely Russian girls have finally given up after coming to the conclusion I wasn’t their passport to a new life of riches - but their Russian Mafia bosses and Nigerian cousins haven’t.
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Swampy says:
It could happen to anybody! I have become the victim of a clever scam while using the car park of our local shopping centre. Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls came over to my car as I was about to get in after finishing my shopping. They both start wiping my… Read more »
Share market panics are scary and absolutely no-one knows for sure where they’ll end up.

The smarties will talk about buying bargains now because Australia’s future is more linked to China than the US or Europe, and how our economy is much better placed to ride out any financial storms than the rest of the world.
They’re right. BUT share market panics are not logical. They’re driven by emotion and almost impossible to predict.
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Anichol says:
@Matt You only get rich by someone becoming poor. The share market is a parasites game. Watch the market grow then fall, those who sold during the fall took the money from those who bought when it was growing. Silly game it is. Pitty those who arent part of this… Read more »
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Matt says:
@ Glenn - I am not selling anything, and day trading is for mugs. The cycles i refer to play out over weeks, months and years. The brokers are irrelevant, the commisson paid to them is dwarfed by the profit made on a successful trade. I also don’t deny there… Read more »
I know what you’re thinkin. You’re thinkin you want your bank to stop listening to focus groups and its marketing department and to stop telling us stuff it thinks we want to hear.
You’re thinkin that the next time your bank raises interest rates by more than the Reserve Bank’s official 0.25 per cent, you’re going to walk into your local branch and dump a bag of horse manure in the revolving doors.
You’re thinkin that the ANZ recently spent $15 million to change its logos from three stripes to one stripe with a blue flower thrown in for good measure, and that Aussie Hollywood superstar Simon Baker can’t have come cheaply either.
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todlovesnab says:
This ad is patronising in the extreme, I agree. Now, NAB on the other hand, there’s a bank that one could love - did you know they dropped $300m in profits by removing their overdraft fees on cards and accounts? Seems there was substance to their break-up campaign. And no,… Read more »
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andy says:
did anyone else notice that the add was made for Asia and not australia..? No references to being in Australia.. The reference to “your region” rather than “state”... and the follow up adds that contain only anglo looking asianics (check out everyone in the background).......? dodgy….? yes. Read more »
When I was 9, I found a $20 note on the ground.

Back then, it was an astronomical amount of money for a nine year old. And as I glimpsed it, beneath a moving crowd, I stopped dead in my tracks, staring and pointing until mum yelled ‘Just pick it up!’.
Then, something even better happened. Mum said I could keep the money. Suddenly, I was rich. I clutched it in my sweaty little hand all night. I put it lovingly in a black case and checked on it every day. And then when my birthday came around, I spent it on an extravagant doll from Big W.
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wolf says:
As many others have said the transactions at an ATM cache locally so there will be a record. Happens all the time. When I was a student there was a certain ATM in the city that would go offline once a week between midnight and 1am on a Monday morning. … Read more »
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mmr 3/3/11 says:
Your comment:who cares about money? Ignore money and you will live a long life. ignore money and never vote Coalition Read more »
Each and every day millions of Australians pay financial institutions to access their own money.

Some pay more while others pay less, depending on the way they do it. Sometimes, as with EFTPOS transactions, the price consumers pay for their own money is largely invisible, being factored into the prices of goods and services. In other cases, the cost of using your own money is embedded in bank fees, or else in forgone interest from transaction accounts with negligible rates of interest.
One of the most expensive ways for Australians to access their own money is by using a third-party automatic teller machine - that is, an ATM not provided by their own bank. In most cases, third-party ATMs charge $2 for every transaction, including checking one’s account balance. In other words, $2 is the price consumers pay every time they are disloyal to their bank.
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Amilita R. says:
Bank fees, such as ATM fees charged to people that use an automatic teller machine out of their banks’ network, aren’t exactly the most popular thing in the world. Hardly anybody will say that they gratefully pay them. However, individuals are fighting back by suing financial institutions who fail to… Read more »
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The Bunyip says:
Shared between ... 2 2 m i l l i o n p e o p l e ... is only… 3 4 d o l l a r s e a c h !!! Read more »
In 1983, money came out of the closet. Up until then any discussion about money was taboo and considered uncouth. No-one ever talked about how much their house was worth, or what shares to buy, or whether to buy Aussie dollars now to get the best rate before they went on holidays.

Term deposits were considered financially sexy. No-one had heard about managed funds, superannuation or property syndicates unless you were among the rich and famous.
At that time treasurer Paul Keating floated the Australian dollar and deregulated the financial system.
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Judge says:
So sick of seeing your crap comments under every Punch, maybe you’re the one that needs to ‘go outside and play’. Read more »
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Daniel says:
Apparently it didn’t give you a grounding in reality though. Read more »
Have you had a close look at Wayne Swan’s December 2010 bank package? Don’t worry if you haven’t yet as you haven’t missed much.

For those who have, it’s clear that it’s so light handed and minimalist that the big banks aren’t bothered by it. In fact, the big banks have even told the Senate banking inquiry that they actually like aspects of the package.
So much for Swan’s tough talk regarding the big banks. Given how much of a fizzer the package will be, one has to wonder if Swan’s announcement was more about being seen to be “doing something” in response to the public anger towards the big banks.
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Ryan says:
@nossy: sorry nossy, I am not ignoring you, I am just finding it really hard to type with all the laughing I am doing, “respected journalist Laurie Oakes” oh stop stop it hurts. Read more »
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JB says:
The real problem for those wanting to switch banks is not and has never been exit fees (unless you are trying to exit a fixed rate before the end of the fixed term). From the Big 4 they are generally less than $1,000 if you switch in the first 3-4… Read more »
Treasurer Wayne Swan, as Acting Prime Minister, began his press conference today by acknowledging Australians who have been hit by savage, widespread flooding.

Then he started talking about how he was going to help ordinary Australians by shaking up bits of the financial system, and it was at that precise point that Wayne Swan lost about 99 per cent of banking customers.
Floods they could understand, even if they were high and dry; covered bonds and RMBS funding were outside their usual ATM transactions.
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Guenstige Uebernachtung says:
Base Principle,walk so former future advise rise duty experience clearly release principle community need organise paint finish professional even investigate company partly busy detail right technique age bank old characteristic argue screen knowledge movement laugh indeed leader need vote alternative convention commission iron hotel tomorrow doubt fact forget judge name… Read more »
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Ryan says:
@Mystery 2 me: fair enough, although I wouldn’t agree on the abc being fair and balanced, not since its filled to the brim with labor / union hacks. Read more »
As the public anger against the four big banks continues, we wait with an air of expectation for Wayne Swan’s latest bank “reform” package to be announced.

This is not Swan’s first “reform” package. He announced one before and while some may have been excited about that earlier package, any excitement quickly faded as that package fizzled and the four big banks continued to thumb their nose at the Federal Treasurer.
Until independent competition and the conditions that allow independent competition to flourish are restored, consumers will continue to be gouged by the four big banks. Here’s a 12 point plan that might help provide a coordinated and targeted approach to the restoration of independent competition.
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SteveKrik says:
12 years of nothing by Costello and Howard to put controls on the banks. 3 years of labor and all the problems are their fault? I think not. Read more »
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Andrew says:
Got it on the nose, Rosie.. Australia’s interest rates are now “above average” historically, while in the rest of the developed world interest rates are hovering around the 0% mark. Granted, our rates have always been slightly higher, but the margins are well beyond what they’ve ever been in the… Read more »
$6.4 billion in profit: Westpac Bank. $5.7 billion in profit: Commonwealth Bank. $4.2 billion in profit: the NAB. And $4.5 billion dollars in profit: the ANZ bank.

That is $21 billion in profit made by the big four banks on the back of the worst global recession the world has seen since the Great Depression. $21 billion in profit made while the government continues to provide some guarantees to the banks first provided during the global financial crisis.
The Greens believe enough is enough.
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Sandy says:
Jordan. Happy to take you up on futher debate after you read my posts over at The Drum: Telling Porkies about the Banks. Read more »
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acotrel says:
Denny, If the Labor Party had proposed more regulation for the banks, instead of Joe, we’d really have heard all about it! Ssme with the ‘pink batts’ debacle. The level of regulation required to do that without the stuff-ups would have brought a huge public outcry, with you guys leading… Read more »
Julia Gillard will be squeezing this sitting week in between international engagements but it’s likely to be wholly domestic matters that dominate Question Time today. Join us here from 2pm for live coverage.
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The Badger says:
wonder what the vision looks like when the policy is NO. Read more »
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acotrel says:
So Tony Abbott is now trying to pillory the ALP over its apparent lack of vision? Yesterday on tne ABC radio, Cathy Bedford asked Ted Baillieu about his vision for the future of Victoria. Ted made a few statements about extra police, and improved medical services, but nothing which indicated… Read more »
Prime Minister Gillard is reportedly angry over the latest bank interest rate rise but people expect action rather than emotion from their government.
Wayne Swan has been angry with the banks on more than 30 occasions over the past three years but that hasn’t stopped them from raising interest rates by more than the Reserve Bank. This almost never happened under John Howard and Peter Costello and is a sign that the current government isn’t taken seriously as an economic manager.
Seven interest rate rises in the past year have added more than $500 a month to the repayments on an average mortgage.
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Tom says:
@ seano, you remind me of the Black Knight in Monty Python’s Holy Grail. “‘Tis but a scratch”. Son, they are flogging you. You are the only one that cannot see it. Read more »
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Christian Real says:
Badger, Do you mean the budgie smugglers that the want a be Prime Minister wears. Up.up and away,is it a bird,is it a plane, is it superman!, no it’s phoney Tony,the man who said: “Don’t believe everything I say”, and he also said on the 7.30 report that: “I know… Read more »
Wayne Swan has a problem.

The banks think he’s a pushover. Several hundred thousand home-owners agree.
Now that the ANZ has joined the Commbank in defying public opinion and overshooting the Reserve Bank’s official interest rate increase, the federal treasurer finds himself in familiar territory. He’s really, really angry.
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Fiddlesticks says:
Complete misrepresentation by Dash of this and earlier posts. Read more »
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tell the truth says:
Penbo - how about a balanced, unbiased journalistic piece from you about why a smallish section of the community are screaming out about historically very small interest rates rises. If the stats are true that only 30% of Australians are mortgaged, why is this presented as such a majority issue? Read more »
Ralph Norris and the Commonwealth Bank have had a tough week.

Following the decision to raise lending rates by almost double the Reserve Bank’s own rate hike there has been stinging criticism from pretty much every sector of the economy and a bit of personal abuse thrown in for good measure.
Representatives from across the political spectrum have anointed “bank bashing” as Australia’s new national sport and the CBA and Ralph himself are a daily headline for every journalistic medium.
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billigurlaub tuerkei says:
Apparently Value,when too experience distribution degree scientist recover gate fish bottle tone speak touch along serve prime design release religion nuclear question play manager program relevant mark therefore hence consequence king influence shoulder record deal liability hand civil of argue media around his health reveal direct minute fit force subject… Read more »
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Sandy says:
“to a point” Of course. This debate has always been about quantum. I.e. the degree. Only time wil tell. Because nothing either you or I say will likely influence anything. “picked a particularly convenient time in history” I deliberately chose the period (greater than 12 months) available that had the… Read more »
As the four big banks continue to act as a law unto themselves it’s time for Wayne Swan to match the tough talk with tough action, especially in relation to our competition laws.

We have some of the weakest competition laws in the world and that’s why we’re now in this mess with the four big banks.
The simple reality is that Wayne Swan and the ACCC have allowed the four major banks to get as big as they. The ACCC and, ultimately Swan failed to stop Westpac from taking over St George and that was after years of failing to stop the four big banks from taking over the smaller banks.
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Andralyn says:
I feel so much happier now I undersntad all this. Thanks! Read more »
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Andrew says:
Article likens banking to unleaded petrol. Intesting analogy - the party that brought us the failed Grocery Watch and Fuel Watch scams to “take the pressure off Working Families” (then cancelled them and watched mute as the ALP states jacked up electricity and water on WFs by 50%, before proposing… Read more »
Imagine the same people who ran Australia’s big four banks ran your local Italian restaurant. It’s the little things you would notice first – the asterisk at the bottom of the bill alerting you, in six point type, to the $2 cutlery retrieval fee imposed the moment the waiter brought you a knife and fork.

Looking at the specials board would also incur a $2 charge. So would asking for a high chair.
If on one unfortunate night you had a soggy carbonara and they forgot the garlic bread, you would have to return to the restaurant to organise a meeting with the owner, explain that it was nothing personal but things weren’t really up to scratch, fill in an exit form and pay them $1000 before you’d be able to transfer your custom to the trendy new bistro which had just opened up the road.
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jf says:
(1) & (2) “Compared to what?” Compared to zero. However, I’m agreeing the standards are to low. What is wrong with you Sandy? You seem to have a pathological need to disagree regardless. As to accountants. Please. I have an accounting degree (plus three post-graduate qualifications including a masters) and… Read more »
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Sandy says:
@ jf (1) & (2) “way higher now” Compared to what? Who was giving advice? Reality is that most advisors were accountants whose education is WAY higher than the current AFSL system. Reputation was fiercely protected because it was the main instrument for generating income. Basically all the AFSL system… Read more »
Although his line of business was never clearly identified, it has been suggested by some scholars that Ebenezer Scrooge, the miserly grouch in Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, was probably a banker or money lender.

Many current bank customers and mortgage holders would more than likely agree with this assessment in the wake of the wave of anger in the past week over interest rate rises and bank profits.
Bashing banks has long been a favourite Australian sport, especially when loan repayment pressures bite customers and the “Big Four” institutions reveal the billions they have made.
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jf says:
“Your comments on returns are not” - how so? Feel free to be specific. Whilst you may not agree with my comparisons however, I did consider the difference in risk profiles in making my comments and specifically said so. And yes, risk matters. The risk weighted return for banks is… Read more »
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M says:
Your comments on returns are not correct and fail to point out a significant difference. Margins are not a fair comparison between banks and other businesses as their businesses are not the same ‘shape’ as other businesses. A reasonable comparison would be return on equity. If we compare on the… Read more »
Loathe as I am to use a dirty four letter word a nice family-minded website, here goes ...

Bank.
To many observers our major banks appear to be engaged in a kind of cruel sport. The rules are obscure but it seems to involve repeated, heavy crash tackles on ordinary people – people with savings accounts, credit cards, home loans, that type of thing. Also kids, debts, bills and other worries. They’re commonly known as bank customers.
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Frank says:
How would it work if other bussinesses stated using Bank bussiness practices to deal with customers. Think about it you want to purchase something, first you have to pay a customer service fee. If you find you have an unsuitable product you return it but only if you pay a… Read more »
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M says:
I suspect you really do work for a bank. The banks are not a public service but they are clearly guaranteed by the Australian taxpayer and clearly operate as an oligopoly. If they operated in a free market without an implicit guarantee your opinion would have merit. But that is… Read more »
Two weeks ago I decided to take a public stand on behalf of ordinary Australians. Home buyers, consumers and small business are sick and tired of being taken for a ride by the banks, who time and time again increase their interest rates above and beyond the official movements of the Reserve Bank.

I’ve had my critics - but if that means I’m standing up to a guy who earns $50,000 a day, while the customers who underwrite his business earn $50,000 a year – then I’ll cop it.
A strong banking sector is vital, but at the same time banks have an obligation to give something back to the community.
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Biteme says:
Andrew, to make a NPAT of around 18% is huge. And most other companies work around 5%. Some as low as 1 or 2 %. And considering NPAT takes out all the super huge salaries, marketing, advertising, that is a greedy amount of profit. They are not just a business,… Read more »
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Biteme says:
Neither the Government of Opposition will do anything. They are one with the banks. They share information, and work in harmony to rip us off. But the common people are sounding their voice because of mediums like this and modern technology. While all people get one vote, and most people… Read more »
There’s an old joke about what the difference is between a dead kangaroo on the road and a dead banker. There are skid marks in front of the kangaroo.

This week I am starting to wonder or not this is really a joke or the results from an experiment actually conducted.
If the last few days have brought any good news at all, they have at least confirmed Australians’ long-held suspicion that bankers are an evil clan of blood-sucking parasites with the social conscience of Genghis Khan.
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Sven Gali says:
What suffering would that be ? If you prefer losing elections, that’s fine with us. Read more »
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Against the Man says:
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This time yesterday Australians were merrily preparing for the Race that Stops the Nation, confident in the economists’ predictions the RBA would avoid the un-sportsmanlike act of hiking interest rates on Cup Day.

Just 24-hours later all hell has broken loose.
The RBA might have turned on the rates tap with its 25 basis points rise in official interest rates announced at 2.30 yesterday afternoon, but the Commonwealth Bank forced open the flood gates with an immediate move to put its own rates up 45 basis points.
Commbank boss Ralph Norris is not talking this morning, instead letting the Australian Bankers Association make the running.
Association chief executive Stephen Munchenberg said: “What the Commonwealth Bank is saying is that that marginal effect has built up 2 basis points or 0.2 per cent each month, and that’s now built up over nearly a year since the banks last moved interest rates, so there’s a cumulative effect there.”
Westpac just announced its profits have risen 84 per cent in the last 12 months. Yes, that wasn’t a typo - 84 per cent. In the 12 months to September 30 the Gail Kelly-steered Westpac made a net profit of $6.346 billion.
Apparently Kelly is due to make an announcement later today. Wonder what on earth that could be.
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Errol says:
It would be nice to have a level playinf field. Onerous break fees lock customers into a particular bank with the threat that even if customers move they may be presented with the same situation at their next bank. Abolish or severely curtail levels of break fees and then we… Read more »
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Mr Pod says:
I can’t help thinking Hockey has organised it all. He has the banks go overboard with rate hikes which makes Sheriff Swann run around town not knowing what to do and scaring the good townsfolks. .... “when in comes Joe” all confidant and packing some preloaded magnums that the banks… Read more »
A bold prediction for Melbourne Cup Day - interest rates may or may not go up today. A slightly bolder prediction is that the next bank which argues it has to increase its standard variable home loan rate, without any corresponding increase in the Reserve Bank’s official cash rate, will face a backlash of unprecedented scale. Equally, the next banker who pops his head up to say that public anger over fees and charges is a media beat-up will have his head bitten off.

There are about 20 billion reasons why Australia’s big four banks have run out of goodwill. Australians are generally a pretty level-headed lot and people understand the need to have a strong banking sector.
They’re grateful that the banks are run prudently and conservatively. They know what has happened in other western economies over the past couple of years, where the job has fallen to the taxpayers to bail out less cautious financial institutions. They also know that a strong banking sector, which makes a legitimate profit, adds to our collective long-term wealth through the shares that are held in our superannuation funds.
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underdog says:
@Dash The Coalition were kicked out of office with mortgage rates at 8.55 per cent. The highest 90 day bank bill interest rate of 21.39% occurred in April 1982 when John Howard was Treasurer of Australia. You are attempting to politicise interest rates when the market is what decides them… Read more »
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Nicole says:
@Troy, one plasma, only used at night, unless QT is on, a pool, only use the filter a couple of times in winter and I’ve cut back on lights, turn things off a the wall etc. And that was a bloody quarter ! Nearly froze to death this winter because… Read more »
Our major banks are not like other businesses.

If a boat builder in Taren Point, or a plastics manufacturer in Chipping Norton or a motel owner on the Central Coast of NSW gets into trouble, there will be no taxpayer bail out. There will be no funding guarantee to support their continued access to credit. There will be no Reserve Bank to act as their own on-call lender of last resort to see them through their troubles.
The GFC proved that our four big banks are too important to fail. They know it and the taxpayers know it. The banks may be a legitimately protected species, but that does not give them a license to be precious, striking out at anyone who would dare raise questions about how they do business.
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Frank Ainslie says:
Every time there is a serious debate in this country it evolves into political bickering not only among politicians but the general public as well. Forget whose party you support or who should have done what to whom and when! The issue is clear enough! The Banks are running this… Read more »
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apj says:
Thanks for the article Scott. Straight to Occam’s Razor - You’ve just proved why the government was wrong to sell CBA, and why it should offer the public a choice by providing that service once again. Oligopolies don’t tend to have their customers in mind. Read more »
In his new role as the self-styled Salvador Allende of the Lower North Shore, shadow treasurer Joe Hockey has had an interesting couple of weeks in his battle with the banks.

He’s been teased by his opponents, white-anted by his colleagues, endured the accidental embarrassment of being labelled part of the “lunatic fringe” by Liberal backbencher Don Randall, who mistakenly assumed the call for government intervention on bank profits had come from the Greens.
Yet out there in punter-land, Joe Hockey is being hailed as a hero. Say what you like about cheap populism, it’s certainly popular.
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MarK says:
He was. It was spin form the msm. I will find a link somewhere. Read more »
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MarK says:
Just a tip Nosthow. Insults always help if you attache them to the correct post - just saying. Read more »
Have you ever wondered what impact our competition regulator, the ACCC, is really having? Well just ask around small business circles and you will hear the word “useless” more often than not. Perhaps small businesses are a bunch of “whingers” or perhaps they are sick and tired of feeling second rate with the ACCC not understanding how small businesses are being driven out of business as a result of anti-competitive practices by the big end of town.

And, don’t stop at small businesses. Ask motorists what they think of the ACCC and its Petrol Commissioner. Ask them if they know who the Petrol Commissioner is and what he does. Ask borrowers what they think of the ACCC decisions to allow the majors to take over St George and BankWest. Again, the words “toothless tiger” are not uncommon.
Now that’s really sad as the ACCC should command respect, and fear in potential wrongdoers. Clearly, the ACCC should be a world class competitition regulator. It’s staff members are professional and many have been there a long time.
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Will says:
And I was just wondrenig about that too! Read more »
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mc says:
Steve says: Yeah, the ACCC never does anything. Guess that $36 million fine against Visy and Richard Pratt materialised out of thin air, didn’t it? As you rightly point out steve, the ACCC has indeed done ONE thing, i know because i went through your comment and counted… Read more »
Attempting to make political capital out of interest rates is a risky business. It’s so tempting for both governments and oppositions to have a go at it, but invariably it ends up like some kind of disastrous military quagmire from which you must make a humiliating retreat.
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Joe Hockey’s demands that the Government step in to stop banks raising interest rates above the levels set by the Reserve Bank is a big and risky play. He could ask his former Prime Minister John Howard about its dangers. Howard’s famous statement that “interest rates would always be lower under a Coalition Government” came back to bite him in 2007 when rates rose right in the middle of an election campaign.
Hockey has been immediately embarrassed by the reaction of one Liberal MP to the prospect. Liberal MP Don Randall was asked about idea this morning, and not knowing it came from Hockey said this:
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Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:
The Keating LABOR government deregulated the banks, the Liberals at the timevoted against it. Read more »
Does anyone else have a creepy feeling about the strength of the Australian economy?

I can’t seem to shake the sensation that we’re all in some kind of 80s teen horror film: all dancing to the drum machine at summer camp with a frothing cup of beer in one arm and the entire cheerleading team in the other. This is of course moments Jason returns from the dead once more – announcing his entrance to the party by beheading the captain of the football team with an efficient slash of his machete.
If you think this overly pessimistic just remember all good things end: the record high Dow Jones Industrial Average was recorded on this date, October 11 2007, on day high 14,198.10 points. Almost exactly one year later, October 10 2008, the you have the largest intra day point swing on the Dow Jones since 1987, of 1,018.77, that day the market hits a low of 7,882.51 points.
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Daryl says:
Evan, a carbon tax is an additional cost of business which will be passed on to the consumer. Prices will rise as a result. Electricity costs will impact all businesses! That cost will be passed on to the consumer. Any policy that increases the cost of power will increase prices.… Read more »
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Richard says:
Evan Findlay do you even know what inflation is? Its not some sort of divine punishment for people who do too much discretionary spending… its when a number of factors conspire to drive consumer prices upwards, and a great big new tax on absolutely-everything-including-the-air-that-we- breathe-out-of-our-lungs certainly has the potential to… Read more »
If the worst of the global financial crisis is behind us and Wayne Swan’s bank deposit guarantee no longer exists, why are many Australians still fighting with investment firms over frozen funds which have been locked away for almost two years?

The government’s bank deposit guarantee, introduced at the height of the financial crisis, was meant to stabilise financial markets and restore the flow of credit. It covered all deposits of banks but excluded investment funds. This triggered a lockdown of deposits in investment funds and left hundreds of thousands of Australians in the lurch.
When the government decided to remove the bank deposit guarantee in March this year, sighting improved conditions in the banking sector, many expected it to facilitate the release of frozen funds, particularly those smaller funds held by ordinary Australians. This decision was a sign and an expectation that things would start to return to normal.
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Fiddlesticks says:
Fehlhaber has started with a fundamental error. It’s not the first time. Not good enough. In point of fact, as various observers of finance noted at the time and since, it is quite untrue to claim that the bank deposit guarantee *caused* a run on term investment funds. In actual… Read more »
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James P says:
“When the government decided to remove the bank deposit guarantee in March this year, sighting improved conditions in the banking sector ...” For Christ sakes, if you blokes don’t have even the most basic understanding of written English you shouldn’t be writing. The word is “citing”, ok? Do you understand… Read more »
With the Commonwealth Bank announcing a record profit last week you have to wonder if the big banks are laughing all the way to bank at consumer’s expense. What are struggling Aussie families with mortgages to make of the ever growing profits by the big banks and warnings from bank CEOs to expect more interest rate rises?

Well, consumers and Aussie families need to be really upset at the failure of the Federal Treasurer Wayne Swan and the ACCC to protect competition in the banking sector. Wayne Swan and the ACCC just stood by and let the major banks take out vigorous competitors.
This failure has allowed the four major banks to increase their stranglehold of the banking sector to such dangerous levels that the major banks can now just increase interest rates and fees at will.
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James1 says:
Indeed Realist. Now that Keynesian economics has finally been put to rest, I am awaiting the death of neoliberalism. It is only a matter of time until the situation changes (as it always has before), and as Keynes once said, when the facts change, I change my opinion. What do… Read more »
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Realist says:
Joseph Stiglitz is an economics lala land fantasy economist. His stimulus did not save America, nor Britain, nor Greece. It is useless. The GFC has proven that Keynesian economics is dead and finally buried. You paid for those pink batts and the $900 cheques, you should be pissed that they… Read more »
An unassuming bank manager who went missing in North Queensland is alleged to have made “full and frank admissions” to police about a missing $3 million from the community bank in which he worked.

The disappearance and subsequent arrest of bank manager Colin Carleton is a kind of crime story more fascinating than a heist pulled off by a gang of hardened criminals. The Courier Mail reports that Carelton is widely described as “quiet, down-to-earth, family man”.
Carleton’s alleged theft only came to light in the last few months, and is thought have taken place over a decade. He was due to meet with private investigators looking at financial irregularities at his Bendigo Community Bank when he disappeared on July 13, last seen going for a trail bike ride in the Herberton Ranges.
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Peasant #3167 says:
The bank tells the media he stole customers money. But in reality he stole the banks money. The banks have been stealing money from people for centuries so good luck to him. I hate banks. Read more »
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Boring quiet guy. says:
I expect it would be perfectly normal for any reasonably intelligent person who handles millions of dollars per year to think about how easy or hard it would be to steal some. And if he happens to think of an idea that would probably work, surely the temptation would slowly… Read more »
An open letter to Mr. Greg Bartlett, Chief Executive St. George Bank. Dear Greg,

I used to like St. George. I liked his work against that dragon back in the day, I liked the fact that they let my footy team win the 1975 Grand Final, I like Julie Anthony – I’m pretty sure my mum has some of her records.
I don’t like your bank’s customer service phone line any more.
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I think I’m with the miners – just why did the Prime Minister and Treasurer let the banks and finance groups off the hook when it came to tax reform and revenues for the common good?

As one mining industry guy said this week, there’s a whole part of the banking and finance sector involved in ‘moving money around and not creating anything of value’, and which does not pull its weight in revenue generation for the common good.
I’m surprised that a Government, that’s more than willing to run on the theme of ‘nasty foreign extraction companies taking our wealth offshore’, couldn’t have come up with an anti-banks campaign.
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mike says:
No they dont - instead they plunder every Australian’s bank accounts instead. At least mining and manufacturing companies create or add value - banks are purely middlemen Read more »
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Paul says:
Why do we have to pay big $$ to be customers of banks. What happened to those years when banks wanted our custom and were prepared to earn it? Now, the banks earn billions of dollars in super profits and we still pay over $400 per year in bank fees… Read more »
The public is doing it. Even the PM is doing it. And the workforce don’t get a fair deal either. No matter how hard we try to warm to them, we just can’t help resenting the banks.

A new survey out today shows that the level of satisfaction with banks is low and that 63% people think that banks are getting worse at balancing profits and affordability.
Is it just another version of a national tall poppy syndrome, or are banks like those irritating over-achievers at school who just rubbed us up the wrong way for being obnoxious and successful? Or maybe there is a more simple reason – they can’t help acting badly.
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facepalm says:
I also find it laughable that you think of interest as your friend. It isn’t. It’s one of the most insidious forms of wealth redistribution in existence. It is well established that an overwhelming majority of people will end up paying more interest on their debts than they earn from… Read more »
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facepalm says:
marley, you have inadvertently demonstrated my initial point about money being a religion. You are a thoroughly indoctrinated acolyte. Read more »
If it wasn’t enough that Australians consistently face some of the fastest growing food prices in the developed world as a result of the dominance of Coles and Woolworths, the major banks have decided to join the price gouging club.

With the Commonwealth Bank showing strong profit growth and Westpac announcing a profit upgrade, it’s clear the four major banks are some of most profitable in the world. Profitable banks are a good thing I hear you say. Yes, but profiteering banks are not a good thing for the economy and consumers. When does profitable become profiteering?
Simple. It’s when competition has diminished to a point where the four major banks can raise interest rates at will. It’s competition that keeps everyone honest and where that competition is removed the remaining players can price gouge. It doesn’t take an economics degree to work that out.
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Ian Johnston says:
If I can have just one extra word on this subject, in particular in regard to poor Zeta, I forgot to mention that I killed Jesus and Adolf Hitler was my lovechild. Read more »
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Brian says:
What about the government - the tax system still favours those doing nothing - and Ken Henry will only exacerbate that fact. Read more »
According to numerous make-believe statisticians, there’s a 99.9% chance that you think banks are bastards. This obviously means whenever you see a bank advertisement, you’ll roll your eyes thinking, do they actually do half of the things they promise to do?
Here at The Punch, we’ve done the hard work. We visited five of Australia’s major banks in a “taste test” of their front-line customer service, to see whether it fit with the claims of their multi-million dollar marketing campaigns.
Is it scientific? Not at all. Fair? Nope. And it doesn’t review or take into account specific product details - so you can’t tell from this bank which suits your needs best. (David Koch addresses some of those questions in his first column on The Punch today here.) But it does paint a picture of actual service received. And the winner is ...
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kitten says:
i work at a major bank and i have to say that all we talk about in meetings is customer service. If you banked with my branch you would never go anywhere else! we do a bloody great job!! we love our customers and they think we’re pretty awesome too!… Read more »
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kitten says:
i work in a major bank and the staff agree totally with you! But we are told that we have a service efficency that we have to think of, meaning we can only have so many man hrs on the counter. WT?? branch staff are always the ones that cop… Read more »
How long have you been with your bank? When was the last time you switched all your accounts to another bank?

If you’re like most Australians the answer will either be “never” or “years ago”.
And there’s your reason why bank service will never be quite up to scratch. It’s us. We’re bank suckers. We talk about how banks treat us, and the poor level of service, but that’s all we do. Talk.
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Unicorn says:
Credit Unions are the way to go. When I lost my job some years back, the Credit Union was more than happy to reduce the repayments on my car loan significantly, helping us get through the hard months till I got another job. They made the money back by extending… Read more »
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Jason says:
Kochie - it is easier to talk about switching banks than actually doing it. Generally It is just too hard, too complicated and too expensive to change all your business to a new bank or credit union. They like it like that and the government’s reforms havent made switching any… Read more »
I recently attended the opening of the Templestowe Community Bank in my electorate. As a result of more than two years hard work by local traders and residents, the village has a bank for the first time in over a decade.

The branch was the 248th to open under the Bendigo Community Bank umbrella, one of the great local success stories of the past decade across Australia.
As the big banks closed their branches, and forced people to use ATMs and online services, many local communities lost an important institution. In some rural areas, this was devastating. In most, it caused considerable inconvenience to local residents.
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Save money this year cause thrift isnt a four letter word.. Nice Read more »
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So banking is like bananas. And facing a storm like the tragic one in Queensland a few years back that hit banana growers hard. Or so says the following Westpac video.
Some people think it was silly. Condescending, even. Maybe they think a disaster caused by banks isn’t the same as one caused by nature.
Me, I don’t think it’s silly. Like Forrest Gump said, life is like a box of chocolates. Except now it’s like a banana smoothie.
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BlancaRichard27 says:
The loans seem to be very useful for people, which are willing to organize their organization. By the way, that’s not very hard to get a collateral loan. Read more »
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Krys says:
This article is ridiculous! Okay I get the price of money has gone up so costs need to be passed on but hey - Westpac still made billions in profit last FY. And they did have to let some ppl go. This “a victim is a victim” and “dig deep… Read more »
Over the past few years Westpac CEO Gail Kelly has been the lucky beneficiary of some of the mushiest anti-journalism in the land.

Going back through the clipping files is, to use a cliché, a veritable orgy of cliché. Kelly has been hailed as the supermum, the platinum-haired beauty, a woman of steely resolve, who is always immaculately turned-out, a passionate advocate of work-life balance, someone who is quietly reinventing the way business is done with a more compassionate, family-minded approach to corporate conduct.
When she was appointed as CEO in August 2007, one female journalist shouted excitedly at the press conference: “There’s hope for us yet!”. There is hope you yet, girls, if your idea of equality is seeing female chief executives demonstrate that they can be every bit as foolish and as flint-hearted as their overwhelmingly male equivalents.
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LOST FOR WORDS says:
ANDREW, Son, son, son, Please don’t get your knickers or even your budgie smugglers all tied up in a knot!! that might hurt… OO AH! and your voice to start squeak. But I must comment that your punch is a pretty good come back. It’s all about the passion, isn’t… Read more »
Credit card bill hurt? Rate hikes hitting the mortgage payments? Tired of endless waits on hold or in your local branch?

Fret not. It’s all for a cause. Not yours, of course. Our big banks. Why, they’re so grown up, it’s like bonus season on Wall Street. Makes you proud to be an Aussie.
Sure, wage increases for bank workers hover around 1-2 per cent. Yes, 5000 jobs have been off-shored. True, dividends are down 20 per cent. But spare a thought for Cameron Clyne, CEO of NAB. He only made $14,246 a day last year. A pygmy among the seven or eight figure giants - if you don’t include smaller banks like ME.
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Nick Bankworker says:
Yet again the greed of the bank’s CEO’s shines through,while i work unpaid overtime(its viewed as not being part of the team if you don’t stay to finish off things and help fellow workers catch up) i get a subsistance pay raise of 4%.Times are hard we are told and… Read more »
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Jenny says:
I wonder what they do with that amount of money, I mean how can you spend that much? Are they reinvesting it in shares in their own company to again reap more rewards!! As Suzanne said we would retire if that sort of income was received. There definitely should be… Read more »
With the 4 major banks pushing up interest rates at will and the Federal Treasurer, Wayne Swan, looking increasingly impotent when trying to bring them into line, it’s clear that competition in the banking sector is being killed off quickly and dramatically to the detriment of struggling Australian families.

So, what’s killing off competition in the banking sector?
Well, the answer is the same as to what’s killing off competition in groceries, liquor and petrol; just to name a few.
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Irene says:
Its not just the owners of home loans and such that feel powerless in regards to the banks. I don’t have any loans but I am still forced to deal with banks! Bring back wages payed in cash, I am happy to keep my cash out of the banks. At… Read more »
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John says:
If you look around and do not get hung up on “Brand Power” you can still find successful smaller operators such as Aldi’s as well as well run independent fruit markets, butchers and delicatessens. The Government cannot interfere with successful businesses. ABC Learning brought about its own destruction with poor… Read more »
Australia’s momentary brush with recession is over. After less than twelve months we are now leading the world out of what was meant to be the crash of the century.

For a year, we have scratched our heads at the demise of others, cowered from the collapse that never came and frolicked with hand-outs. Just as we all had our glasses out for another free drink, suddenly it’s time to clean up after the party, count the debt and pay it off.
The world’s economies move like a cycling pack; uneventful until someone takes a fall.
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elhombre says:
Sam, that’s not an “at least”, it’s a fundamental and something these sad, hate filled little labour voters will never be able to bring themselves to acknowledge. Read more »
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Sam The Man says:
At least the Liberals spent money from income earned during the mineral boom, whereas Labour is spending borrowed money which future generations of taxpayers will have to payback (With interest ). Read more »
With a growing feeling that the worst of the global financial crisis may be behind us, it’s a good time to have a look at the competition landscape in our banking sector.

Sadly for consumers it not a pretty sight as in just under 2 years we have seen the 4 major banks dramatically and significantly increase their dominance in the sector to the detriment of consumers.
The Commonwealth Bank and Westpac, in particular, have shot in front of the NAB and ANZ to leave them and the smaller regional banks well and truly behind in the race to dominate Australia’s banking sector. Is the increased dominance of the Commonwealth Bank and Westpac something to be pleased about?
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Al says:
Sherlock….I take it you drink with John Laws then…..your just as ignorant. Its the little people that pay all the fees and get screwed, if youve got a few bob they suddenly become much nicer. Problem is….competition doesnt help, you pay just as much because they charge just as much,… Read more »
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JC says:
Sherlock, I will never contrbute towards 4 major banks profit. Dont forget these are the same banks that never passed on interest cuts to consumers when RBA cut interest rates, however they were the first banks to lift rates, so why would you support them, must be insane to support… Read more »
Ten years ago I had the good fortune of sitting next to Paul “The Chief” Harragon, hardman for the Newcastle Knights rugby league team
We shared a generally enjoyable conversation until discussions turned to a player who had become the media focus for – what else – excessive drinking.

Harragon was genuinely staggered that the drinking exploits of a league star would make tabloid fodder.
“If a plumber goes out and has a few to many,” he said, “no-one thinks of writing that up in a newspaper.”
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I have become aware of this interesting debate and I must declare at the outset that I am a member of the Australasian College of Cosmetic Surgery. On the one hand we have ACCS which is seeking regulations from authorities to help govern cosmetic surgery ( that will include all… Read more »
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marley says:
I'm one of the older ones, so I've certainly seen a few changes in my time. When I started school I learned to write with a nib pen, dipped in an inkwell (no, I'm not kidding). My mother became a dab hand at getting inkstains out of my clothes. Flicking ink at one another in the classroom was an essential… [read more]From: I’d rather have a piece of toast than listen to crap lyrics
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Led Zeppelin are responsible for my all-time favourite mixed metaphor: "There you sit, sit and stare, like a book on a shelf rusting." (Misty Mountain Hop) I laugh every time I hear it. Hmmm, I believe I've decided what to play on the way to work today. [read more]Gentle jabs to the ribs
No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops
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