Autobiography

The other morning I was thinking about life - because, well, that’s what people do when they’re on the toilet.

As I used my housemate’s slightly dryer towel to wipe my hands, I realised I’d been doing it wrong - life, that is, not hand-drying, which I’ve actually developed quite a knack for.

All this time, I’ve been focused on “the journey”, when the end product is clearly the most important bit. The end product being, of course, a sweet, badass biography. What’s the point of being content if there isn’t a seven-figure book deal at the end of it all?

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  • bikinis on top says:

    08:44pm | 02/06/11

    The toilet exposes the crystal balls for Jason Tan and others. The bedroom exposes the crystal balls for females and others. Just look into the crystal balls to see the future like Nostradamus. Read more »

  • stephen says:

    06:20pm | 02/06/11

    Busy people are boring. It’s only the idle who have stories. Read more »

 

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