Australian Republic

When I was in my first year of university I consented to attending some forum where politicians talk to young people about politics and spirituality. This was achieved through a combination of hassling by my parents, and an idea that I may be able to pick up some attractive young female leader type impressed with my attendance at such a deep thinking event.

Isn't he just dreamy? Prince William in Australia last year

Having entered the room and scanned through the earnest polar fleeced mini-lawyers, I quickly realised this was an asexual event more concerned with signing up for the Liberal or the Labor Right, and as such, planned to quietly head back down to the bar where the demarcation between male and female was more obvious and less sober. Unfortunately I was spotted by a friendly tutor who was happy one of his students had turned up, so I stuck around and we were introduced to that week’s guest speaker: Tony Abbott MP.

I can’t remember much of what was said, except for the fact that afterwards at dinner Tony and I got into an argument about the prospect of an Australian republic.

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  • Neil says:

    10:50pm | 01/09/10

    Ardent monarchists, are you Catholic?  If so, are you happy that this ruling family deem your family to be unfit to marry?  Do you still feel like waving your little Union Jack? As a new(ish) Australian and former British person, I am glad to live in a country where my… Read more »

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    07:28pm | 01/09/10

    I have no problem with Charlie as King. I don’t know what all the fuss is about. Read more »

 

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