Australian Hotels Association

Just when you thought that funnelling your hard earned cash into a soulless machine in the darkest reaches of a hotel couldn’t get anymore depressing, it turns out now your kids can watch.

Now a fun place for all the family. Picture: Brad Newman.

Disturbingly, The Pink Hill Hotel in Beaconsfield has been given permission to build a children’s playroom enclosed with soundproof glass so that parents can keep an eye on their children from the gaming room.  Fabulous! 

Now the whole family can revel in the joys of daddy getting 3 pyramids in a row on the Queen of the Nile. 

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  • Harquebus says:

    09:19pm | 31/07/10

    I doubt if the morons who are stupid enough to put money into those bandits would bother reading ThePunch. Poker machines should be banned outright. They support very few jobs. Years ago, I overheard a hotelier saying, “Little old ladies love these poker machines and we love the little old… Read more »

  • Ryan says:

    08:37pm | 31/07/10

    Well you can’t take your kid to the local park to fly their kite but you CAN take them down to the local club to throw away their weeks food money on a pokie.. There are enough laws and bans in Australia that merely making your way to work would… Read more »

 

I enjoy a drink as much as the next person. Unless that next person happens to be Fiona O’Loughlin. Or Andrew Symonds.

Mangoes - a well known cause of social decay.

But the Australian Hotels Association’s opposition to a cancer fundraiser is just plain wrong.

Three blokes who’ve lost loved ones to cancer have started Dry July to raise money for Sydney’s Prince of Wales Hospital.

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  • hellonathan says:

    07:54am | 30/07/09

    No Jam January - Get people back on to Vegemite rather than those sickly sweet sugar spreads. No Farts February - I could get a break from Stefan my coworker. No Augie March March - give our ears a break No Arsehole April - We wouldn’t have to hear from… Read more »

  • James says:

    05:46pm | 14/07/09

    Hey Stephen - you wouldn’t be doing spin for the AHA would you…? Read more »

 

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