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Kyle Sandilands is such an inconsequential waste of space that I would normally be reluctant to expend a single millilitre of ink or pixel of web space on his unfortunate existence.

Boob: Kyle gets down to business on his unpopular new show. Photo: Channel Seven

This week I made an exception, in the first instance because of the remarkably vile nature of his attack on one of our young female staff, a sexually threatening rant where he called her “a fat slag”, talked about her breasts and her hair, and issued the creepy pledge: “Watch your mouth girl, or I will hunt you down”. All this because she wrote a completely unremarkable news piece about the unpopularity of his new TV show.

I’ve decided to saddle up again today because there is an interesting broader lesson from the Sandilands episode. Not to put too fine a point on it, the long-overdue commercial destruction of Kyle Sandilands shows that it is no longer OK to be an abusive, hate-filled arsehole without facing serious consequences.

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  • Marie says:

    05:29am | 08/02/12

    I think you’ll find the silnge most offensive thing about Kyle Sandilands is that he’s not funny, never has been and we STILL have to listen to him. Labelling this holocaust remark as a ‘joke’ is a compliment this wanna-be-funnyman doesn’t deserve. On what level could anyone find this man… Read more »

  • Greg says:

    12:22pm | 29/11/11

    I raised this point last week. The general gist of the response was “Yeah but we’re taling about Kyle now.” I agree with all the sentiment against Kyle but you guys are spot on, if we’re going to be sensitive to this kind of thing, we need to apply that… Read more »

 

Why is Kyle Sandilands’s toxic sludge allowed to leak out of radio speakers at breakfast?

'Disaster' is quite an accurate description. Pic: News.com.au

He’s a cretin, a hate-filled belligerent whose talent is in inverse proportion to his offensiveness. As Penbo pointed out yesterday, he’s a dead-set, rolled-gold, card-carrying dickhead.

Dickheads are a dime a dozen. Why is this one given a voice?

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  • Gidgee says:

    07:54pm | 28/11/11

    Greg Cary the darling of 4BC wrote similar vulgarities to me when I emailed and chipped him about some of his more outrageous anti-religious comments on air. Yeah, he actually wrote them back to me - and I still have them on file. These fellows who parade their vocal stuff… Read more »

  • Venise Alstergren says:

    04:29pm | 27/11/11

    Does the person criticising Tory’s use of expletives not realise that if her message is to get through to Kyle Sandiland’s audience, she’d better use their language? Read more »

 

Just a few years ago I ended up in Warsaw on a business trip to Poland where my former boss Eric Dodd had been invited to talk to top government officials about reforms to Poland’s embryonic private health system.

Work sets you free: the gates to hell at Dachau.

As a journo and an amateur student of history, I was astonished to learn that our hotel in Warsaw was located on what was previously the Jewish Ghetto in World War II from which tends of thousands were shipped to their deaths.

And just a matter of a few hours drive away was the infamous Auschwitz concentration camp where hundreds of thousands of Jews and gypsies were imprisoned in the most horrific conditions and slaughtered in the gas chambers.

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  • West End says:

    02:35pm | 17/09/09

    Daffy Duck, you have stupidly attempted to sidetrack the whole issue.  Firstly, there haven’t been millions of deaths in Palestine/Israel, more like thousands ; we can argue about rights and wrongs but the Palestinians still exist as a nation and their population is growing annually which somehow wouldn’t occur if… Read more »

  • SherpaG says:

    11:52pm | 11/09/09

    Someone said to me today “It’s ok for Kyle to be a shock jock as long as he doesn’t shock people”....ummm…whaaa? Read more »

 

Kyle Sandilands is not expected to return to the airwaves for Austereo. That’s the assessment in Sydney radio circles where insiders say that his latest tasteless joke - where he suggested that comedian Magda Szubanski, whose father fought in the Polish resistance, could lose more weight if she were in a concentration camp - will see the network blackbanned by advertisers should he return.

Driven out: Sandiland's stupidity may silence him forever.

Sandilands has again demonstrated that he’s achieved world’s best practice in his chosen field of stupidity with his “apology” over the remarks - a classic case of “if people were offended by what I said then I’m sorry.”

His comments show how Sandilands is ill-equipped to recognise poor behaviour on his own part and put his hand up - regarding the outrage he causes as some external event that simply happens to him, where the preciousness of the community turns him into a martyr.

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  • Alan says:

    09:08am | 15/09/09

    Sandilands is about as funny as a gas chamber!! HE MUST BE SACKED NOW!!!! Read more »

  • Megan Richards says:

    04:00am | 11/09/09

    Did any of you actually hear Kyle on the radio?? He was in New Zealand when the girl was on air and obviously no one knew about the rape except for the girls mother.. He was obviously just in shock about what she had said. And seriously I don’t know… Read more »

 

Confined to a wheelchair and wearing a pith helmet and an American flag fashioned into a nappy, shouting obscenities at the justices of the United States Supreme Court, pornographer Larry Flynt was a massively flawed hero for the cause of free speech.

Sandilands: back on air on Monday.

This morally bankrupt hillbilly was famously sued for defamation by the Reverend Jerry Falwell, who in a fake advertisement for Campari published by Flynt’s Hustler magazine recalled how he lost his virginity by sleeping with his own mother in an outside toilet on the family pig farm.

It’s hard to imagine a more egregious slur. Nor a more unbelievable one, which is one of the reasons Flynt ultimately won his defamation battle, reinforcing the free speech protections afforded by the First Amendment.

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  • DocSniper says:

    11:44am | 01/09/09

    Well!! James twas not like that 20 odd yrs ago, Broadcasting had its limits, like the word “F U C K”: One would never hear that word to be Broadcasted, as it is well used today broadcasting freely. Remember a Richard Carlton from 60 minutes ?. Remember how a reporter… Read more »

  • James Smith says:

    03:53pm | 27/08/09

    @Mark II. The chaser sketch was fictional. That’s a pretty significant difference. This is a very well reasoned article and I largely agree with you. However ACMA probably needs more powers. There is no point in having regulations when the regulator is toothless. Austereo don’t train their staff properly in… Read more »

 

UPDATE 3/8/09, 5pm : Ten has just announced that Kyle has been sacked as Idol judge. Here’s what Emma wrote last night…

The decision of Austereo to suspend Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O from the morning show will now put pressure on the producers of Australian Idol and Channel Ten to decide whether he should stay as a judge on the popular TV program.


On Saturday Channel Ten was quoted in The Age as saying Kyle “will obviously be in the audition episodes as they were filmed some time ago.”

“But Idol is a family program, we consider this a very serious incident and our executives will continue discussions over the weekend to come to a decision regarding his future on Idol.”

Considering Australian Idol premiers next Sunday, they will have to announce this week whether they are standing by or punting the controversial personality.

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  • Mr Pastry says:

    02:38pm | 06/08/09

    There seems to be some confusion - Idol is about entertainment not music - please do not confuse the two.  Mr Sandilands will now be able to concentrate on reducing his girth - theres always a silver lining. Read more »

  • Laura says:

    01:45pm | 04/08/09

    More than anything, I’m glad Sandilands is off Idol. He has no connection to music, apart from producing what will inevitably be the most appalling music by his wife. Idol has no real connection to music either, but do they need to rub our noses in it with Sandilands. He’s… Read more »

 

Kyle and Jackie O have been taken off air indefinitely as a result of the massive backlash against last Wednesday’s rape debacle, where a 14-year-old girl revealed on air that she had been the victim of sexual assault. And Sandilands has said through his management that he is “unable to perform his duties on-air at this time”, without elaborating.

Swansong: will his week in exile be enough to keep the public happy?

The announcement follows five days’ condemnation of the program and Austereo for even airing a segment where an underage girl was fitted to a lie detector machine in front of her mother and quizzed on her sexual habits - let alone with the horrifying consequence of revealing that she had been raped when she was 12, and that her Mum knew all about it.

The network’s decision is an extraordinary demonstration of the power of public opinion, with websites, talkback radio and Twitter being consumed with the issue over this past few day. The comments ran overwhelmingly against Kyle and Jackie O and Austereo, not to mention the girl’s mother, who is being investigated by the Department of Community Services.  The Austereo statement says:

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  • Morgan says:

    02:23pm | 11/08/09

    Lets try Kyle and Jackie O’s style (?)of entertainment on themselves and see how they like it Lets start with them hiring a private investigator to follow someone around and then expose their finding on National Radio..how isnt that a breach or privacy? Ok for Kyle to spend thousands on… Read more »

  • Michael says:

    02:42pm | 05/08/09

    As for the commentary along the lines that “Oh, Kyle and Jackie O have done some wonderful things”—so what? If you give 50 cents to a beggar in the street, is that meant to excuse you smashing someone over the head with a beer bottle? It is their own personal… Read more »

 

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