Astrology
If you’ve ever woken up on the wrong side of bed and thought your stars weren’t in alignment, it turns out you were probably right.
In a move that could have some people questioning every decision they’ve made, astrologers have announced that the star signs need to be adjusted to account for the passage of time.
The 3000-year-old Zodiac system is horribly out of date, and the astrological calendar is in need of an update.
How’s September been for you?
I’ve seen a few changes but that’s to be expected what with the Saturn-Uranus opposition playing havoc in the background.
Well, that’s according to my forecast for the month – read as part of a Monday morning ritual that goes something like this- get into work, log on, jump straight to Penny Thornton for a fix.
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john says:
this is quite an interesting article, one must remember its not the repetitive factors, its the cycles things go in. if you want a cheap astrology report go to http://www.atlann.com, if you can leave a job on http://www.servicebids.com.au, and get astrologers to bid how much they will pay. Read more »
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*cough* forer effect *cough* And if that wasn’t enough, countless scientific experiments have proven that my fart has as much predictive power as astrology, quirkology discusses some of them. Read more »
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