Asian Cup

There are consolation prizes and there are Asian Cup bids.

Illustration: Warren Brown

I’m not sure which is worse, given the news Australia was the only nation willing to host the 2015 Asian Cup - and given the shock horror announcement this morning we’d actually won the thing.

How does one ‘win’ a competition where there’s only one entry?

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  • The Badger says:

    10:27am | 08/01/11

    Just saying why didn’t you scroll a little further down the thread to post this comment as well? “@ Barry You got it in one. There are no bozo’s on this bus called the punch @Brian Taylor Lighten up, it’s joke. We all make claims we can’t back up. We… Read more »

  • A Dose of Reality says:

    12:15am | 08/01/11

    “Detractors from other codes will chuckle, and question the validity of the event.”  Amusing - why do soccer fans have the need to vilify those who follow the other codes?  Either we don’t like soccer (which means we don’t care) or we do like the game but prefer another.  Pretty… Read more »

 

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