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Once upon a time there was an endearing little sitcom called Bewitched. It was predictable and more than a little cheesy, but it was good fun.
A few decades later, there was another sitcom called Two and a Half Men. It was predictable and more than a little cheesy, and it mightily sucked.
Two and a Half Men resumed overnight, after a six month absence caused by Charlie Sheen’s quest to simultaneously screw every woman in the world along with his own dignity. He succeeded in both.
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Like anyone who has ever had to perform some form of work, I despise wealthy celebrities.
Their constant tears in interviews, their overuse of words like “journey” and “dreams” and their inability to empathise with anyone other than rare amphibians and cyber-bullied American Idol contestants make them difficult to like.
They are a strange and reptilian breed whose thirst for never-ending attention and gaudy bling can repulse even the gentlest of souls – which is why it pains me to take their side on rare occasions.
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John says:
200 years for parasites to subvert and a destroy the new nation. Maybe next time Washington creates another constitution, he needs to make sure there are more rules, keeping the international bankers, media barrons and other subverts in check. The UN and Obama is trying to destroy the right to… Read more »
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