Apps

That’s it. Pull back, aim, let go. Repeat a billion times.

The game’s objective is to guide a bird with anger management issues, projectile style, into a structure in the aim of killing the pigs within.

Red and angry

It mightn’t be much of a premise, but mobile game developers Rovio thought it sounded like a good idea. Myself and millions of fellow birdflingers around the world have been unproductive ever since it was released on the iPhone. Through careful use of trajectory, timing, and a slingshot, feathered vengeance can be mine.

Every day, a possible 50 million people worldwide spend a collective 200 million minutes trying to rain down avian justice.

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  • Michael says:

    12:26pm | 07/04/11

    And to wipe those smug smiles off their piggish faces after you fail a level. Read more »

  • Andrew says:

    10:43pm | 05/04/11

    Err sorry terribly, Scorched earth was quite a fun multiplayer game. Read more »

 

There was always something exciting about buying a guidebook for a destination I was about to visit.

Cheaper, lighter and more unique, long live the travel app

Long bus rides to work and lunch hours were spent poring over the pages, highlighting the “don’t miss” destinations and circling hotels to call when I got back to the office (when no-one was looking).

The guide was a status symbol, something I would flaunt in a “Look at me, I’m going off to some exotic location while you suckers will still be working” way whenever I was out in public. But it would also freak me out, that my entire trip’s success was so dependent on it.

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  • sell timeshare says:

    06:10pm | 01/11/10

    I always found that a good travel book could actually give me the fundamentals of a country or place faster than Google, which pulls up all sorts of opinionated garbage that needs to be sifted through. Read more »

  • marley says:

    07:19am | 28/10/10

    @Claire - re Istanbul, be sure to visit the underground cistern, and don’t eat in the Grand Bazaar - there’s a street behind it full of little cafes where all the workers eat - wonderful fresh grills, bread and salad - and you’ll be struggling to pay more than $5. … Read more »

 

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