Apostrophes

It’s tiny but powerful.

Its incorrect insertion could mean the difference between life and death.

Rabbit's die on a table…Rabbits die on a table.

And it’s fighting for its very existence.

I’m referring to the apostrophe; specifically, the possessive apostrophe.

Even its proper name – saxon genitive – sounds more like a sexually transmitted disease than the pinnacle of punctuation.

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  • DK says:

    07:47pm | 21/07/09

    Sorry ‘Jeff from Meroo’ (30 June 2009) but, as I’ve discovered, punctuation (and those of us who love its correct use) can be a dangerous thing. For example, your reference to ‘a internet’ should read ‘an internet’ (am I wrong about this?). I also don’t think you needed to use… Read more »

  • bee says:

    07:47pm | 02/07/09

    Re: Bernie’s “Bayonet or screw” remark posted earlier above: How odd - they’re the same options I was given my good lady wife when I switched on the bedroom telly last night to watch Lleyton at Wimbledon . . . Read more »

 

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