Anzacs

They were there at Gallipoli and in the trenches at the Somme. They saw some of the most ferocious fighting of WWI and yet somehow the debate still rages: were the original Anzacs as tough as guts and as brittle as old nails or were they soft, tender… and chewy?

Lest we forget to eat some of these today

It’s a question that has had passionate biscuit lovers waging a ferocious battle for decades. It’s a fight that’s set to rival the Hundred Years’ War in length and bitterness. The righteous crisp and crunchy forces will brook no dissent. They know how they like it and will take no prisoners (or at least no other opinions than their own). They can be a dogmatic bunch.

The knock-about chewy bikkie lovers, on the other hand, are more like the Anzacs themselves. Open to new methods, up for fun when it’s on offer and willing to try new guerrilla tactics to force their (somewhat soft) hand.

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  • Gomez12 says:

    01:25pm | 26/04/12

    Crunchy according to my local branch of the CWA. I prefer them chewy myself, but haven’t been game to argue with those lovely ladies. If you think you’re up to the task, go for it. (Please note there are no known instances of any non-member challenging the CWA on baking… Read more »

  • Em says:

    08:32am | 26/04/12

    Agreed.  I’m sure they needed to be hard and teeth-shattering crunchy as they needed to serve a purpose, however I am a suck for a soft ANZAC bickie. I usually soak the hard ones in a cup of hot tea. Either way, I won’t say no if they’re offered! Read more »

 

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Bigger than this Texan cow, this Texan beard and this Texan steak. Picture: AP

Everything is BIG in Texas – trucks, hats, steaks, beer and most of all pride. Texans are damn proud of the land their grandfathers fought to own, as if their very blood flowed beneath the soil and not the rich black oil the pump-jacks work non-stop to extract. The Texan flag is the only State flag legally flown at the same level as the Stars and Stripes.

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  • Lois Underwood says:

    02:36am | 04/05/12

    I’m a Texan, right down to the core. I was born here and have lived here all my life. I can’t imagine living anywhere else, except Australia.  We may have to move there if Obama gets re-elected. Australia is a very beautiful country and you Aussies have every right to… Read more »

  • Paul says:

    01:23pm | 26/04/12

    Well put “Lenny”. Read more »

 

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