Anna Bligh
We’re off to the polls on 24 March. If you’re confused about what’s happening in Queensland with our State election, I’d like to help confuse you more.

The biggest complicating factor for the Queensland General Election, which is due before the end of March was the local government elections were due on 31 March. That left Premier Bligh with either dates of 18 or 24 February, or get mixed up in Easter or wait until May and by then she wouldn’t have a mandate.
The Electoral Commission Queensland has asked repeatedly for a six-week buffer between the two general elections. To her credit, Premier Bligh has respected that and shunted the local government elections to April or May and scheduled the General Election for 24 March.
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Queensland Premier Anna Bligh called it ``the New South Wales disease’’ where the leadership of the ALP, even in office, became a revolving door decided by faceless factional heavies.

Last Saturday, the NSW branch of the party, the source of that ``disease’’ and the biggest single brick in the Labor wall, crashed to the ground. The 16-year-old government, led defiantly by Kristina Keneally, was not merely defeated, it was humiliated. The backlash was unprecedented in its ferocity with voters dishing out the worst defeat of any government in Australian electoral history.
Facing a state election within a year, Anna Bligh, of course, is desperate to stop the rot at the Tweed River. But she may not be able to hold back the tide. Fear in Labor ranks is now giving way to panic just as conservatives are rubbing their hands. In a world of diminished party loyalty, instant information, social media, and a borderless 24-hour media cycle, Labor’s hardheads worry that the old boundaries between states, and even between levels of government are blurring.
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people just don’t like liars and labor lies heres 5 Julia Gillard lies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCNYb3XWVTE Read more »
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Joombi O'Flaherty says:
Newman can’t win. His earnest demeanour will be more than enough to win the thoughtless voter who is won over by a “army boy buzzcut” and “isn’t he noice” gasp.! Read more »
The Liberal-National Party in Queensland is planning something so ballsy that it leaves Tony Abbott’s Speedos - and his perceived political mileage of wearing them - looking a little empty.

Queensland’s Conservatives are in meltdown today as Campbell ``Messiah’’ Newman announced he would resign from his post as Brisbane Lord Mayor and run for a state seat in the next election.
Newman will run a US Presidential-like campaign by standing as the Leader of the LNP after he is pre-selected (already a done deal), despite not being elected to Parliament.
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craig says:
totally agree with all of it, Bligh has been wedged , she has to go early , newman is the best campigner Queensland has ever seen. He camigned for two years before the Brisbane city election . A long campign will give him time to expose more waste and creat… Read more »
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craig says:
kate may visit schools , but she is style over substance , i cant think of anything she has done, yes she turns up , but thats it is Read more »
Anyone who works in corporate communications or PR will be familiar with the famous Tylenol case in the 1980s, when Johnson and Johnson immediately withdrew all its products and reinvented its packaging after a deranged extortionist killed seven people by lacing the painkiller with cyanide.

In years to come, Anna Bligh’s management of the Queensland flood and cyclone crisis will stand as a comparable case study in how political leaders should best handle a natural disaster.
In the past two weeks, and particularly this week, Bligh has created a new template for political communication. It’s been based around honesty, decisiveness and plain speech. It’s been based around saying what government can do, and what it cannot do.
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Ferris says:
Add Bullshit (media tart) Bligh and an excited media after there own ratings and you seem to get a state full of gullible imbiciles. Do you have no memory - short or long term? Read more »
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Golly Gosh says:
Here you all go again !!! Why oh why does politics have to be intertwined with real time tragedies of lives lost and homes destroyed beats me. Anna Bligh ? As a Queensland import of 23 yrs I am very happy here as I am sure most Australains, particularly those… Read more »
4PM UPDATE: SEE BELOW FOR DAVID’S PICS FROM MAGNETIC ISLAND TODAY
Regular Punch reader and commenter David Pierce spent the night in his weatherboard home on Magnetic Island, 8km off Townsville, bunkered down against the fury of Cyclone Yasi with his wife and two children.
“My darkest moment came when the wind shifted and stuff was breaking up and hitting the house,” he told The Punch this morning. “The worst part was not knowing what was hitting the house.”
Fortunately, Pierce and his family got though the night. (Check the wind gusts at a nearby weather station on this link). And as he spends today cleaning up the debris in his yard, he has no doubt why Yasi’s human toll has been so low.
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Jason says:
So many people in the last month have been hiding in fear of their own survival or on a rooftop with the same fears. Have some compassion. It just makes you look small. And for many the media was the best way to gather information. Our politicians have been surprisingly… Read more »
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Bush Techie says:
Interesting to see some comments from uninformed people in Brisbane who have just been through the floods. I would take a flood anytime over 24+ hours of gale force winds that battered North Queensland with this cyclone. Most cyclones last around 6 to 8 hours over the area (such as… Read more »
For reasons which are difficult to fathom, Julia Gillard has found herself on the receiving end of some particularly torrid criticism over her response to the Queensland flood crisis.

Much of it is undoubtedly coming from those who already dislike the Prime Minister and will seize on any event or issue to run her down. But some of it appears to be coming from people who have no real interest in politics, no ideological axe to grind, but who have found themselves left cold by the PM’s performance this week.
Julia Gillard has been criticised for smiling too much, not looking sad enough; at the same time, she’s been accused of affecting a hang-dog expression aimed at contriving a sense of concern, talking in a matronly monotone which makes her sound rehearsed and insincere.
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The worst thing which can be said about a politician in a time of crisis is that they are trying to cash in on a tragedy for electoral gain.

Only the most miserable cynic could make such an assertion against the Queensland Premier Anna Bligh, whose performance this week has been dutiful, sober and workmanlike as she has kept her state and the rest of the nation up to date with the latest on the flood situation.
After Kristina Keneally in NSW, who also faces an election this year, Anna Bligh is the least popular state leader in Australia and is just as likely as her NSW counterpart to be removed by the voters when her government goes to the polls. Perhaps it’s for this reason that Bligh has adopted such a bullshit-free approach in her handling of these appalling floods, acting like a person who knows she probably won’t be around much longer, and would like to be remembered for at least doing the right thing during such an extraordinary crisis.
Continue reading "How Anna Bligh, politician, acted just like a human" »
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Anna's performance v the timeline and now revealed says:
For 36 years Brisbane has been expecting a la nina end of cycle massive precipation drop in the catchment above the dam. It happens in regular and then peak cycles going back to records from the 19th century. This was one firmly predicted as far back as mid december as… Read more »
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Brewstermac says:
Anna has been very good at the press presentations, but she is the state leader and has failed miserably at that task. She should never have been given the job by Beattie but he needed someone to take over that would make even him look good. Read more »
There’s nothing like the smell of desperation in the air and it’s never more obvious than when it’s wafting over the actions of our politicians.

The last three months of the year are traditionally known for their hectic pace, high levels of stress and a general push to “tie up” any niggling issues of national interest in time for the New Year.
But if the activities of our world leaders over the past six weeks are anything to go by, you’d be forgiven for thinking they’ve been willing to do practically anything (even other people’s jobs) just to avoid the pressures of doing their own.
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Lana says:
Anna Bligh, nothing more then an accomplished Con Artist and Liar , she has learnt well under her mentor Peter Beattie master of lies and deception, he got out before he was caught out ! Read more »
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NGS says:
Bet she had real problems balancing her till at the end of her shift! Read more »
THE evaporation of Queensland Premier Anna Bligh’s hopes of building the Traveston Dam could end up being her Waterloo.

But last week’s intervention by Federal Environment Minister Peter Garrett to scuttle the controversial $1.6 billion dam planned for the Mary Valley, north of Brisbane, citing ecological concerns, also has wider political and planning implications across Australia.
Unlike the protests against Tasmania’s Franklin River dam project in the 1980s where generating hydro-electricity was the primary motive, the Traveston is a portent of battles likely to be waged around the country involving choices between protecting the environment and supplying drinking water to keep pace with urban growth.
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The longer she waits to call the election, the more her last few remaining supporters identify the ALP in Queensland with gross maladministration and waste of public (taxpayer) funds. So wait Ms Bligh, hold on for dear life… Read more »
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ANNA has to go now says:
Another nail in Bligh’s coffin What a terrible waste of money in the state that is so broke . No wonder BEATTIE walked away as he could see that QLD ALP is bound for a wipe out soon. I guess he will be writing an article soon telling her what… Read more »
Tegan Leach has become the unwitting “it” girl for abortion reform in Queensland. Unwitting, because who would have knowingly decided to sign up for the sort of exposure that has been thrust on this Cairns teenager, all because she made a choice thousands of women have made before her to abort a baby she knew she was not ready to care for.

However, the charge she faces is that she allegedly did not do it through the proper channels.
Tegan is expected to sell her story exclusively to a women’s magazine when the dust has finally settled on this case and she is legally able to speak freely outside of court, for hers is a case that has opened a hornet’s nest of debate about the rights or wrongs of do-it-yourself drug-induced abortions in Australia and women’s ability to access them.
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Elle says:
Then why are they not being prosecuted under drug importation laws? Abortion is most definatley on trial here. She is being charged with procuring an illegal abortion. Read more »
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Eliza Turnbull says:
The case isn’t about the importation of drugs - if it was, the accused would be facing drug-related charges. They are facing charges for procuring an abortion and assisting to procure an abortion. Read more »
In Cairns, a young Queensland woman faces the prospect of up to seven years prison for something that over 14 000 women do every year in this state alone - for having an abortion. Her partner faces three years prison for assisting her.

Once-was-feminist-campaigner and now Premier of Queensland, Anna Bligh is at pains to try and convince us that the charges are not related to abortion, but rather to do with the way in which the abortion took place.
Premier Bligh has feigned concern about the case – “tragic” she calls it. The Premier is a hypocrite. Her government could act immediately to bring an end to the trauma that this young couple is facing. But not only have they refused to act – they have done everything they can to further add to the isolation of the young couple.
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Anne Stocks says:
Did Anna Bligh make a stand for the wrong reasons? did she feel justified in seeking to stop what has now become a Holocaust of destruction of defenceless Babies considered as people of worth in God’s eyes ? should we judge her harshly or thank her? Are you a Mum… Read more »
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Jesse says:
Teresa, your ‘enlightened’ ‘pro-life’ views are greatly undermined when you make such ‘unenlightened’ staments as “The growing child is not part of his/her mother’s body - something that is obvious if a boy baby is born, and of course, both male and female babies have different blood groups to their… Read more »
Alright I’m calling it now: Penny Wong will be a contestant on the next series of Dancing with the Stars.

Well actually that’s not true, but the scary thing is I bet you didn’t know whether that was a joke or not.
With news this morning that Queensland Premier Anna Bligh is going to be a contestant on Celebrity MasterChef this country has entered a bizarre dimension that has further blurred the line between politicians, network celebrities and reality tv stars.
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Michael says:
Margaret Gray says that Anna should be doing her job instead of appearing on game shows. If Margaret ever worked part-time permanent or full-time, she would be aware that such an employment status entitles people to paid annual leave. Anna is quite entitled to annual leave like everyone else whether… Read more »
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dave wood says:
yeah right…just look at the antics of rudd and gillard lately! but neither of these morons have the time to answer my legitimate question about social inclusion…bit hard to swallow when gillard is supposed to hold that port folio! Read more »
WOULD Queenslanders ever agree to their state being abolished? No way, you might say, particularly in the season that the state is in the box seat to seal its fourth consecutive series win in state of origin football.

Well, think again. A Galaxy poll in The Courier-Mail today shows two-thirds of Queenslanders think they’re being over governed. And more than half of those think the state should be first to go, followed by local councils and, finally, Canberra.
Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen would be spinning in his grave.
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Paul says:
Frankly I think trying to compare Australia and the U.S. is an apples and oranges comparison. America is about the size of Australia, but far more geographically diverse and with fourteen times the population, forming highly diverse communities of interest, many with populations in the eight figure range. Under these… Read more »
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Darryl Price says:
Make the states nothing more than lines on the map (I actually typed lies there - Freudian slip?) Even with increased Senate and Lower House representation, the lack of duplication of departments and opportunities for self seeking liars and bastards must give us a better chance of selecting people who… Read more »
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