Angelina Jolie

Quick someone hold the babies, Angelina Jolie may about to be trumped in the unabashed pursuit of profile building philanthropy. Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria, singer LeeAnn Rimes and actor Tim Robbins are just three of the big names giving support to the latest social media craze: TwitChange.

@pakistancrisis really sorry about what's happening over there, love Ang xx.

The brainchild of an Atlanta minister seeking new ways to raise money for children of the Haitian community, TwitChange is also the latest way for celebrities to show how much they care, in 140 words of less, just as long as you’re willing to pay for it.

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  • online job news brain says:

    06:32am | 28/10/10

    How Internal,voice description troop imagine action reduce store insurance claim terrible library seat here sing entirely everyone point different ship beginning talk objective relation learn hair settlement should democratic plenty modern attention plate ground especially motion while cost card of shout whole suggest call way bridge reduction football train display… Read more »

  • jenni says:

    01:17pm | 20/09/10

    I’ve been following the leadup to TwitChange with interest for weeks, curious as to how insane it would get. My conclusion? WOWSERS. Last time I checked (and I can’t access eBay at work, so this might be outdated) Ian Somerhalder (Damon from Vampire Diaries) was running at over $6000; Nathan… Read more »

 

UPDATE 9am: Ah, Hollywood. Entertainment news sites in the US cite sources close to the couple denying Angelina and Brad are breaking up. “It’s B.S.” was the quote to TMZ. No denial that they’ve seen a lawyer, but maybe the fairytale isn’t finished yet.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly set to break up. Without wanting to be too facetious about it, how could any couple survive with all those kids, money, and fame?

Doomed from the start?

Dysfunctional, doomed relationships are the rule rather than the exception among Hollywood’s megastars. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore seem pretty happy together but with a relationship that smacks of a public relations power play as much as theirs, it is hard to see them growing old happily together, him in his 50s lovingly tending to both a vegetable patch and the needs of his septuagenarian wife.

Brad Split” and “Pitts all over” was how the UK’s News of the World broke the news that the world’s best-looking couple in Hollywood had been to see a top divorce lawyer to negotiate their separation (they’re not legally married). There have been rumours for a long time now that their marriage had become difficult following the death of Jolie’s mother. Repeated public claims that a relationship is doomed must start to create a sense of self-fulfilling prophecy.

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  • SM says:

    02:54pm | 25/01/10

    Anything that means never having to hear the word “Brangelina” again can only be a good thing Read more »

  • JJJ says:

    01:51pm | 25/01/10

    I don’t know why people put so much pressure on hollywood types (& sports stars, for that matter) to be ‘good’ role-models. People break up all the time. & ‘yas’, why the heck would good looks, money, and fame make a relationship more likely to succeed? They are just people… Read more »

 

Here we go again, another sob story for the saddest, loneliest woman who ever lived. Ugh. I’m sick of Jennifer Aniston being crucified by every glossip mag on the planet for her “not-good-enough” love life. Not good enough for who?

It was nice of GQ to give the dowdy spinster a front cover


Just imagine that every time a story appeared about you or your work, your ex and his new wife were also mentioned, as though you’re inextricably attached and can never hope to move on with the amount of horrendous diatribe spouting about him, and her, and you.

You’re not involved anymore – doesn’t anyone get it?

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  • reta says:

    03:43pm | 15/12/09

    i think she look great and she the must beautifull women from the stars any men would have her she cant find love beacuse she still in love with brad (her ex) nobady can replace him in her heart, i wish her luck Read more »

  • Gillian says:

    01:58pm | 28/10/09

    Great article! I’m Team Aniston all the way and if she’s the poster child for loneliness, then count me in. I’d much rather be Jennifer Aniston than Angelina Jolie who lures men purely through her sex appeal (which she is losing very quickly) and saddled with all those children.  Jennifer… Read more »

 

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