Andrew Southcott

Stoners Australia-wide may have got excited by the idea that the Government is considering legalising dope cookies, but most people realised they were not going to get a Home Brand high.

This should be just enough for tomorrow's picnic

Food Standards Australia and New Zealand is looking at whether ‘hemp foods’ should become part of the national diet. They’d have negligible amounts of THC, but plenty of other good stuff. Like boring old protein, Omega 3s and dietary fibre.

But Andrew Southcott, Shadow Parliamentary Secretary for Parliamentary Healthcare, immediately touched base with his inner wowser.

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  • True Believer says:

    02:08pm | 21/03/11

    @Zeta You need to do deeper research and get out from behind your computer and into some psychiatric services. Read more »

  • Lacho says:

    08:04am | 21/03/11

    ‘Hemp’ is different to ‘Marijuana’ for starters people. It takes 3% THC to get high, recreational varieties hit you at about 15%. Hemp has around 0.03%, no where near enough to get you high. They are both forms of Cannabis Sativa, but are very different. You would need to smoke… Read more »

 

As Labor braces itself for a voter backlash in Kevin Rudd’s home state of Queensland and the dysfunctional ALP-run fiefdom of New South Wales, there are two South Australian seats which will attract close and nervous attention from both sides of politics on election night.

Back to school: former head prefect Julia Gillard returns to Unley High this week. Photo: Gary Ramage

It’s been a long time since South Australia has been anything other than a brief whistlestop during the national election campaign, with the major parties doing little more than upholding their obligations by paying just one visit to Adelaide, more out of politeness than anything else.

This week showed how vital SA will be on election night. I returned home this week for a flying 24-hour visit and spent half the day at the ritzy Burnside Village and the other half at the much earthier Parkholme shops, just down the road from where I grew up, talking to voters about their assessment of Gillard and Abbott.

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  • Tejas says:

    07:26pm | 17/01/11

    a quite incredible opinion piece. at the 2007 election south australia was front and centre of the election campaign. kevin rudd made multiple visits and so did john howard. kingston was the most marginal seat for the coaltion and hindmarsh was seperated by only 100 votes as well. fast forward… Read more »

  • fd says:

    11:33am | 16/08/10

    hahahahhahaahaha .. you people would only be happy if the alp was made one of Ranns outlawed organisations, and any trace of left leanings smote from every tome that was ever written in history .. get a life.. the advertiser has been making me sick up raw bile in my… Read more »

 

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