Andrew Charlton
In the latest explosive turn in the ute-gate saga, comedians Mathew Kenneally and Toby Halligan have received a copy of an e-mail sent to Malcolm Turnbull’s shedding new light on the events.
From: Andrew_Charlton_4Eva@hotmail.com
To: Malcolm.Turnbull@gmail.com
Dear Mr Turnbull,
I’ve been feeling guilty since we spoke at the mid-winter ball, thanks by the way for the friendly advice. They taught me many things at Oxford but the value of not lying wasn’t one of them.
Watching the debate and coverage of Ute-gate it’s become harder and harder for me to stay silent when I know the truth.
I faked the fake email.
I snuck into Treasury and sent an email from my personal account to Mr Grech’s home email.
It was all part of a plan for you to believe the fake fake email was a real email and be embarrassed when it was revealed to be a fake email.
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