Alpha Magazine

The drinks went down easy. A little too easy for a wet Monday night. Alpha magazine was no more, the pin pulled in an 11 am meeting with management, and past and present staff were out drowning their sorrows. Outside, the rain poured down, as though in commiseration.

The launch issue cover stars have seen some highs and lows too.

In its heyday, Alpha was the biggest-selling men’s magazine in Australian publishing history. Its demise says much about the current industry focus on electronic publishing. But it says more about how incredibly tough it is, and always has been, to sell magazines to men in Australia.

Men’s magazines are a tough game. The toughest. While women across all demographic groups have an automatic reflex to purchase mags both quality and trashy, men have no such compulsion. It’s like our hormonal cycle, or lack of it compared to women. The impulse is just not there.

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  • Steve says:

    11:04am | 16/05/11

    They say they catered to the every man, but even the title was pretentious. I don’t buy magazines, because I don’t believe in paying for 60 pages of advertising. Agree wholeheartedly about zoo/ralph etc Don’t need the airbrushed pix of immature gold digger nobodies and 10 pages of phone sex… Read more »

  • Kendall Jackson says:

    04:50pm | 13/05/11

    Anthony I think your comments are proof that you are completely biased. Alpha has been crap for years. Same cover everytime, nothing new that stands out at all. Read more »

 

Seen the mock Facebook status updates of historical events?

Shane and Doug, December Alpha Magazine

They’re great fun, and at Alpha magazine, where I worked until yesterday, we thought we’d throw together one of our own.

Alpha’s ingenious art director Darren Gover has put together the brilliant page below. Check it. It’s a mock Facebook feed of the birth of cricket’s Bodyline scandal.

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  • Ton says:

    01:25pm | 23/11/10

    Having read Larwoods bio I believe Jardine DID say something to that effect . Then Jardine praised him for winning the Ashes. Then stabbed him in the back, along with the MCC, Notts CC and half of England. No wonder he emigrated - would love to see a Lamebook string… Read more »

  • bigmuzz says:

    09:45am | 23/11/10

    i disagree…. dougie is the best thing about aussie cricket at the moment, he is the only one in the team who seems to actually have a personality! Read more »

 

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