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The first thing the ALP needs to do now Belinda Neal has lost her pre-selection for the seat of Robertson is tell Kevin Rudd that the new candidate likes to be known as Deb O’Neill, not Debbie as he called her yesterday.

Well this is awkward ... O'Neill and Neal on Saturday. Picture: Rohan Kelly

The second thing is they need to stick a big picture of Neal on the wall of the state secretary’s office as a reminder that the members of the party are much better at choosing candidates than they are.

It sounds pretty simple, but it’s a lesson that’s been long in the making, and one the Labor heavies in NSW are yet to fully grasp. And it’s not just important for voters and party members, as contrary to what you’d expect, being imposed on one’s constituency is no tea party for a candidate either.

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  • Kate says:

    10:10am | 10/03/10

    Deb O’Neal will have a huge fight on her hands if she is to win Robertson if for no other reason than Labor in NSW is on the nose and many Seats will fall into Liberal hands.  Deb has to realise that she is not Irish, in fact she was… Read more »

  • D. Carter says:

    01:10pm | 09/03/10

    How would you know? Do you know either personally? Deb O’Neill. She’s brilliant and will be an asset to our community once voted in! Read more »

 

The truism goes a politician should wear out a couple of pairs of shoes in the lead up to an election, but for the Labor Member for Robertson Belinda Neal, her best strategy for a last-ditch bid at career salvation would be to stay indoors and put her feet up.

Belinda Neal on the hustings in Robertson. Picture: Ella Pellegrini

You see Neal has a way of alienating people that’s unique for a back bencher in the Federal Parliament, especially one who took her seat by just 184 votes at the last election.

And now the ALP has a big decision to make. Turf out a sitting member married to one of the most powerful men in the NSW division, or stay with a candidate so deeply unpopular senior party figures think she’ll be annihilated come Federal Election time. It’s more complicated than it sounds.

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  • Norman Hanscombe says:

    10:43pm | 26/02/10

    What a harsh word temerity is, Francesca. I’d never be so unkind as to use it, and I empathise with your position completely. I suspect, by the way, that if that particular story were true, you mightn’t be the only one regretting not being there to watch it. Read more »

  • francesca says:

    05:31pm | 24/02/10

    Dear Norman, I thought your problem was that someone had the temerity to repeat a story they had no evidence for. I say again that I read the story in the herald and as far as I know it was not challenged or retracted so I felt safe in repeating… Read more »

 

Local candidates are the political equivalent of sausages – we might accept they are part of the democratic process, but we don’t really want to know what goes into making them.

What quality of small goods will the major parties serve up this election?

And like sausages, local candidates come in all shapes and forms, from the top-shelf gourmet that you would be happy to eat at a Hat restaurant to a sad sack of something that reeks of fat and sawdust.

But in an era of presidential politics, do local candidates really matter? To stretch the sausage metaphor to breaking point, it really depends on what they’re made of, how they’re cooked and what else they are served with.

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  • Abigail says:

    10:02am | 25/02/10

    This article is hilarious… but one you missed is the curried vegie sausage - waxy, chewy, invariably bland but self righteously cooked in foil to avoid mixing with the meat juices… The Green candidate Read more »

  • Phil Loveridge says:

    05:11pm | 23/02/10

    It is time for an Independent uprising in this country, the electorate deserves a say in Canberra on a whole range of issues. Every vote in the House of reps should be a conscience vote, not along agreed party lines Read more »

 

WHEN calls came in the lead-up to Australia Day to remove the British ensign from our flag, the idea was slapped down. Australians had fought and competed under this one, the Government said in an argument more often deployed by monarchists.

Illustration: Mark Knight

When the idea of putting the republic back on the agenda came up, this time from Attorney General Robert McClelland no less, it too got short shrift from the leadership when asked publicly. Perhaps this is unsurprising from the socially conservative Rudd Government. But the agent of both of these off the cuff rejections, was not Kevin Rudd, but rather, his deputy, the left-aligned, Julia Gillard.

There is a growing body of evidence that ``Red Julia’’ as some on the Right have derided her, has been busily repositioning herself to be in contention for the Labor leadership should Kevin Rudd’s star fade. I’ll come back to that shortly.

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  • Anjuli says:

    12:24pm | 28/02/10

    I doubt if people in Perth would vote for Labor in the next election after what he has done with the GST pay back to the state he has redirected nearly half a million dollars of our 10% tax to NSW and Victoria yes we got some infrastructure money but… Read more »

  • Chris says:

    03:28pm | 15/02/10

    But look at what those higher tax paying nations get: better hospitals, better education(completely free university, as opposed to the “2 tier” system here of full fee paying and HECS)  and high speed internet that the Australian government can only dream of (10Mbs? I have friends in The Netherlands who… Read more »

 

Bob Hawke - like most public figures - always likes to get his picture in the paper.

Still conducting the Labor orchestra

But there was one time when I beat him at his own game.

It was the annual cricket match between the ACTU XI and the Press XI in Port Melbourne in the mid-70s.

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  • almeister the destroyer says:

    10:41am | 09/03/10

    well bob - gregs parents probably had a job under frazer - so whilst it was hard - they could -pay bit hard to pay 16% when you dont have a job Read more »

  • Greg says:

    03:44pm | 17/12/09

    Well Bob, you see it is like this: A guy called Gough Whitlam from the ALP was elected as PM. Unfortunately in just a few short years he managed to rack up so much government debt that there was no money to pay the public servants. He had to be… Read more »

 

The introduction of the CPRS Bill or the ETS, whichever you choose to call it, is a mechanism where the Government will collect in excess of $70 billion tax revenue in the first six years and potentially hundreds of billions of dollars thereafter.

Even watching this will cost you money with the ETS

The commission earned by bankers and brokers will amount to multiple billions of dollars and the financial imperative for them to support the scheme is overwhelming.

This new tax will not save the Great Barrier Reef; it is not going to end the droughts; it will neither contribute to Greenland freezing nor thawing.

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  • Wayne Hutchins says:

    04:16pm | 23/11/09

    Don Clarke, why are nearly all your links .gov.au? Because you are a very selective person thats why! This fraud that they have attempted to push onto the Australian people has been endorsed by you over and over again. What a fool you will look like when the inevitable occurs… Read more »

  • Bethany says:

    01:29pm | 23/11/09

    Joel (2:27pm | 23/11/09) The hacked emails you refer to indeed demonstrate that there is bias, indeed, actual fraud, going on in the scientific commmunity. I’m sure you agree that this is deplorable. It does not, however, weaken the overwhelming scientific consensus that climate change is real, it is related… Read more »

 

UPDATE: Nathan Rees has sacked Joe Tripodi and Ian Macdonald from Cabinet.

In political terms the equivalent of a nuclear bomb has just gone off in Sydney. It has immediate ramifications for some of the most hated figures in the deeply unpopular NSW Government.

It's my party: Rees finally declares that he is the boss. Photo: AAP.

But it has massive national long-term implications, as it will determine whether Labor leaders have the right to choose their own ministry, rather than have their frontbench foisted upon them by the factions.

In a gutsy gamble, NSW Premier Nathan Rees has gone for the doomsday scenario revealed on The Punch some weeks ago by taking on the factions and winning rank-and-file party approval to form his own Cabinet by dumping unpopular or treacherous ministers. And Deputy Prime Minister Julia Gillard has just strongly backed Rees in her speech to the NSW ALP, and Kevin Rudd has done so in a press conference at APEC.

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  • Andrew Elder says:

    06:38am | 17/11/09

    Penbo, you can’t tell the difference between a nuclear explosion and a fart. Labor’s internal technicalities need not interest anyone outside that party. Rees has no authority to stamp because he makes an announcement and then reverses it within a week (but not within the same news cycle - that… Read more »

  • Chris says:

    11:10am | 16/11/09

    As a rusted on Liberal voter (hey I live in Ku ring gai, Sartor destroyed the place) I cant help but like Nathan Rees he seems like a true blue westie in the what you see is what you get mould. NSW is stuffed beyond repair. Read more »

 

Sitting in front of a blank computer screen is confronting, but strangely quite liberating.

KRudd: all set for internet censorship: Caricature by Eric Lobbecke

There is a glimmer of anticipation, of unknown opportunity. There is a sense of freedom – now that is a strange coincidence. It is actually a sudden, unexpected challenge to my freedom that crowds my thoughts.

Who would have thought that in 2009, I would be sitting at my desk in the Australian Parliament, earnestly searching the internet for quotations about censorship?

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  • incervisiaveritas says:

    02:08pm | 16/11/09

    Well Chris, you can at least thank your lucky stars that you’re not a member of the the Labor Party. At least you avoided being called a f***er in relation to this matter by the foul-mouthed current Prime Minister of this country. Read more »

  • Jolanda says:

    06:23pm | 06/11/09

    @Mr Hyde I have my own website where I set out the complaints made by my family.  And, as the DET and the Government refuse to properly and fairly address our complaints and allegations then they leave me no other choice but to bring the matter to the attention of… Read more »

 

If you ever suspected that our major political parties got their leaders mixed up on the way to Question Time, this week’s Essential Report will come as no surprise.

Is it a Lib - or an ALP man? Who can tell? Illustration: Chris Deal

In a sign of life catching up with the punch-line, half the nation now thinks that our political parties are becoming closer ­ and the majority of them think it’s no bad thing.

The convergence of our major parties has not happened overnight, the rise of centrist politics around the world has been a hallmark of the post-Cold War consensus. But in Australia it has reached its zenith, where the last two leaders of the Liberal Party both openly flirted with their political opponents.

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  • Dan says:

    01:56am | 13/09/09

    Look who’s talking. LOL Read more »

  • elhombre says:

    01:07pm | 12/09/09

    “Nothing I can say can make it so” because I’m a “hypocrute” eh ? It’s impossible not to feel sorry for you leftards with your sad, hate filled little lives. I’m off for a game for a game of golf. Read more »

 

The present political consensus among the major parties against permitting and recognising same sex marriages is so obviously an intellectual surrender to the religious right that one looks for a single phrase rhetorical demolition of this anti-gay pretence of a position that would show it in all of its hypocrisy.

Participants in a mass 'illegal wedding' outside the ALP Conference in Sydney earlier this month. Pic: AFP

I do not, for a moment, believe that those politicians (including speakers at the recent Labor Party National Conference) who go on about protecting the “sanctity of marriage” believe the nonsense they espouse. I also fail to believe that they believe that a majority of the Australian people support the continued refusal to recognise single sex marriages.

I believe that the political imperative is to avoid the anger of that noisy minority, the religious right, which, itself, is hardly representative of most people of a religious persuasion in Australia. The political imperative also concerns the possible swing vote of the Family First in the Senate.

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  • alan says:

    07:59am | 26/08/09

    I’m not gay, but I’m willing to learn! Apparently 0.2 per cent of children born in Australia are hermaphrodite.  I suggest it’s wrong to discriminate against them.  They are human and still have rights regardless of how homophobic the rest of us might be. Read more »

  • Alan says:

    12:39am | 26/08/09

    After reading through all these comments.. all I have in response is Wow.. Just wow. Now my standpoint I want to share.  I went to a catholic primary school.  And a catholic high school.  I would definitly say I have christian values.  You know what, I’m Gay.  I didn’t choose… Read more »

 

There’s been a lot of talk recently about so-called “green shoots” springing up in our ravaged economy.

Cartoonist Peter Nicholson in The Australian

Some commentators have grasped a recent bounce in the stock market, a few surprisingly strong profit results overseas, and a benign sense of business confidence as evidence that the economy is on the path to recovery.

Well, it is time for a reality check.

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  • Greg says:

    09:38pm | 03/08/09

    My beef with Sharan Burrow isn’t that she’s some “union bully” running into dress shops & turning out the lights.  That’s just a Liberal fantasy.  Nobody bought it at the last election & no-one’s going to buy it now. Instead, I think she’s missing a terrific opportunity to advance the… Read more »

  • Ian says:

    12:51am | 31/07/09

    Isn’t this the same lady who believes that giving workers a pay rise during a global recession will help stimulate demand? Sharan appears to be advocating a ‘let her rip’ mentality with the union demands instead. The hypocrisy is staggering. I guess this is why you never see economists running… Read more »

 

OK, so I know the drill is that we’re meant to dust off our LPs and find the angriest Midnight Oil lyric about uranium mining or nuclear war, present it as a damning tearsheet, and then use a photograph such as the one below - taken at the Sydney protests against French nuclear tests in the Pacific in 1995 - to declare that Environment Minister Peter Garrett is the mother of all hypocrites.

Don't wanna be the one, unless compelled by Cabinet solidarity

It was certainly the position Malcolm Turnbull took last night after Garrett signed off on the Four Mile Uranium Mine in South Australia. Turnbull might be our alternative, conservative prime minister but he sounded for all the world like some campus Trotskyist as he led the sell-out charge against the former Oils frontman.

“What this approval just shows today is that Mr Garrett is as big a phoney as the Prime Minister,” Turnbull said, happily side-stepping the fact that, in endorsing Australia’s fifth uranium mine, Garrett has done the exact thing the Liberal Party has been urging him to do.

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  • Mark B says:

    10:19pm | 16/07/09

    As I stated above, I studied Nuclear and Radiation Chemistry in the late 1970’s when it was moving from a science of bomb making to energy making. We must remember that in those days it was still a dangerous science and the Labor Party embraced that reality. Mainframe computers then… Read more »

  • Dissident says:

    07:20pm | 16/07/09

    How can you say that the Liberals are the ones being hypocrites? They are for Uranium mining and are open to the idea of adopting nuclear energy. Peter Garrett has for years been vehemently opposed to such things but is now approving them. I wouldn’t go so far as to… Read more »

 

The biggest fib Kevin Rudd told today, after he’d lavished insincere praise upon Joel Fitzgibbon for his work as Defence Minister, was to declare the young Hunter Valley MP could return to the ministry at some stage.

Gawn: Latham acolyte Joel Fitzgibbon banished forever more

As long as Kevin Rudd’s backside points to the ground, Joel Fitzgibbon has a better chance of becoming the next Pope than making a ministerial comeback.

And most people in the ALP will be pretty happy about that, as Fitzgibbon, for all his affable, knockabout charm, has long been regarded by many colleagues with suspicion and ambivalence on account of what was a long-standing and especially close friendship with disastrous former leader Mark Latham.

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  • Mark says:

    09:51am | 05/06/09

    The elephant in the room is HIH. That is where this is going. Read more »

  • HooHoo says:

    02:50am | 05/06/09

    Look, did you really hate this guy, or do you still suffer from Latham-A-Phobia Read more »

 

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