Alp Conference

POLITICAL dropout Peter Costello is unlikely to have spent even a minute watching A-Pac’s live feed of this mundane ALP national conference. There’s every chance the footy-mad ex-treasurer is mooching around the house in his black and red tracky dacks watching Essendon tapes, his mind focussed on tomorrow’s do-or-die clash with West Coast as the Bombers try to keep their spot in the eight.

Julia Gillard with partner Tim Mathieson: will they ever be Australia's first couple

Had he tuned into proceedings from Darling Harbour, John Howard’s perpetual political bridesmaid would probably have had a bit of a knowing grin at watching Julia Gillard make her own transformation to the position he held for so long - warm-up act to a bloke who has no real intention of ever leaving the prime ministership.

Costello has spoken about the sense of tedium and frustration which accompanied his bib-and-bub act with John Howard at the annual Liberal Party conventions.

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  • david wood says:

    02:26pm | 11/08/09

    you have got to be joking…..if she ever becomes prime minister i’m packing my bags and going overseas to tassie i guess!  she can’t even tell me what social inclusion is and she has that port-folio! Read more »

  • Havern Maven says:

    03:40pm | 10/08/09

    Yeah I liked her so much better than Poh…oh….. Read more »

 

I think that we in the ALP are better than our opponents in celebrating our history and honouring our own.

Portrait of Bob Hawke by photographer Adam Knott for The Weekend Australian Magazine last year.

Whereas Malcolm Fraser is reviled by modern Liberals and the Democrats cannibalise their leadership, we revere our former Prime Ministers.

Past differences, old feuds and factional rivalries are forgotten as we celebrate success, and forget failures. I’ve seen, for instance, left-wing delegates cheer and give standing ovations to Paul Keating, their former nemesis. For us, Labor’s history is part of our present, and our future.

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  • Razor says:

    12:28am | 01/08/09

    Funny how Whitlamesque is still a description the ALP Spin meisters will do anything to avoid. Read more »

  • Steve says:

    08:10pm | 31/07/09

    I would argue that the central philosophies of the ALP, as a labour-backed party rest on the cornerstone of a belief in structure, class and hierarchy. Having a view of a society broken down in to these so-called structures makes it easier for them to put forward their policies which… Read more »

 

King Taufa’ahau Tupou IV had extraordinarily big hands. They were imposing and strong – they were safe. They were the kind of hands that could be relied upon to dispense justice and steer the ship of state.

OK, who had the duck, the steak and black bean and the two jugs of Reschs?

As the King of Tonga he made it into the Guinness Book of Records as the heaviest monarch ever, topping the scales at 209kg. To be big in Tonga was to be important and in a land of big people the King was clearly the biggest.

As a Labor child of the eighties the King confirmed my own observations of power.

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  • Owen says:

    09:17pm | 01/08/09

    Don’t despair Richard. We can look to The Governator for inspiration: the next generation of Big Men can be musclebound instead of obese. Somewhat healthier, and even more scary! Read more »

  • Michael says:

    05:49am | 31/07/09

    omfg you are a representative of the people of Australia? Some body call telstra and tell them to hurry up with the suicide booth deployments we’re screwed. Read more »

 

There’s been a lot of talk recently about so-called “green shoots” springing up in our ravaged economy.

Cartoonist Peter Nicholson in The Australian

Some commentators have grasped a recent bounce in the stock market, a few surprisingly strong profit results overseas, and a benign sense of business confidence as evidence that the economy is on the path to recovery.

Well, it is time for a reality check.

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  • Greg says:

    09:38pm | 03/08/09

    My beef with Sharan Burrow isn’t that she’s some “union bully” running into dress shops & turning out the lights.  That’s just a Liberal fantasy.  Nobody bought it at the last election & no-one’s going to buy it now. Instead, I think she’s missing a terrific opportunity to advance the… Read more »

  • Ian says:

    12:51am | 31/07/09

    Isn’t this the same lady who believes that giving workers a pay rise during a global recession will help stimulate demand? Sharan appears to be advocating a ‘let her rip’ mentality with the union demands instead. The hypocrisy is staggering. I guess this is why you never see economists running… Read more »

 

What the public and the media want out of politicians are two very different things. The politicians whom journalists recall with misty-eyed affection tend to be those who had a sharp tongue both in public and in private, an uncontrollable ego, and were driven by such reformist zeal that they governed as if in a race against time to implement as much of their agenda as possible, regardless of the repurcussions.

Eric Lobbecke winds up the Ruddster in today's Daily Telegraph

If you ran a quick straw poll of any newsroom in the land, the favourites list would be topped by acid-tongued megalomaniacs such as Paul Keating or Jeff Kennett. It would also feature powderkegs such as Gough Whitlam, Nick Greiner or Don Dunstan who did so much in a short period that their governments fell apart because they had given scant thought to the political consequences of executing such a manic policy agenda.

Kevin Rudd would not make the list. Not even close.

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  • cat says:

    11:23pm | 06/08/09

    @Lollo Who wants an ‘ordinary’ prime-minister? Not me. @David I reckon we barely see KRuddy on the tv because Labor’s worried he’d do something dumb - like eat his ear wax! @Terry Gallen Agree 100% - has anyone here ever been involved in one of these elusive ‘polls’? Read more »

  • Civis Vulgaris says:

    03:03am | 04/08/09

    The cartoon looks more like Wilson Tuckey Read more »

 

You will all be aware of current demands for Australian Government procurement policies to include a “buy Australian” bias. The Government does not support such proposals. We remain resolutely committed to a non-discriminatory purchasing policy.

This is not the answer to all our prayers

Australia is a signatory to numerous international agreements that seriously inhibit our ability to use discriminatory procurement policies. We have been vocal in international forums warning against the serious threat any upsurge in protectionism poses to the world economy. If we introduce protectionist measures like discriminatory procurement policies we will invite retaliation from other countries. As a trading nation, Australia stands to lose a great deal in any global outbreak of protectionism.

The notion that there are big gains for Australian companies and workers to be won from discriminatory procurement policies is essentially a mirage. Research by my Department that I am releasing today shows that the possible benefits are very modest.

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  • cat says:

    08:15pm | 09/08/09

    Why can’t we simply have better labelling laws whereby we HAVE to be told exactly what is local and what’s imported. Stating ‘Made in Australia from local and imported ingredients’ is not good enough, as that includes advertising and labelling. I want to know what I’m eating. Read more »

  • Andrew says:

    04:54pm | 29/07/09

    Eag:  People don’t have to buy the “cheap inferior goods”. You can buy the more expensive brands if you like. Its called consumer choice. Even if the WTO didn’t exist, the simple fact remains if Australia took a stronly protectionist approach, then (a) the price of what Australians buy would… Read more »

 

This week’s ALP National Conferences bears scant resemblance to the hey days of the seventies in Terrigal, when then-ACTU chief Bob Hawke cut deals in his budgie smugglers. 

Add more clothing to the mix and not much has changed about ALP conferences.

There is not even the gauntlet of the fields of pokies that provided the surreal backdrop to proceedings for most of the nineties when the Conference called the Hobart casino home.

This week’s affair at Darling Harbour in Sydney will involve a lot less flesh and a lot less vice, but the dynamic tension between the political and industrial wings of the ALP will be on display for all to witness.

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  • Alex White says:

    09:21pm | 02/08/09

    Hi Peter, Given the bloodless nature of the conference, do you think your comments were warranted? Read more »

  • Michael says:

    02:59pm | 01/08/09

    The problem with union control of the ALP is that it is undemocratic. The unions affiliated to the ALP represent 12% of the workforce.  Yet these unions claim 50% of the votes at ALP Conferences.  Do the union members decide who represents them at the Conference or how they will… Read more »

 

Much has been written about the Rudd Government’s commitment to introduce a new era of transparency into our schools. As important as bricks and mortar or computers are, the Education Revolution is about more than infrastructure.

Take that! And that! Gillard won't give up until results are published. Illustration: Peter Nicholson

If some are to be believed the educational sky will fall in should the Government, and more importantly parents, be given simple information about the performance of schools in their neighbourhood and around the nation.

Some on the other hand, particularly in the NSW Parliament, is nothing more than base political manoeuvring. It has certainly seen some bizarre political marriages of convenience.

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  • Generationmatter says:

    06:47pm | 11/12/09

    Commission United,away food spend die water executive ever material editor artist management could home free parent move yard glass selection victim worker bottle civil grant previously care typical competition order editor someone advance represent people action despite spring enter without hill boy step surely general minute race labour comparison book… Read more »

  • Steve says:

    11:38pm | 31/07/09

    I am a service technician with an electrical back ground and 25 years experience.  Julie says” In almost every other professional field you’d expect the performance of an organisation to be scrutinised.” I have never heard of an assessment for professional trades, where the “performance of an organisation is scrutinised”. … Read more »

 

On Friday, 5th of June this year, my partner Beck and I were married in Vancouver, Canada. However, since arriving home in Australia, our marriage is no longer recognised, and this has brought significant sadness to our lives, and also to our families who were unable to travel to Vancouver to be with us on our special day. 

Davina and Beck on their wedding day. Picture: Davina Storer (not to be reproduced without permission)

Beck and I are now in the bizarre predicament, that we are married in a growing number of countries in the world, but not married here in our own country.

Some people find this funny, saying we have the ‘best of both worlds’ we can get on a plane and be married one day, and get off a plane and be free of the ‘ball and chain’ the next. But this situation is far from funny to us. It is heartbreaking because we want to be married all the time, not just in certain parts of the world.

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  • Hopium says:

    12:46pm | 07/08/09

    I just got married. I’m not gay so mine is legally recognised. It was a secular celebration in a park. No church or religion involved. Once upon a time, you could not get married this way. I shed tears during the ceremony. Not for my beloved (we show love by… Read more »

  • Bugalug says:

    07:08pm | 31/07/09

    Bunny and Sal, I think the point is that saying “my friends say it’s OK/not OK” is not statistically valid, as groups of friends tend to self select people of similar views.  Pointless statement both ways, and all my friends agree with that assessment. Read more »

 

Finance Minister Lindsay Tanner said yesterday on Meet the Press that the government choosing to buy Australian made products was like him doing his 15 year old daughter’s homework.

Who's mowing the nation's lawn? Illustration: Tom Jellett

I’m not sure what he means by that, but it’s clear he hasn’t been doing his own homework when it comes to using the government’s stimulus packages to create the most jobs possible.

In fact, the government choosing to source products overseas is like getting the neighbour’s kids to come over and mow the lawn, and then wondering why your own kids are hitting you up for pocket money when you go to the shops.

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  • miantiao says:

    08:40pm | 28/07/09

    We have been acting in good faith since the 70s. China, the US, the EU, Russia, they are all industrialized economies. Who loses out when one industrialized economy closes the door to anothers imports whilst at the same time retaining access to the others’s market? We are on the same… Read more »

  • Andrew says:

    05:14pm | 28/07/09

    Free Trade does need to be a two way street, but just like in any relationship someone has to take the first step as an act of goodwill. As an industrialised economy Australia has less to lose and much to gain from Free Trade. Furthermore, my advice to you son… Read more »

 

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