All Whites

Just when you thought the World Cup couldn’t get any more annoying, what about this - on day five of the tournament as things currently stand it’s New Zealand 1 and Australia nil.

Winston Reid heads home the injury-time goal that secured New Zealand's first World Cup point against Slovakia. Photo: AP

And no amount of juvenile joking about their accents, their fondness for mooching around Bondi while on the dole or their affection for farm animals can alter that fact.

They were standing on top of their chilly-bins and clapping their jandals in the air late yesterday as the All Whites scored the first New Zealand goal ever in a World Cup.

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  • Jerry says:

    09:13am | 17/10/11

    I rcoekn you are quite dead on with that. Read more »

  • Rob r Charteris says:

    08:06am | 21/06/10

    Chris L says:05:42pm; oh poor didums, your were saying??? I guess some people shouldn’t open there lil traps lolololololol Read more »

 

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