Aliens

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the reject miscreants of a dying civilisation stole a starship and headed to Earth. Their mission? To infiltrate the fashion industry and render it unsuitable for humans.

Note the alien-like long necks and oversized eyes on Miss Australia and Miss New Zealand. Pic: AFP

Every now and then, humans suspect that something has gone terribly wrong. In news today, people are suspicious because the 16-year-old winner of Miss World Fiji Torika Watters doesn’t look “native” enough. According to news.com.au:

“The ugly race row has even included attacks on Watters’ hair, with many claiming the model chosen to represent the island nation should have a “buiniga” - the local word used to describe the naturally-fuzzy Fijian hairstyle.”

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  • Paige says:

    07:36pm | 29/04/12

    Fashion is not an excuse for vain to blow income. Fashion is an art form, an expression of who you are.  There is a difference between fashion and clothing.  Clothing covers you up, fashion expresses who your characteristics. Read more »

  • Paul M says:

    12:21pm | 29/04/12

    Women wear fashion to impress one another. Screw you people. Evaporate into irrelevance. (Guys: google MGTOW) Read more »

 

My fellow Earthians. The real tragedy of Bob Brown’s wacky speech last week is that he has pretty much left behind forever his credibility as a man concerned first and foremost with saving and preserving the Australian environment, which is exactly what most Greens voters elected him for.

The Franklin River would never have been saved if Bob Brown had gone all spacey 30 years ago. Pic: Peter Dombrovskis.

Like a severed finger or a razed old growth forest, credibility doesn’t grow back. And that’s a shame because Australia needs the leader of its environmental party to be un-nutty. The Tassie devils dying of facial tumours need it, the koalas dying of Chlamydia need it, and the 100 year old sea turtles strangled by plastic bags need it.

Urban dwellers and rural dwellers need it too, so that we can all sensibly debate the balance between economic and environmental concerns. So what have we got in Bob Brown? An enviro-cop framing the big Green issues through an obscurist, metaphorical lens of little green men. Excuse the pun, but that approach is just too alienating.

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  • zac says:

    09:21am | 10/04/12

    You completely missed the point of his speech if all you focused on was his hypothetical discussion at the start about aliens which is essentially a set up for all the topics he covers in it. If you actually read the article he touches on some really valid points, particularly… Read more »

  • Gordon says:

    07:24pm | 09/04/12

    Yes, centralised governments can be very effective, just not necessarily very interested in the concerns of minorities. For instance a world governement would be more likely to declare central Australia as a very good place for an N waste dump, and the rest of the country as a useful overflow… Read more »

 

It is becoming increasingly clear why the Greens are never going to poll more than 10 per cent of the vote, and why they are facing a national rebuff along the lines seen in Queensland last Saturday where their vote collapsed in an unprecedented conservative whitewash.


It’s because they’re barking mad. The more voters see of the Greens demanding and enjoying power in a minority government, the more obvious it becomes that their views on the economy, jobs, the cost of living and pretty much everything the average person really cares about are completely out of this world. Quite literally.

As an easy listening fan I have always enjoyed the work of The Carpenters but like many bands late in their career they had a shark-jumping moment with the song featured above, Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft.

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  • Iain says:

    09:20pm | 04/04/12

    A quick comparison of the Greens campaign material from the recent Qld election (detailed, intelligent, full of policies, did however require you to be able to read) with the other two parties provides a quick indicator of who is mad/ruthlessly cynical/just braindead, and it isn’t the Greens.  But nice strawman… Read more »

  • sunnycoastman says:

    11:29am | 04/04/12

    Capt’ S, What are you on, if it’s legal, where do I get some? Von Toad, You may have a point there! Papachango, For One Nation now read Katter’s (I hate to say this) “Australian’ Party, which will likewise be frozen out by any future LNP government. Read more »

 

With a total absence of intelligent life in the Capital Hill region of Canberra, we thought we’d ask a Canberra-based academic, the ANU’s Dr Paul Francis, if there’s any hope of something with a pulse up there…

The search for extraterrestrial life has been going on in earnest for decades now. Are we any closer to finding intelligent life?
It’s pretty clear that there is no intelligent life elsewhere in our own solar system. But what about on planets orbiting other stars? If you go out on a starry night, it could be that every star you see has planets with intelligent life, and that aliens are staring back at you from every star. Or it could be that there is no other life in the universe and all those planets are dead and dusty.

He can't phone home because his iPhone doesn't work

Will we ever be able to learn more about those distant worlds?
Going to visit these other stars is far beyond current technology, so the only thing we can do it listen for radio signals from them. Until now nothing has been detected. But our current surveys could only pick something up if one of the nearest few stars had a highly advanced technological race on a planet orbiting it, and this race was broadcasting enormously powerful radio signals in our direction. So it’s not really conclusive.

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  • Jay says:

    04:36pm | 24/10/11

    Let us for argument assume that there is alien life on our planet, and this life has been with us for say 63 years. What if the US & Russian Presidents fessed up and told us the truth? How would the world react?How do you tell two thirds of the… Read more »

  • davidl says:

    04:01pm | 24/10/11

    We are just conglomerates of genetic matter, and now we are starting to come to grips with that, we may one day decide to produce our own ‘alien’ race, one that for example could live on Mars quite happily breathing methane or whatever. If we could do that, then the… Read more »

 

Are we alone? Does it matter?

I’ve long come to terms with the idea that there is probably no God, but I’m optimistic there’s something else out there. It’s SETI’s 50th anniversary this year – that’s the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence.

SETI is both a concept – the search – and an institute dedicated to finding the answer. There is plenty of funding, links with NASA, serious science. It employs 150 professionals. There’s even an Australian SETI centre.

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    10:19am | 02/07/10

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  • Jay says:

    05:51pm | 20/05/10

    “In the same way we haven sent rockets to take pictures of other planets i think voyager is out past pluto, so in 200 years it eneters another species planet area” Voyager path will reach within several light years of the closest star near its path in about 30,000 years… Read more »

 

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