Adam Goodes

The impending footballing weekend is all about “bromance”, that modern term which refers to the state of male bonding when mateship goes all misty-eyed and meaningful.

Don't say it. Just feel it. Pic: Patrick Hamilton.

In the real world, men shake hands firmly, then brusquely ask “how’s it goin’ champ?”. Sport is different. When sportsmen step over that white line, they enter a beautiful parallel universe. They pat each other on the arse and tell each other “I love you like a brother”. And they mean it.

Male team sport was made for man love. Not the Brokeback Mountain kind of love, (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but a special form of mutual admiration.

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  • Ben C says:

    04:09pm | 16/09/11

    @ adam I’m also in NSW, so unfortunately not. I’ve got a mate down in Melbourne, but he has no clue about AFL. Read more »

  • GB says:

    03:53pm | 16/09/11

    Razor Ray has the Eagles/Blues game. Given it’s at Subi, expect the Eagles to be raking in the free kicks. Thankfully Vozzo announced his retirement the other day. One of the few good calls he’s made. Read more »

 

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