Academics

It’s infuriating. Here at The Punch, we regularly call all sorts of academics for their opinions on various things. You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to get through.

Hello, I'd like a 25 year extension on my essay

Seriously, their phones just ring and ring and ring. And if you leave a message, good luck hearing back from them before next week. By which time the issue du jour will be well and truly fish and chip wrapping.

Why is this the case? Surely academics have fewer meetings than the rest of us. Surely they are at their desks more, right by that clunky old landline. They have mobiles too, right? With that newfangled voicemail stuff, and all.

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  • hot tub political machine says:

    02:53pm | 18/07/11

    Must agree with jeffb, if you don’t know about misquoting being an issue - you need to talk to an academic who isn’t afraid to mention the emporer’s lack of clothes. Read more »

  • PB says:

    09:34pm | 17/07/11

    I’m always amused when I see ‘articles’ like this. Of course they’re not really articles, they’re an invitation to have a go at academics. And boy, it certainly is going well, isn’t it Anthony? According to the readers of the Punch academics are: “up their own arse”, “uppety wankers”, “irrelevant… Read more »

 

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  • These Days says:

    01:00pm | 26/08/10

    My experience as a tutor was similar.  Few students received As, but no one who submitted something that looked vaguely like work failed.  It was even worse in grad school. Read more »

  • Toothfairy says:

    04:19pm | 22/05/10

    Rod Rye you are so right! This is happening right now at the University fo Sydney Faculty of Dentistry - where many students have been failed by lecturers who just decide they don’t like students. I’ve come across so many lecturers with dysfunctional personalities. They may know their subject but… Read more »

 

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