@ponitfex

Apple will be literally thanking the heavens today after Pope Benedict XVI sent his first tweet from an iPad. You just can’t buy that kind of publicity.

Jeez, I wish @God would follow me back already, I want to ask him a question in private. Photo: news.com.au

According to news.com.au @ponitfex, as he is known on Twitter, exceeded one million followers last night after his debut tweet. Take that, Justin Bieber.

Here’s what the Tweet said:

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  • Stained says:

    05:26pm | 13/12/12

    Maybe god will catch some of these tweets flying past him.  But then if there is a god, the pope wouldn’t be needed, eh? Read more »

  • Stained says:

    05:21pm | 13/12/12

    Wakeuppls, where do you get your fantasies from, or does religion train you mind into these?  Pedophilia and homosexuality are basically bedfellows, WTF are you on about? . You don’t see many Catholic priests raping girls or even Nuns.  No, in fact there are many nuns who are mothers and… Read more »

 

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