http://www.thepunch.com.au/author-bios/tory-saladdodger/ If you’ve come this far you probably already suspected that Tory Saladdodger is not a real person. en Copyright 2012 The Punch penberthyd@newsltd.com.au penberthyd@newsltd.com.au Sat, 26 May 2012 20:00:40 +0000 Sat, 26 May 2012 20:00:40 +0000 Politics, opinion, world news, sports news, latest news, views, Barack Obama, Kevin Rudd, Julia Gillard, Nathan Rees, Malcolm Turnbull, Peter Garrett, Barnaby Joyce, Australian, federal politics, opinion polls, election, The Punch, thepunch, punch ExpressionEngine 1.6.7 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 15 http://www.thepunch.com.au/images/punch-logo-rss.png http://www.thepunch.com.au/ 144 70 Politics, political opinion, world news, sports news and the latest news and views updated live, daily on The Punch - Australia's best conversation. Search The Punch keywords http://www.thepunch.com.au/search/ http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/hold-the-kfc-burger-and-pass-the-fried-haloumi/ It may sound like a risqué sexual manoeuvre, but in fact it’s a burger - KFC have decided to rid a chicken burger of its cumbersome bun – instead of those pesky empty bread calories you now get fried chicken. It’s called the Double Down. It’s two slabs of fried chicken spooning strips of juicy bacon, cheese, and it’s got almost 2000 kilojoules.  Mmmm… kilojoules. Cue the righteous disgust from health professionals. feedback@thepunch.com.au (Tory Saladdodger) Article http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/hold-the-kfc-burger-and-pass-the-fried-haloumi/#comments http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/hold-the-kfc-burger-and-pass-the-fried-haloumi/#item5504 Tue, 29 Mar 2011 04:00:29 +0000 Tory Saladdodger | Author bios | The Punch