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            <title>ICB. PMS. Don&#8217;t. Get. Me. Started.</title>
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            <description>Welcome to this week&#8217;s I Call Bullshit. Let&#8217;s get straight into it. So some bloody smart&#45;arse congregation of designer&#45;stubbled preening ad men have concocted a ridiculous campaign suggesting milk will take care of PMS. 



Picture them sitting around their long shiny tables, bums squeaking in their exxy leather chairs, waiting for a cute secretary to bring them (soy) lattes and discussing just how &#8216;cheeky&#8217; their new milk ads are. 

Oooo and we&#8217;ll have a website and do social media and piss off the feminazis by suggesting women are hormone&#45;ravaged banshees who can be tamed by calcium intake. IT&#8217;LL GO VIRAL, they probably thought, with pants&#45;wetting glee.</description>
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