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        <description>Annie Markey is the national online chief of staff at News Digital Media, and can be outraged by a range of subjects including Kevin Rudd’s speech patterns, people who disagree with her, and Croc shoes. She finds the term &#8220;journey&#8221; deeply upsetting.

In previous lives, she’s worked on country papers, negotiated the political nuances of SBS and was the deputy editor of mX.&amp;nbsp; She spent several years on the dark side as a spin doctor in the entertainment industry, and is secretly proud of the fact she met George Lucas before ever seeing a Star Wars film.</description>
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            <title>Luxury tampons. Only a man could have come up with that</title>
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            <description>I like a bit of luxury as much as the next person. A facial here, an upgrade there. God knows, I&#8217;d have more of it &#8230; if I could afford it.



But luxury tampons? Sorry, that&#8217;s just a teeny bit too far.

I spotted the ad last week. Gorgeous girl (mid&#45;body shot only, no bloat evident). Looks like she never scoffs five burgers in a row or yells at her partner. Never gets PMT. And why would she? She&#8217;s using luxury tampons &#8211; presumably wrought from the pelt of a resting panda,&amp;nbsp;  tufts of angora rabbit and a tennis bracelet.</description>
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            <title>Your complaint is important to us and is in a queue</title>
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            <description>Virgin Blue has posted a $ 160m loss. I should feel sorry for Dicky Branson. But instead I just want to slap him around a bit and say &#8220;boo hoo&#8221;.



Here&#8217;s the scenario.

I&#8217;m sitting at Sydney airport experiencing two emotions that are gratingly familiar &#8211; outraged and helpless. My flight (do I really have to add &#8220;as usual&#8221;?) has been delayed. First by 10 minutes, then by another five, then by an extra 20. That&#8217;s the official line, but there&#8217;s no sense we&#8217;ll be heading skyward any time soon.</description>
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