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David Penberthy

Port power players ringing lapsed club members tonight urging them to re-sign. What happened to the old days when they'd just beat them up?

Paul Colgan

What not to make an issue in the last week of a campaign - your leadership http://bit.ly/a78kyL#savotes

Lucy Kippist

Why are people so unkind to Lady Gaga asks @_tors: http://bit.ly/a7jLN7#thepunch

Paul Colgan

Woman aims to be world's fattest at 450kg - so wrong in so many ways http://bit.ly/ayLd13

Gentle jabs to the ribs

Breaking news: Something is going on

Breaking news: Something is going on

Is this the greatest ever send-up of 24-hour news? Warning: contains strong language and hilarity. From… Read more

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