Xavier Symons

Xavier Symons

Xavier is currently completing honours in philosophy at Syndey University’. He has a keen interest in moral philosophy, and particularly in virtue ethics and natural law. Upon completing his degree, he suspects he will be living in a bus shelter. But ideally he hopes to get into journalism. Xavier has previously published articles with the Sunday Telegraph, and is currently working for them as a news room assistant.

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The United Colours of pseudo-morality

The United Colours of pseudo-morality

21 Nov 11 For years now The United Colours of Benetton has been running shock advertising campaigns. Many of us remember the confronting…... Read more

Crummy artist left to pick up the scraps

Crummy artist left to pick up the scraps

11 Aug 11 You can call a controversial comic’s work an ‘artwork’. But this doesn’t change its shocking subject matter. American cartoonist Robert…... Read more

Great rhetoric doesn’t make a great leader

Great rhetoric doesn’t make a great leader

01 Aug 11 UPDATE: US President Barack Obama has announced that a deal has been signed to raise the debt ceiling, saying “the…... Read more

Q&A is the equivalent of intellectual McNuggets

Q&A is the equivalent of intellectual McNuggets

20 Jul 11 Mainstream media holds a mirror up to society. If we take a look into that mirror, we see what is…... Read more

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